Why don't more men wear kilts to get more sex?

[JackSmy]

REALLY? Guys complaining that women are groping them? LOL!!
I find that hard to believe! :) :)
I've worked in several different jobs, and women have made sexual advances, and touched me, and sometimes we did other, intimate things, later. I NEVER thought that was 'abuse' in any way!! Yeah, they were usually quite a bit older, but 'abuse"? I didn't feel that way at all!!
I guess today is different, and even some guys can feel like someone is taking advantage! Sorry, still can't get this sorted in my mind!! Scottsmen? In Kilts? WTF?

[Jersey2]

That reminds me of an old joke:

A Scotsman gets drunk at the pub and goes to walk home. Halfway home he lays down and falls asleep. Three Lass’s (of legal age of course) stumble upon him and wonder what is worn under a kilt. When they see him in all his glory one of them decides to take her pretty blue bow off and tie it on his member so he knows someone was there. The next morning the Scot wakes up and goes to relieve himself. He sees looks down and says “I don’t know where you have been but I am glad you won First Prize!”.

[pierre7i]

I've never worn a kilt @purplepoppy but quite often wear a wrap-around 'loincloth' at home and when my best female friend/friends with benefits is staying I love that she"s irresistibly drawn to it and likes to explore & enjoy what lays underneath https://www. girlsaskguys. com/fashion-style/q4306943-do-you-think-this-wrap-around-loincloth-looks-ok-to-wear-around-my

[Citizenkirk]

Kilts are made of War which is very scratchy. I don't like scratching my junk in front of a lady because I think it's rude and it's a little bit embarrassing and I don't think she enjoys it either and wearing wool against those body parts is a good wave and inviting more scratching. Fondling of each other's body parts is great that's fine but scratching that's not fun for anyone.

[ohshee]

Well i agree with you , but only to a point i have done the kilts skirt thing , and your right it works ,, to get laid but the thing is. , is they always want more than just sex ,, you know like washing my car or them wanting to take me out to dinner or to a good show or them wanting to give me massages all the time. I just can't take it and more they always want more than just sex ,, so I hung it up they were just being to nice to me all the time lmao

[Anpu23]

As a kilt wearing American I can tell you that it's true in the US as well. I have had quite a few very inappropriate comments, encounters and touch here as well.But, a lot of it is the confidence it takes to pull it off.

[TheorionMage]

Male 'upskirting' to confirm the myths... "turn about is FAIR play"

That old 'blue ribbon' story about the drunken Scotsman...
"I dunna know where's Ye been me boy... but I see Ye took first prize!"

[GingerGuy]

Really? I need to move to Scotland I think! lol

I wouldn't think that would matter much to most women? First, how many would want to grope a guy, especially a stranger, and then, would actually do it? Not many I wouldn't think?

[Phoenix98]

It's funny you should say that because there's a Scottish drinking song where something similar happens and it's quite a funny song.

While I am part Scottish I don't think I'm Scottish enough to pull off the kilt and I don't live in Scotland.

[HungLikeAHorsefly]

I have a Utilikilt. Not a real kilt, but meh. I pretty much only wear it to concerts, but when I do I always end up getting asked if I'm wearing anything under it. Some people (always women) want to check.

[Lliam]

Sure. If a woman lifts a man's kilt, he gets to bend her over and lift her skirt. I like the concept.

[josephinelcajon]

I prefer naked myself but I have worn one but here in the US yes traditionally nothing is worn under them. Have you ever worn a dress without panties?

[tjbyrd39]

Only in Scotland. You might find a handful of females that want to see a man running around here in a skirt. So no I think it'll cut down on your pussy getting if you wear one anywhere besides Scotland and maybe a few other cosplay areas.

[ronaldo75]

Because pussy isn't the center of the universe and I'm not going to dress like an idiot just to get into a woman's panties. I just got in trouble over sex and I'm done for now.

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Where is this magical land that you call Scott's Land? How much would a plane ticket to this forward thinking nation cost?

[Andres77]

Oktoberfest is the place to wear a kilt...
I've heard lots of shenanigans take place if ur in a kilt

[Gentlemanlover100]

Most men are ashamed of being to small. A larger guy wouldn't care I wouldn't be ashamed to wear one.

[updog45]

Damn maybe I need a kilt. But I gotta wear underwear to support my boys

[Feelicks]

LoL

I knew there's a reason to travel to Scotland

[Veryhornyforgirls]

Ill just wear loose shorts and no underwear so pretty girls like you can pull down my shorts and grope me.

[Tstrbrainer]

I wouldn't get it in my country anyway.

So, I want to go to Scotland

[Pete671]

I've got a pink tartan microskirt that I usually only wear round the house, would that do?