🤣🤣🤣 I mighta muffled snoring that way a few times
It's not the fart, it's the snickering afterward.
That's good! I've been woken up by really loud snoring... And funny this question, cuz my older daughter was snoring REALLY loud in the middle of night and my grandson came and cuddled with me in middle of night and was farting and the giggling and saying scuse me Grandma, but couldn't get mad cuz he only 2 1/2🤷🏼♀️🤣
Haha aw that's cute
Only cuz it was him... Anyone Else farting on my stomach at 3am😡😤 lololol
🤣🤣🤣🤣 accidently fell out of bed 🤣🤣
Lol and he always went straight back to sleep and started snoring again. Awful
That's where a pillow comes in handy 😇😉😆
🤣🤣🤣 not funny, that would freak me out took... Screaming in the bed supposed to happen before the sleep not during 🤣🤣
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Right.. that should of been on the poll cuz that's even worse than blanket hog
So your snoring got better? That's great!
Yes, thanks. Got to a healthier weight, cut down on alcohol, stopped vaping. All of that helped.
Well yeah that would be bad
Or stabbing me in the base of the skull with an icepick or something, but that should go without saying.
Dang who you be sharing your bed with 😱🤣
Speaking purely hypothetically. She could be a split-personality like Launch from Dragon Ball. She seems normal but then unbeknownst to you, some hidden trigger causes her other personality to take over, and it's a fucking pure killing machine. Her normal self may not even be aware of this, she just wakes up in the yard and thinks, "Wow, maybe I was sleepwalking! Gosh!" In reality she has just gotten back from murdering a homeless man in the park with her bare hands. That evening she hears about this dead man on the news and she thinks, "My, how awful!" Completely unaware it was her other self. No memory.When I was a kid, someone told me, "expect the unexpected." It really stuck with me. What if you COULD expect the unexpected? Well I found out you can. And if you practice it enough, it becomes easy. What's not easy. . . is turning this ability off.
Ahhh like that answer 💜👍🔥🙂
Hahahahahahaha 😂 so what she thought her cheated so agree was gonna freeze him to death 🤔😂😂
lol. Yeah, hearing it made me chuckle.
Right lol that is funny
Ex wife would have dreams all the time and be mad at me all the next day... so frustrating...
@Andres77 my hubby did that once... Ignored me all day and then admitted he was mad cuz of dream he had 🙄 like wth🤣
I don't do it all the time, but I do drool once in a while 🥺😔 lol
Then if am to sleep next to you, it means that I should get a life jacket and a speed boat parked in the corner of the room 😕😆😆😆😆
Dang, don't drool THAT bad lolol but okay did kinda drool on someone's chest once when fell asleep on his chest 🤦🥺 so maybe the vest part lololol
I guess he was pissed off by the type he woke up in the morning looking at his chest with a pool.
Nah actually I was more upset, embarrassed, he wasn't at all... Or he white lied to not make me feel bad 🤷🏼♀️
If it was me @Brainsbeforebeauty I would tell you point blank that "girl you have messed my chest." 😆😂😂 no beating around the bush.
Yeah but see by being sweet about it, that led to "other" things 😉😈
Lol Lol you have got me locked up now, and I won't ask muvh for the details if you where able to scream and enjoy. 😷
Hahaha you could probably ask my neighbors who probably heard me 😂😂
Hhhhhhhh how I wish I I Was to be that neighbor. air would come knocking down at youtdoor asking if I can___________ you guys.👣👣
Hahaha... I'm having your cup of juice now it's really good, you're enjoying it... Hope you don't get too drunk 🤪 but turkey half done, Mac half done, stuffing in oven, so think I earned a cup lol
That sounds kinky 🤣🤣
Lol now I think about it does.😂
Haha there you go 🤣
Oh yeah, that wouldn't be good 🤣
It's very bad mam, you sleep on the bed in night and wake up on the floor next morning.😂😂😂
Hahahahaha yeah that's bad
Mam, you are laughing at my tragic story😭😭
Oh sorry... Umm "were you okay"😄
Yes mam I am fine.Nothing much happened, just this is my third rebirth.🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣I drooled on someone's chest once in my sleep 🤤 🤦🥺
Oh my lol. That'd be pretty gross I guess haha.
I was so embarrassed but he said it was cute 🤣🤣 yeah that was one them white lies so you don't feel bad moments 🤣
If we're swapping spit, licking sweat, and swallowing cum I don't think a little drool is a bad thing. Maybe he made you feel so relaxed and safe that you could let your guard down completely and rest deeply. Drool from the girl is a a compliment to the guy!
@Andres77 aww thanks, that made me feel better about that... Cuz I had never ever did that before 🤦🤤
Did you feel safe with him?
@Andres77 till I found out what a liar he was cuz can't feel safe with someone you can't really trust 🤷🏼♀️
@Andres77 not your fault 🙂
Yes it is so fricking weird
Yeah bed hog shoulda been on there... And farting under the blanket is the worst 🤢😄
Yuck!! Total turn off lol
Yeah hubby was a snorer... A LOUD snorer... And my daughter snores just like him, you can hear her from the other room 🙄 lol
I Was the blanket thief, but now with cuddling while sleeping this issue's been resolved. I have a friend who snored, and... never again I woke up 4 times that night XD
Right snoring the worst 🙄
I used to move around a lot cuz if my back and hard to find comfortable sleeping position
Yeah, I’m a light sleeper and once had a girlfriend who repeatedly smacked me with her arm or leg when she slept. Not good.
Yeah I'm usually a light sleeper myself unless I haven't slept in days then I'll be knocked TF out 😴🤤
Oh yeah that's not cool
🤣🤣 do you really 🤣 are you"really" sleeping lololol
I'm mostly sleeping because I don't remember it in the morning. 🤣
Hahahahaha "mostly" lololol
So you a snorer🤔
Yeah that’s what I’m told
I usually only snore when I'm really overtired or sick... But do drool sometimes 😔
I probably have sleep apnea but I don’t drool anymore
That's good... Well not the sleep apnea the not drooling lol
Yeah bad breath can be a mood killer specially if it smells like they been eating ass for real 🤣🤣 or shitty diapers lolol
eww having bad images on my head all of the sudden :))
Oh oops sorry 🤣
LOL all good Happy Thanksgiving
Same to you 🙂🤗
Thank you, young lady
Yeah I forgot to add bed hog that's even worse than blanket hog
I thought that says "mother" first time I read it
I meant the picture
Yeah that should of been on the poll that's even worse than blanket hog lol
Omg who you be sleeping with 😂😂😂
I'm just stating lists.. I'm very particular with who gets into my bed lol... I once found a friend sleeping in my bed and asked him to leave.. 😂 😂 I'm too particular with who I want in my personal sanctum
Oh okay cuz that was a scary list 😂
I creeped myself out wgen I wrote lice, I almost hit myself for typing that, worst yet... *bedbugs*
Okay lol stop you making me itch 😂
Mission success 😎🤣🤣🤣
The peeing should be done in the shower/bath only. I'm a real stickler about peeing in the bed... unless I'm making her squirt, then it's my fault and I better have extra towels.
@Andres77 ewww the shower or bath... Umm peeing should be done in the toilet... Stay away from my bathtub 🤣🤣
So I'm guessing you poop in holes you dig in the drive way since you dont use the toilet for it's intended purposes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 jk
Yeah so do I sometimes
Just make sure if they do, don't move the blanket 🤣🤣
I'll keep that in mind ,😂
Wait 🤔 that's a bad thing 🤔 that's a GOOD THING 🤣 it's when they NOT horny it's a bad thing 🤣🤣
Nooo. I be pissed bein woke up. I be like Ur horny ass needs 2 wait till i wake.Ugh my last ex had the most obnoxious way 2 wake me. 🤦🏾♀️
Sex is wasted on the youth 🤣
Right! My daughter snores just like her dad did 🙄 and then her son woke up at 3am came and cuddled with me and was farting 🙄 lololol so needless to say didn't sleep well last night lol
It was dead quiet here last night. I still didn't sleep very well though.
Yeah I know that sucks
I am simply glad I didn't have to work. I'm wiped today.
Aww sorry, put your feet up and rest
Aww man you got it rough... So who gets put out of the bed first? The wife or the dog 🤔🤣
I sleep in the guest room unless the grandkids are over and need the bed. I'm usually up until 2- 3:00 am, my wife about 11:00 pm, so no problems.
Oh okay lol
That sounds like cannibalism 🤣
Do you snore?🤔 lol
Nooo! But I do fart in my sleep sometime 🙈🙈🙈
😂😂😂 least you honest... Lol so... I drool sometimes 🤤🤤😪 but not fart, I do that when I'm awake 😂😂😂
🤣🤣 I'm a blanket hog!!
Yeah bed hog even worse than blanket hog
Specially under the blanket 🤢🤣
Why? You do all of the above? 🤔😂😂😂
No it's outher, but you don't need to worry too much okay dear.
Okay hon 🙂
🤣🤣 while they're sleeping? Lololol yeah that's so wrong 🤣🤣
But so nice lol x
Lololol wouldn't it be more fun to wake em up, you might get a helping hand 🙂
Your hand would definitely get messy lol x
Is sex supposed to be clean 🤔 there's a reason they say dirty sex 🤣
Shower sex is clean lol
Can still be dirty 😉🤣
Right hard to sleep with blanket wars found on 🤣
@Brainsbeforebeauty Yeah I agree
I can't lie... I drool sometimes 😔
Ok, you need to sleep in the other room then. :)
Yes, ok, you are worth putting up with the drooling actually.
Aww that might be the nicest compliment I ever received 🤣🤣 have a good Thanksgiving 🙂🤗
You too! :) :) :)
Oh yeah forgot bed hog 🤣
I agree if I'm already asleep I ain't gonna hear a fart, but that snoring tho 🙉