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Have You Ever Met That Person You Wouldn't Fuck With Your Worst Enemy's Vagina Or Dick?
Brainsbeforebeauty
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- LOL I have never head the phrase "wouldn't fuck someone like him with my worst enemy's vagina." ROFL Ouch!
Oh yeah. There are definitely some unfuckable women out there. Aside from looks, there are some with even uglier personalities.1|00|0Is this still revelant?Right!! Lol and am I horrible that I actually did say that to someone IRL once.. And yeah not cuz of physical looks, but fucked up person in every other regard 🤷🏼♀️
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- Yes I had it happen once my life. I was extreamly polite but she was unfuckable. I don't even have standards but this one really needed a specialist, a real hero, posibaly blind, no smell or taste, no fear of what beast is hidden between those legs and the possibility of no return. The medal of honour should be awarded to all who enter.1|01|0Is this still revelant?
Yes it had two heads, more hair than me with only two teeth, and it was known as, beastmaster swamp donkey.
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Now every woman I see, even if they have a walker and a speech impediment looks like Paris Hilton. Hey honey anyone tell you, you look like Paris xx
Just so you know I would happily eat you out and give you dick, even make you breakfast🔥
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- Actually, I would reconsider... if your worst enemy has a really bad stinky smelly vagina, it might serve the scumbag little 2 inch twerp right!!
Rude people are like dicks... They’re always popping up at inopportune times and they deserve a good beating.
Send him this one...
... and maybe if it were big enough to see we'd know how tiny 1|00|0Is this still revelant?"Actually, I would reconsider... if your worst enemy has a really bad stinky smelly vagina, it might serve the scumbag little 2 inch twerp right!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aww see that's why I love laurieluvsit🙂
I love the reply 🤣🤣🤣🤣
- Yes of course. I wouldn't, and honestly don't want anyone else to either, they shouldn't reproduce lol1|00|0Is this still revelant?
Haha I knew someone like that and would tell him all the time not to procreate lolol
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550- Absolutely... some people are so vile that even the thought that somebody on the planet might have already fucked them turns my stomach and fills me with pity for that other person.
The next step down from that is the one that I also would not fuck but I'd like to see them getting some, rough (not mean but aggressive, and consensual!).1|00|0Yeah I hear you... That sexist idiot, Maybe he needs to get fucked up the ass hard, no lube 🤣🤣🤣
- I wouldn't f*** anyone I just met, and my affections don't come cheaply. A sizable down payment of mutual respect and self-respect are required as a security deposit.
Also, my desire to bump uglies with someone is strongly influenced by their desire to do the same with me, so if it's not a mutual decision, then it's not a decision at all. 0|00|0Is what directed toward you? I was poking fun at the animated characters poking fun. A caricature circular I call it.
Seriously, where did you come into it 😵. Just a couple of emojis poking fun at a couple of comics. No harm no foul I should think.🎭- Show All Show Less
- not sure if it repulsive me
used to work with a girl that i like
she said a few things that got me curious like she a drug dealer and that she never had to clean a toilet and how she would be with friends at night on a beach drinking
those things did make me wonder about her1|00|0 - Even if I did believe in having sex before marriage, I would not have sex with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (even though I do think she's cute.). I would also not have sex with Lena Dunham (though she's not especially attractive, tbh.) Additionally, I would not have sex with Ariana Grande (even though I think she's extremely beautiful.)1|00|0
- Really didn't understood the question!
Do you mean about the person I wouldn't have sex with?
There was a girl in high school, she was ugly and my friends told her I like her. So, he chased me like crazy and I wouldn't even say the f word with her name 🤢1|00|0 - Yes, I met this girl at a group I used to attend she was overweight but I date overweight women but with her personality and how she jumped me , I wouldn't touch with a 12-inch dildo, I ask her out to go to get something to eat and she jumped me saying oh my daughter likes going to McDonald's well I said that's fine but after she did that to me I never bothered with her?1|00|0
, I wouldn't touch with a 12-inch dildo🤣🤣 you made me choke on my drink and I hate to waste alcohol 🤣🤣 seriously tho, thanks for that laugh, it's been a rough week
@Brainsbeforebeauty Your welcome, Hope things get better for you
You and me both, least have heat again so that something, and my little sweetheart (grandson) back even if he knocked out-sleeping lolol
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@Brainsbeforebeauty That sounds good 👍
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- One of my "friends" back in high school. Not only because she was basically the real-life embodiment of the Alpha Bitch (I was just never on the receiving end of it so I didn't notice) but also because she was a nympho who got together with a friend of mine... and then ended up cheating on him with her 12-year old neightbor...1|00|0
- Brie Larson. Or hell, ANY third-wave/fourth-wave feminist and/or progressive. 2|00|0
- Ehm no I've never thought about this. I don't have anybody who's my enemy I just have people I hang out with and people I don't. And if I did have an enemy I wouldn't think about fucking someone with his dick :D1|00|0
🤣🤣 that's just a sarcastic way to say Is never f someone that F'd up... I don't have enemies IRL seem to have a few on here 🤣🤣
- Nope... I can't say that I have... Although I've met some pretty up tight people that I would have trouble getting intimate with, that and people quite a bit older than me. Like 70s 😂2|00|0
Anonymous1 moYou have to be a special kind of b**** for me to think that way about you.
I mean i'm talking about a woman who you haven't wronged in any way but from start point go she's decided she doesn't like you, you're beneath her, and she uses every feminine weapon she has (and a few not so feminine) to make your life hell.
Fortunately the number of those women i've met has been very small.1|00|0- yeah, I have. Trust me and they tried to. She so ugly that the dog on the beer of Red Bull. Had a better looking dog.
I mean she was ugly, but my buddy john did her. I have no idea how. she made mirrors break1|00|0- Show All Show Less
- My expression is, "I wouldn't make the neighbor's dog fuck that bitch!" Yes, I have met a few of the aforesaid bitches!2|00|0
- Miss brains muffins, are you sure that this was a guy or a horse? 12 inches! DAMN! 😱
I never knew that such sizes exists!
I think that you can use him for your broken sewer since he have a huge pipe, FLEXIBLE pipe 😂😂1|00|0Hahahaha LMFAO I said wouldn't even if did have lololol although I did once know dude that was probably bigger than 12... which wouldn't expect cuz he was short and compact...🤣🤣 well, everywhere else anyways, nother reason why people shouldn't assume or stereotype, just saying
Stereotype well i'm only MONOtype 🤣
Miss brains muffins is naughty today, it seems she's warm and the heater is on, mind is comfortable and she wants to be corny which will result in a bite to her forehead 😬
I warned you bout buying people, you might be bitten back, and careful not that poisonous venom bite 😇😇
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Yes i'm buying people these days, now miss brains gave me a label of human trafficing 🤣🤣
I will ignore the warnings and bite miss brains forehead cause it contains the elixir of life 😋HEY! a lady doesn't cuss "saying bad words" 🤨
Miss brains muffins is sick of her life and king tony makes her happy and comfortable, i must bring miss brains muffins to my cave so she adores her life in the kingdom of muffins 😊🧁
Miss brains you might not know how much your life is important to others!Maybe I'm tired of living my life for others... Fat lot of good it's done me 🤷🏼♀️
Don't make me bite your forehead, whenever you feel tired come to your king's cave miss brains muffins, the stone ages have a stress free life! You only have to worry about the muffins and making new games in winter 😜
Nowhere is ever really stress free... Cuz you'd be stressing me for them dang muffins 🤣
That's true miss brains cause you will be the walking muffin in my cave 😈
Anyways, at least you can get enough sleep without having anyone disturbing you, ofc after having a fully tummy 😌, miss brains deserves comfort!Yeah got another migraine Today dark cave sounds good lol was trying to nap it off before babysit the grandson later, but don't seem possible
That's because you didn't get a kiss on your forehead today miss brains muffins 😌
The migraine cure is by having your forehead kissed miss brains muffins, than holding you like a baby and put you in bed for a comfort warm sleep, you will wake up migraine free 😊No probably cuz got woken up in middle of night again 🙄 that and stressing bout done things
- 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Why am I not surprised? I think I know who the person is but that is Bob of my business. Lol.
The guy is weird.1|00|0 - This is funny and hell yes there are a few lol how about with you1|00|0
There's quite a few on here that if they're the assholes they are on here IRL, oh hell no... Only ever one IRL and yeah did actually say that to him cuz I'm honest like that 🤣
- Unfortunately, several different people fit that description! LOL I'm sure they same the same about me somewhere. :)1|00|0
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Am just here to read the impotent failed attempts at cleverness by butthurt Right Wingers
Nice one 😁1|00|0 - Yes I have and a select few I wouldn't pee on if they were on fire...
The ones I wouldn't fuck with someone else's dick, they are just.. I have no words for what they are..1|00|0 - Yes I know someone like that. I actually dated him once.1|10|0
That's good 👍 we do seem to be lunching the same life lolol you might be my long lost twin 🤣🤣
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🤣🤣🤣 I can't afford to be after weighing myself 🥺 eating like a fatass in Thanksgiving didn't help
hahahaha I missed out again, 1st my kids and grand kids eat it all. now you, I'm going to die hungry
@humanearth when aren't you lololol don't make me tag you know who ᕙ (͡°‿ ͡°) ᕗ lololol I'm in tattle tale mood... You live on a farm... You hardly gonna starve lololol
@humanearth never lololol did I not tell you you had sexy female legs... Better than mine lolol how's that mean lololol
- I once told a classmate, back in highschool, that I wouldb't fuck her even if she was the last girl on earth.
Years later, I still wouldn't.1|00|0 - Yes, I have met plenty of physically attractive women that are just so repulsive on the inside that I wouldn't even want to see them or hear them.1|00|0
Right!! Only person in real life that made me feel that why wasn't unattractive on the outside, but pure evil on the inside so one of the ugliest people I've ever known
I have seen plenty of annoying girls and just hearing their voice or seeing them was irritating, partly because of what they had to say. It was not evil like the person you mentioned but I had such a strong feeling of repulsion towards them.
You too? I felt bad cuz there's people I kinda had a dislike to cuz just their voice grated on my nerves, although my voice, I probably sounds like Marge Simpson's smoking sisters, so who am I to talk 🤣
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It was not really about their voice, but more hearing their voice reminded me of all the stupid things they could say.
- Actually no. If I sought someone that way I'd probably fuck them first before my worst enemy had a chance!1|00|0
- I rarely meet them, but I've seen plenty of girls like that.1|00|0
- Yeah, you hold em back with a broom, while your mate blasts them with a can of fly spray.1|00|0
- I would fuck about any woman, never yet met a woman I would not fuck.1|00|0
- Yes, i did. I told her i would not do her even with my next door neighbor's Rottweiler's dick!1|00|0
- Well, i met her, fuck her, had a kid w her... looking back... i shouldn't have, that cunt.1|00|0
- Bahahah i believe everyone met a person like that in their lifetime1|00|0
Hahahah you're really funny! I don't know I don't have to say it but thanks for making me laugh :) :)
- @bamesjond0069 congratulations dude! 😂😂😂 Welcome to the club.0|00|0
Obviously you know I blocked him, so is the point of tagging him to mock me?
I just find it funny 🤣🤣No I didn't know that I guessed the biggest &$#_ I know on here.
Seemingly right on I guessI wouldn't mock you unless joking of course but hopefully that would be clear that I was joking.
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Becaues I've had many similar questions and it was nice to see someone besides me getting one. I honestly haven't besides me seen individualized kinda questions
The person that generated this question for sent a link to question because I don't do things behind people's backs, but instead of replying here, kept talking crap on another thread so yeah blocked... Funny if you click someone that's called "coward" but people that have to resort to petty insults and stupid games online are what I personally see as "cowards"
And this question wasn't so much about any one person as inspired by a person,,🤷🏼♀️ but it's more to show that crappy attitudes can be just as ugly and make someone as undesirable as looks can
And for the one asshat knew IRL that definitely had to say that to for real 🤣🤣
- Anonymous1 moNever met them IRL, but seen them online. Modern feminists like Sarkeesian.1|00|0
- My best friends ex. Quite possibly the worst person I ever met in my life1|00|0
- Oooh yes i have😂😂
Sadly i did🤦🏾♀️1|00|0🤣🤣🤣 wait... Thought you were a virgin 🤔🤣🤣 something stinks in the state of Denmark 🤣🤣🤣 ooohhh you just busted yourself 👉🚪
- Almost every day. - lol1|00|0
Really? There's some on here way they act, makes me think of they that way IRL NO JUST NO... But IRL only one ever made me feel that way too the point actually told them that 🤣
- Hey I'm not a Billionaire yet!!! lol1|00|0
- Every day on the internet1|00|0
- Yes. And she married my roommate2|00|0
It does suck for him. But unfortunately She is extended family now. I could tell you more in private, but suffice it to say, she is a big problem in my family
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- Went on a date with one once.1|00|0
- Gosh. That IS a bad person! Just a brother-in-law.1|00|0
Heavens no! Not even with my worst enemy's A- - H - - - , even though that's how he thinks!
- Yep there plenty out there1|00|0
- Yes I have and she was scary1|00|0
- Yes i have and i made sure to get out if her way1|00|0
- More than once, unfortunately.1|00|0
I see users on here by just what they say, it'd be a hell naw... Only met one in real life that made me feel that way
- Did i offend you again1|00|0
Of course!! Lololol how did you know this post was about you 🤣🤣🤣I hope you know I'm kidding lololol
Well see, good thing about me, is I don't offend so easily lol or I'm too blonde to see/take offense 🤣🤣
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- Oh, definitely1|00|0
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- many of those people1|00|0
There's few on here that if meet IRL OH hell no... Only ever met that one IRL
- Anonymous1 moI don't understand the question.1|00|0
- Many many times.1|00|0
I see replies on here where if met that person in person and they were that way , hell no... Only one person IRL ever made me feel that way, actually say that to them 🤣
- No, thank goodness!1|00|0
- That’s just cringe1|00|0
- Oh hell yes lol1|00|0
Right! There's a few people on here I would have those sentiments about... So far just one IRL but one is one too many
And to add to that yes in the way you speak of but also was at a bbq one time and was sitting in a chair this woman was standing right behind me with her butt about 5 inches from my head the way the breeze was blowing i could smell her vagina and it was not a chemical imbalance it was very much a cleanliness problem i had to move it was so bad.
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🤣🤣🤣 okay sorry lol not funny that's nasty but uh kinda funny lololol yeah chicks with nasty smelling coochy, there ain't no excuse for that unless it's medical but still...
I agrer chemical imbalance is one thing i can be ok with that as long as she is working on it but cleanliness no way there isn't a pole long enough to play with her omg its nasty i shower everyday and wash all my parts good and i except that from a woman
Well mine so clean - my doc said it was the cleanest she ever seen,(weirdest compliment ever) she asked if I douche (nope) cuz she was gonna lecture me about how that's not good for you (duh) and she actually offered to take a pic-no lie (weird shit there 🤣) and the week I had, alcohol probably be gone by time you got here lolol but least have heat again, so trying to look on bright side, tho gets hard sometimes
I think i would have got turned on if i was a woman and she wanted to take a pic there is no other reason i can think of other then your vagina really turned her on.
Well, she did also say I had the cervix of an 18 year old with no kids when I'm 48 with two, so maybe she was turned on from a medical standpoint 🤷🏼♀️ otherwise... Just more motivation to get new doctor lololol
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