If You Were On A Sex Reality Show Based Off Your Sex Life, Which Of These Would It Be?

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If You Were On A Sex Reality Show Based Off Your Sex Life, Which Of These Would It Be?

If You Were On A Sex Reality Show Based Off Your Sex Life, Which Of These Would It Be?

If You Were On A Sex Reality Show Based Off Your Sex Life, Which Of These Would It Be?

"SAUCY SEXCAPADES"

If You Were On A Sex Reality Show Based Off Your Sex Life, Which Of These Would It Be?

"SEX BLOOPERS AND BLUNDERS"

If You Were On A Sex Reality Show Based Off Your Sex Life, Which Of These Would It Be?

"NO MAN'S LAND"(no sex)

If You Were On A Sex Reality Show Based Off Your Sex Life, Which Of These Would It Be?

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Citizenkirk | 522 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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Most Helpful Guy

BobbyC65 | 5.4K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Guru

1 mo

Masturbation with the humping method. 💞 Love that friction feeling on my penis. 💞
I'm in heaven when I hump my penis. 💞

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  🤣🤣🤣
- BobbyC65
  
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  💞 💞 💞

Most Helpful Girls

Cynicaldreamer | 1.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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If there was an achievement for thriving in "No Man's Land," I would have won it by now...

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  😂😂 I'd say I'd be the mayor of no man's land but we can co mayor 😂
- Cynicaldreamer
  
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  I'm fine with that! 😂
  Share the "fun"
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Lololol if I was really having fun I'd be the mayor of sexcapades lololol our at least bloops and blunders 😂😂
Yads_Is_Back
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Mine would have to be a love story or there’s no sex involved.

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Aww like that answer 💜🙂
- triff
  
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  Why couldn't I find a girl like you Thats so romantic

What Girls & Guys Said

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Andres77 | 711 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Xper 6

1 mo

"Singing in the rain"
She squirts a lot and after sex she wants me to sing to her.
I sing along with some German metal as we fuck/play. That helps get her off.
Then she wants Sinatra and Tony Bennett as she fades out after she cums.

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Lololol
AndrewMG | 271 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Yoda

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An animal documentary is definitely the wrong answer I'm guessing! lol, So I'll go for a Tragic comedy!

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Lolol well yeah no beastiality 🤣🤣
- AndrewMG
  
  1 mo
  Even when I was typing that answer I was disappointing myself lol, it was only the fact that I know you realise I'm a bit of a friendly idiot that I thought that I knew you'd get I was just joking lol.
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  I'd hope so 🤣🤣🤣 here yours would be:
  "Milk and Lager and Loving" 🤣🤣
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- AndrewMG
  
  1 mo
  Yep that pretty much describes my University years! (minus the milk and the loving) lol.
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Well see you stepped up in the world 🤣
19magic | 1.2K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Yoda

1 mo

My current sex life is no man's land barren and empty lol

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Aww sorry... And yeah, same here
cjgsu
Xper 7

1 mo

Hell nah. Sex is for behind closed door...

Or maybe dark areas others can't see👀

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Just don't have sex in the corners of the classroom 👁️👁️🧐
- cjgsu
  
  1 mo
  Lmao noooo!!!
  
  *coughs* too late👀
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Wait... WHAT 👁️👁️ No food in the classroom, so means no nut either 🤣🤣
  Or is that your idea of "loving school"🤣
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- cjgsu
  
  1 mo
  Lmao. 🤣🤣
  Jk never would i do that
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Takes getting an"F" in class to whole new level 🤣
- cjgsu
  
  1 mo
  Lmao🤣
LemiaOfTheCodes | 88 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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1 mo

Lemia's deserted island because I haven't had sex in 6 years.

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Oh wow yeah that's a long time
- LemiaOfTheCodes
  
  1 mo
  Yep it is, 6 years Christmas eve
LEADFOOTboi | 567 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Yoda

1 mo

https://www.youtube.com/embed/k-Kmd17tVecthis bout sums it up... XD

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  🤣🤣🤣
- LEADFOOTboi
  
  1 mo
  Q - Q not that i'm all that thirsty...
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  That's good
humanearth | 2.8K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Guru

1 mo

I not saying nothing, because my wife is on here and I don't want to sleep on the couch

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Hahaha lol
- MotherEarth2020
  
  1 mo
  Your learning
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  @MotherEarth2020 lololol
SunnySri | 81 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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1 mo

Never had one yet mam, and don't think i am interested either.😅😅

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  🤣🤣🤣
WowwGirl | 341 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Yoda

1 mo

😊😊😊

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  😂😂😂
- WowwGirl
  
  1 mo
  Just saying
- WowwGirl
  
  1 mo
  "Brother Husbands"
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Wait, you want more than one? 🤔 Other than sex, isn't one more than enough 🤣
- WowwGirl
  
  1 mo
  Always room for more
- WowwGirl
  
  1 mo
  Wowgirls house for way ward boys
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  For "certain" things (wink wink lol) but for other things might be toooo much lololol
- WowwGirl
  
  1 mo
  Yes ma'am 😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  🤣🤣🤣..
poneglyphs | 1.2K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Yoda

1 mo

Definitely be no man's land, because I'm still a virgin.

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Yeah think there's enough people joining you in no man's land so don't feel so bad lol
- poneglyphs
  
  1 mo
  Yeah hopefully I met a girl there ,:^)
- poneglyphs
  
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  Meet
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Lol that would be nice
douride2 | 11.5K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Master

1 mo

It would be more like nomans land. Also it would be a very boring show.

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Right lol same... As stuffed as I am right now, I couldn't move anyways lolol 😂
- douride2
  
  1 mo
  And here I am eating left overs.
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Lolol I'm more stuffed than the turkey was, 🤪😂 hope you enjoyed your Thanksgiving
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- douride2
  
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  We had Thanksgiving back in October here in Canada.
- douride2
  
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  But it was a great meal
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Oh okay, I ate way too much 😔 Me after eating yesterday:
  https://youtu.be/-8cbBNM63T0
michael1469 | 1.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Explorer

1 mo

I sure would like to say... the big bang theory... but thats not bow its going down. Its more like lost in space.

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  😂😂 sorry
- michael1469
  
  1 mo
  Its ok... there has to be a volunteer out there somewhere ... hahah
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Guess you'll have to have a casting call-😂 now if that ain't a pick up line"Hey baby wanna star in a really sex scene with me"😂😂
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- michael1469
  
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  Well, it has worked in the past... it could still work... lol
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Omg wait lol you really used that line?
  😂😂😂😂
- michael1469
  
  1 mo
  Well not word for word... but we made a sex tape and pics ;)
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Oh okay lol
- michael1469
  
  1 mo
  I ended up marrying her, divorced now... but certainly one of my fondest memories...
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Aww sorry bout the divorce
- michael1469
  
  1 mo
  Ya... was heartbreaking. But in usual fashion i then over axhieved at work cause thats all i did... and now i have the toys to prove it...;)
Anonymous

1 mo

Waiting for someone to say:

Thomas the train
The 100
In too deep
Fast & Furious 😂
Bloody Mary 😭
Captain hook 💀
Pinocchio

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  🤣🤣🤣 you just did lololol funny list 🤣 but sometimes slow and steady "wins"🤣
red_knight | 3.2K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Yoda

1 mo

Sex bloopers.. Something silly is always said or something funny always happens... 😂

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  🤣🤣🤣
Anonymous

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The second one. lol That's actually a good idea. Someone call Hollywood

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  😂😂 hey you steal my idea, I get 50%😂
- Opinion Owner
  
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  That's fair, considering YOU suggested it, but I suggest we pitch it ;)
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Well and since you have experience in bloopers and blunders you can be the star of the first episode 😂😂😂
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  LOL. How much you payin?
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  You mean, how much is Hollywood paying lololol
- Opinion Owner
  
  1 mo
  I don't know. We'll have to negotiate
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  LOL OK
DizzyDesii | 6K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Master

1 mo

Def bloopers cause im so clumsy

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Ha yeah I already knew your answer lololol all the stories you've told... You'd be on the first episode 🤣🤣🤣
Fuqyocouch
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Probably the second one, lol..

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  So lots of bloopers and blunders? 🤣
- Fuqyocouch
  
  1 mo
  Probably pretty accurate! 😂.. We just go at it.. Lord I probably would look like I'm screwing my couch or something.
- Fuqyocouch
  
  1 mo
  Oh wait, you did not say porno LOL. MY FAULT
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  🤣🤣🤣 sex reality show pretty close to a porno tho ain't it 🤣
KingdomForAKiss | 299 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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"NO MAN'S LAND"(no sex)--- boooooo

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Sorry and same here
- KingdomForAKiss
  
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  Sorry! By choice, lack of opportunity, other?
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  All of the above 🤣
Avicenna | 5.8K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Master

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Im busy with other things right now

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Is that the name of the reality show? lololol
- Avicenna
  
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  I think it’s be a good one.
  
  Im opportunistic, though, if a nice lady comes along.
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Well, hopefully 🙏🏼
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- Avicenna
  
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  Thanks, I hope so too
loveslongnails | 2.8K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Guru

1 mo

"The Man Who Loved Women" :-D

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Nice 😎
ChiTown33 | 1.8K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Guru

1 mo

One that was cancelled long ago.

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Oh that sucks maybe someone else will "re-air" the show 😂
- ChiTown33
  
  1 mo
  Not if it's a REALITY show. Lol
elizamichale1 | 3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Yoda

1 mo

The first option definitely

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najekim | 987 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Explorer

1 mo

Life and Times of a Playful Couple.

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Aww like that one 👍🙂
krin_m | 663 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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1 mo

I voted A, but depends on how much I get paid. :-)

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  😂😂😂
bklynbadboy1 | 4.6K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Guru

1 mo

No man's land for sure! 😂

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Hear yah 🤣
- bklynbadboy1
  
  1 mo
  That suck!😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Yeah really does
msc545 | 2.4K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Yoda

1 mo

Definitely something else...

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  👍👍
Paige90 | 2.8K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Yoda

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I voted A

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  👍 Bow chicka wow wow 🤣
mrgspoter
Yoda

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Yeah I'm something else

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Yes you are lololol what that is 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ lololol
- mrgspoter
  
  1 mo
  It's like lucky there's digital tapes don't last too long 😈
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Wait, what? You making pornos 🤔😂
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- mrgspoter
  
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  What I never said that
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Oh my bad 😂
rachel776 | 1.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Yoda

1 mo

The Rachel Papers

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  That's a good one 👍🙂
- rachel776
  
  1 mo
  thanks 😊
Jjpayne | 3.9K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Master

1 mo

No woman's land 😂

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  😂😂😂
ariadneR | 631 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Yoda

1 mo

No mans land.

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Yeah that's where I'm at as well
GoodGuyBreakingBad | 6.7K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Master

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LMFAO No Mans Life

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  You and me both these days
- GoodGuyBreakingBad
  
  1 mo
  @Brainsbeforebeauty Hahhaa You see one Vagina / Penis
  you saw them all what the hell; LOL
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Hahahaha lmao
- Show All Show Less
- GoodGuyBreakingBad
  
  1 mo
  @Brainsbeforebeauty 👍
Massageman | 3.6K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Guru

1 mo

Mission: Impossible.

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Hahahahaha 🤣🤣 oh mean sorry lol
morganlove | 254 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Xper 5

1 mo

Please let me sleep

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Right!
InferiorElegy | 246 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Xper 6

1 mo

No sex

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Aww that sucks
- InferiorElegy
  
  1 mo
  It's alright, I'm used to it.
Valnac | 10.5K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Yoda

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Saucy sexcapase

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  👍👍🙂
Tstrbrainer | 2K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Explorer

1 mo

Incels island🏝

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Well that sucks lololol
- Tstrbrainer
  
  1 mo
  Yeah 😟
Jerre | 7.1K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Guru

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I choose A

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  👍👍🙂
Slim57 | 4.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Guru

1 mo

One and done

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  That's the show your be on? 🤣🤣
- Slim57
  
  1 mo
  That's how it's going lol
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Well hopefully that changes for you 🙂
gandolph3
Yoda

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Bloopers

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  😅😅
- gandolph3
  
  1 mo
  Which is yours
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Past sex life: Saucy sexcapades
  Current: No Man's land
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- gandolph3
  
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  Good for the first, sad for you for the second
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Right!
- gandolph3
  
  1 mo
  Do you have any male friends that would be friends with benefits, or would you even consider it
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Yeah I don't believe in the friends with benefits... Those never work
- gandolph3
  
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  I had one for over twenty years, she got married, it did not last long, that was the only break we had, after the divorce we resumed
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
  1 mo
  Glad that worked for you 🙂
HelenJacob | 519 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Xper 5

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I voted A

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Anonymous

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Option B.

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  😂👍

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