I've started to get mine erect, I've trimmed it and I'm thinking of how to present it on the big day, I want to draw attention to the tip but I also don't want the presents underneath to be ignored either. Still gonna spend most of the night stuffing a stocking... my wife.
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Intersting choice of words...
I won't be erecting one of those this year unfortunately but I will be substituting with other kinds of errection so.. No problem there0 0 0 0May you have many angels for your tip :)
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No, not until I am with my family a couple of days before Christmas eve
But I lit my candle :)0 0 0 0only 4 gifts? Wow it is going to be slim picking this Christmas
1 0 0 0YeH I’m no ho... :) ho ho
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8 60funny headline.. love the tree
1 1 0 0I did erect mine. If only I had someone to keep it moist.
1 0 0 1I could use some help getting mine up. You busy?
1 0 0 0Still buggered from last nights erection🙄
Did you get all lit up?
You kidding? It's been regularly erected for years.
And the Christmas tree goes up soon too.0 0 0 0Not yet, i would say it's hard during covid but weirdly it's the opposite of hard due to the lack of assistance.
0 0 0 0i see what you did there... 👀
0 0 0 0I miss not having a "Christmas Tree", if you know what I mean.
0 0 0 0no needs, it erects itself every morning, dont ask me how... think its a ghost
0 0 0 0I've had an erection for over a week now! 😂
1 1 0 0Mine is all sticky with sap. It never quite comes out of the carpet :)
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@SuccessfulHornDog if you think that’s bad, wait till santa comes down your chimney and empties his sack in your carpet 🙄
It's just not the same erecting it now that my wife is gone...
Oh wait! You're talking about Christmas trees aren't you?0 0 0 0Am I 🤔
Sometimes my wife gets a tree, but we probably won't this year.
1 0 0 0Haha, very funny.
And no, I have not.0 0 0 0No. I've an agreement with my wife not until the first weekend in December
0 1 0 0Love that picture. Fuckin' hilarious...
Nope not yet. It is still in the closet.
0 0 0 0It is up now and I'm not like Santa, I like to cum more than once a year. LMFAO
0 0 0 0We don't even have one
0 0 0 0that was purposely said so wrong lol
0 0 0 0Doesn’t change the fact that this year was a big piece of shit.
0 0 0 0My problem isn't getting the goddamn thing up, it's finding a suitable to put it cause it's pretty large
0 0 0 0It was erect when I woke up this morning...
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