“I’m starting to notice a pattern...” A lot of people who’ve been following me have stuff like “sexy lonely women want to f*ck” or some shit in their description. “I’m a chef I’m not supposed to be cleaning toilet- *GAAASSPPP*... Hwwwooooo, Rrrruuuuughhh, ugh WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE? Agh, is that a shit ball? That’s a fucking shit! That’s a big ass turd. H- HOW DID IT GET UP THERE? WHERE THE FUCK WAS HE AIMING? I- I AM NOT CLEANING THIS. I AM FUCKI- I AM NOT CLEANING THIS. ... OOOHHHHH! HE SHIT IN THE SINK! HOLY FUCK”
Well what do you f-ing know... it happened again. This time they’re from Vietnam. That’s a new record. Failsafe, failsafe... who’s got the failsafe?