Which position looks like a real strain (part 3)?

This is the last time... i think lol. I’ve just been stressed but pornless and feeling down lately... so what better way to mix up the mood then with some sexy weirdo positions. 🤣 I think all the above look fun except for the rocketlauncher and quickerpickerupper. Like wtf is that 😂 tryna break me or some shit. Gone have arthritis all in the coochie fckin with that.
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Which position looks like a real strain (part 3)?
THE BENDOVA— this looks too damn difficult
Vote A
Which position looks like a real strain (part 3)?
THE GETTYUP— this looks too damn difficult
Vote B
Which position looks like a real strain (part 3)?
THE ROCKETLAUNCHER— this looks too damn difficult
Vote C
Which position looks like a real strain (part 3)?
THE TIPSTER— this looks too damn difficult
Vote D
Which position looks like a real strain (part 3)?
THE RIDEALONG— this looks too damn difficult
Vote E
Which position looks like a real strain (part 3)?
THE CRAMPER— this looks too damn difficult
Vote F
Which position looks like a real strain (part 3)?
THE QUICKER PICKER UPPER— this looks too damn difficult
Vote G
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Ahh this was a fun 3 posts. y'all got me crackin tf up 🤣 I’m down to BENDOVA at least but the rest are a nahh
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Lmao I don't know ahat i was thinking yesterday. Now that im in my right mind and looking at these positions today, most really do look impossible 🤣 i dont get how the bendova lets him bounce and thrust same time 😂 the gettyup needed his ass on the ball not his back. The tipster gone tip the table. The quickerpicker is a heck no. At least the ridealong looks fun. THE CRAMPER IS THE PERFECT SEX POSITION TO PROPOSE TO SOMEONE 🤣 dick em down same time
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  • They all look doable.
    "A" looks really fun.
    "B" looks like a strain on the guy's back. Why not just do cowgirl?
    With "C" you'd have to be careful not to tip over the chair. A girl could get hurt.
    "D" is cowgirl on furniture.
    "E" is reverse cowgirl on furniture.
    "F" is cool. Done it.
    "G" looks like a position for anal.

    • B— cause i like it complicated 🤣 C— ahh true D— but she's not sitting. she's squatting lol E— it looks like the easiest above F— i did sumn similar at 15 G— ew didn't even realize 😂

    • "C", she can squat on the bed. It's pretty common.

    • That second gif of the girl in the kitchen. That's what I'm talking about. Are you practicing that one, Des?

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  • BENDOVA— looks BEST! 👌
    GETTYUP, TIPSTER, RIDEALONG, CRAMPER — looks easy
    ROCKETLAUNCHER— looks too damn difficult
    QUICKER PICKER UPPER— looks too damn RIDICULOUS!

    • Your answers 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • What? Why? Am I wrong?

    • Just got me laughin

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  • I don't want to end up on an episode of Sex Sent Me The ER. 🤣

    • 🤣🤣🤣

  • What position can you recommend for us , I'm very very tall and 8-9 inch taller than my avarage height lover, we usally do normal missionary but he like to do me from behind but have difficulty reaching and standing job is impossible unless he use a little stole I'd bought him , more or less for fun, but he'd taken it seriously, and want to use it sometimes, I'm just so fucking afraid to be too exciting so he might fell of his little stole, well I'd never dared tell him, but I never fake , and it helps a lot his dick is massively oversize for a guy just below 6' a dick size 9,5-10" is a monster, so when first his in I'm nearly cumming on a split second and he usually can stay in just on its size alone.

    • Maybe try the gettyup or ridealong

    • Yes thstvsound need I'd never tried them do we need them big soft ball. Could be fun we'd tried the on were in standing with him , only possible because I'm pretty strong and he has such a big dick. But still it more or less for him feel like I'm using him a little as a dildo if you understand, and he like to be in charge, and I'd dared tell him he'd found the wrong girl, on the other hand he really love to spread my long legs and also love me towering him too, so he's not trying to protect his manlyness in any ways

  • Thar's not sex, it's gymnastics!

    • 🤣🤣🤣

    • Trueeee

  • The quicker picker up looks like after a minute or two your arms and legs and back start to get way too tired and would ultimately be too much to keep up for more that just a minute or two.

    Granted, all of these look like they could only realistically be maintained for a minute or two... not long enough to try and enjoy the.

    These look like porn directors made them up using their GI JOE and Barbie dolls.

    I could only imagine extreme gymnasts being remotely capable of doing any of these.

    • Not Gi Joe and Barbie 🤣🤣🤣

  • They're all not as difficult as one might assume.

    • Trueee

  • G doesn't look that fun

    • It make my stomach hurt just looking at it 😂

    • @dizzydesii - no eating two hours before haha

    • Lol from cramps or puking? Cause i’d do both in that scrunched up position 😂

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  • I think the cramper looks the most difficult,

    Most of these look like the woman does the work tho, the gidyup doesn't even look that challenging

    • The gettyup could break his neck haha

    • I don't know I think even my out of shape ass could hold that position while she hopped up and down, at least for 5 minutes lol

    • Lmao i can't 🤣

  • all of them hahahaha no way i will last more than 20 seconds at any of these positions
    my arms are too weak and i would have pain in my legs...

    • Hahaha its ok gurl

  • I'm going to say the cramper or the one below it

    • Lol cramper looks like the perfect proposal haha

    • It sure does 😂

  • Half of these positions will take you to the hospital.

    • Maybe but it was fun while it lasted

  • The cramper looks doable. And hot. I'd try that.

    • I think i have but in a chair haha

    • Ya. A couch would be way more comfortable, and stable. Haha. My thighs and butt would really get in the way though. I could only do it with a black guy. Or anyone with a very large dick.

    • Girl im black and i can tell u not all black guys are blessed. I've seen from experience 🤣

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  • Getty up. One slip and I’m hurt lol

    • Trueeeee but i think itll hurt him more lol

  • If she’s heavy then Getty up would get hard fast. Rest look - for the guy - easy.

    • Lmao

  • Probbaly G lol

    • Yea like I don't know who can do that lol

    • Seems like a lot of work for pleasure but I don't know lmao

  • The Gettysburg. I'd probably break him and that would be humiliating!!

    • Gettysburg lol

    • Oh damn. I guess I said it wrong 🤣 Gettysburg position must be something else entirely

  • All except the 3rd 4th and 5th.

    • Ahh okay

  • THE QUICKER PICKER UPPER— this looks too damn difficult. Yeah, this is just asking for leg cramps. If you know what I mean.

    • 😂😂😂 i do

  • I chose this one GETTYUP LMAO

    Which position looks like a real strain (part 3)?
    • What makes it hard

    • @dizzydesii Most likely be the position for me to try with a girl.. LMAO

  • ... I want to try B so badly...

    But E. I don't think I'd be calm enough to remain on that chair and Not fall

    • B look fun af haha

  • A and B lol I just know if I tried those they'd end with me slipping off that ball and ending up on the floor painfully 😅 especially since I tend to sweat quite a bit when I'm really active physically.

    • Omg you sweat. Thats so hawt 😂 gosh i need help haha

    • Lol yes, yes you do hah.

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