(Wrong answers only) How are babies made?

[Thatoneguy5526]

You submit a blood sample to Kamino and they will mix you’re genetic coding with the mother you want to have a child with and the child isn’t dropped off via stork

[SuccessfulHornDog]

My parents never told me but I assume it has something to do with empty liquor bottles and bad judgement

[ushagomez]

They are made with 6 letters half of which are vowels, 2 of which are the same and only 1 of which is not in the first third of the alphabet.

[CuriousCantaloupe]

First preheat your oven to 270 degrees...

[Static_In_The_Attic]

When donkeys climb mountains on Mondays & try to moo at cows a million miles a way while wagging their tails & running in squares during blue moons.

[andreasderjuengere]

I thought that everyone knows: they are the leftovers of a stork's meal.

[DavidFox]

I would tell a story to my niece and nephew that the stork delivers babies.

[Anonymous]

Most of the people on gag wouldn't be able to give the right answer.

[Twalli]

A magical unicorn slices your stomach open implants a child and seals up your stomach again

[najekim]

Well, in my case the sewer backed up and I popped out.

[Anonymous]

First, you need to collect shits of new born babies. Roll it into a perfect smooth shit ball. On a rainy day, dig a hole of 1m depth and place the shit ball inside. Close the hole. You can take baby out of there after 9 months

[jimmy2]

Boy meet girl. They gave sex. His boys finds the eggs = hello baby

[tae_ie]

It just formed a baby in the women’s stomach.

[jshm2]

With an hour game of hiding the sausage and gravy.

[purplepoppy]

They're mass produced in a factory

[Givemore]

You just put a vagina in a penis

[Cellestial]

You download them from the App store

[BloJo]

They are made by elves at the North Pole.

[chriscdi]

they are shitted out

[Dave31989]

storks

[Anonymous]

Made in factories