Why don't more men wear kilts to get more sex?

Women groping men in kilts is a big problem in Scotland with wearers reporting constant sexual harassment. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-55065071 it seems logical therefore that if you want to get more sex then kilts are the way to go.
If you have an incel son why not buy him a kilt for Christmas so he can become a real man.
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  • REALLY? Guys complaining that women are groping them? LOL!!
    I find that hard to believe! :) :)
    I've worked in several different jobs, and women have made sexual advances, and touched me, and sometimes we did other, intimate things, later. I NEVER thought that was 'abuse' in any way!! Yeah, they were usually quite a bit older, but 'abuse"? I didn't feel that way at all!!
    I guess today is different, and even some guys can feel like someone is taking advantage! Sorry, still can't get this sorted in my mind!! Scottsmen? In Kilts? WTF?

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  • That reminds me of an old joke:

    A Scotsman gets drunk at the pub and goes to walk home. Halfway home he lays down and falls asleep. Three Lass’s (of legal age of course) stumble upon him and wonder what is worn under a kilt. When they see him in all his glory one of them decides to take her pretty blue bow off and tie it on his member so he knows someone was there. The next morning the Scot wakes up and goes to relieve himself. He sees looks down and says “I don’t know where you have been but I am glad you won First Prize!”.

    • @jersey2 LOL!!! :) :)

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  • Sure. If a woman lifts a man's kilt, he gets to bend her over and lift her skirt. I like the concept.

  • Male 'upskirting' to confirm the myths... "turn about is FAIR play"

    That old 'blue ribbon' story about the drunken Scotsman...
    "I dunna know where's Ye been me boy... but I see Ye took first prize!"

    • There's actually up kilt porn. Found out when someone suggested that they thought a video might include me. Not a big deal, certainly not the first time I've been in porn.

  • Well i agree with you , but only to a point i have done the kilts skirt thing , and your right it works ,, to get laid but the thing is. , is they always want more than just sex ,, you know like washing my car or them wanting to take me out to dinner or to a good show or them wanting to give me massages all the time. I just can't take it and more they always want more than just sex ,, so I hung it up they were just being to nice to me all the time lmao

  • I have a Utilikilt. Not a real kilt, but meh. I pretty much only wear it to concerts, but when I do I always end up getting asked if I'm wearing anything under it. Some people (always women) want to check.

  • I've never worn a kilt @purplepoppy but quite often wear a wrap-around 'loincloth' at home and when my best female friend/friends with benefits is staying I love that she"s irresistibly drawn to it and likes to explore & enjoy what lays underneath https://www. girlsaskguys. com/fashion-style/q4306943-do-you-think-this-wrap-around-loincloth-looks-ok-to-wear-around-my

  • Really? I need to move to Scotland I think! lol

    I wouldn't think that would matter much to most women? First, how many would want to grope a guy, especially a stranger, and then, would actually do it? Not many I wouldn't think?

    • (looking at the article), OH! It's a celebrity that's why.

    • That's what you really have to be, famous!

    • No apparently every guy in kilt gets groped. Guess if you dress like a slut you deserve it

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  • Kilts are made of War which is very scratchy. I don't like scratching my junk in front of a lady because I think it's rude and it's a little bit embarrassing and I don't think she enjoys it either and wearing wool against those body parts is a good wave and inviting more scratching. Fondling of each other's body parts is great that's fine but scratching that's not fun for anyone.

    • Sorry, typo. War was supposed to be wool.🤗

  • I prefer naked myself but I have worn one but here in the US yes traditionally nothing is worn under them. Have you ever worn a dress without panties?

  • As a kilt wearing American I can tell you that it's true in the US as well. I have had quite a few very inappropriate comments, encounters and touch here as well.

    Why don't more men wear kilts to get more sex?

    But, a lot of it is the confidence it takes to pull it off.

  • It's funny you should say that because there's a Scottish drinking song where something similar happens and it's quite a funny song.

    While I am part Scottish I don't think I'm Scottish enough to pull off the kilt and I don't live in Scotland.

  • My plaid definitely got my bonny spare laid.

    • Spar*

  • Oktoberfest is the place to wear a kilt...
    I've heard lots of shenanigans take place if ur in a kilt

  • Seems totally logical and reasonable.

  • LoL

    I knew there's a reason to travel to Scotland

  • They don't make them long enough for me to wear😁

  • That's It, I'm moving to Scotland. 😂

  • I didn't know women found that sexy.

  • Beautiful 👏👏👏

  • Damn maybe I need a kilt. But I gotta wear underwear to support my boys

  • Guy looks under girl's skirt, he's a monster.

    • Would you like a guy to look under your skirts? if yes id loved too😋😋

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