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For those who watch porn, what are the pet peeves that make you wish you directed the video yourself?

MY MAIN 3 PET PEEVES IN PORN—
#1 Lol i get annoyed when the guy or girls head blocks the view.
For example, when its in the way of like the oral sex act. Like damn move to the side so i can see his diic go in/out your mouth... or move to the side so i can see you tongue fck her. I wanna feel you through her maaan 🤣 blame it on my mentalgasms ig haha. But since i dont care to touch myself, I have to feel the act through them in order to cum. Same goes for when they’re having sex. I need like PoV or something so i can see the diic go in/out of her. But at the same time i hate POV because i need to see both of them fully. Haha im so picky about porn
#2 I hate seeing dry psy porn.
Like how is it that he's sliding in/out of her but his diic looks dry af. Like does she have no kinda moisture down there. Goodness gracious i’ve never had to use lube but somebody give them some. I guess thats why i prefer oil massage porn where it looks slippery.
#3 The search is never what I ask for. Its so hard finding the specific topic you search. I can say man/woman porn and these hoes will still manage to pullup every other kind. Makes the search mad hard. If i didn't think it would embarass my future kids, i’d def be a porn director or run the porn site or something to help these hoes out
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Daaaaaamn y'all snapping 😂 i tried to keep my list short but y'all went full on out essay. Next time ima do the same and write out all of my thoughts (knowing y'all azz won't read it) 🤣
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  • names of the scene/movie not matching

    tags having nothing to do with whats actually on screen

    sound not matching the action (often sound from a different movie dubbed over)

    a 45 min movie being 30 plus of oral when its not lesbian

    fake moaning or sounding like she's hyperventalating when he has barely entered her

    over focusing on the guy's ass as he is pumping into her

    almost all ending in a facial (especially after he came in her mouth, her spitting it out into still being a facial)

    high heels always on

    unless some sort of outdoors thing where it would make sense, any form of shoes still on during sex. worst is her wearing pants and then she's nude except her boots indicating having taken them off to take her pants off then putting boots back on.

    extremely poor storylines

    spitting

    her vag always seeming to be dry

    fading out during the undressing. when it goes from her unbuttoning her top button to fading in and she's fully nude like her clothes magically disappeared.

    if am watching for some certaim type of costume (think schoolgirl or cheerleader) and your lucky to see anything of such a costume if at all.

    • Absolutely hate when the scene doesn't match the title. Lmao i can't watch dubbed nor subbed shit lmao. I hate facials and cumswapping. Haaate spitting. And yea i hate not being able to see the undress scene

    • Great points, magiusX26.

    • on the labeling. hate when i search for any certain race (Asian, latino, black, etc) then see some snow white lookung chick being portayed as the race. a commonly done one is saying latino is Asian, Asian is latino, indian is black/Asian/latino.

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  • I agree with your first 2 very much.

    Blocked perspectives are annoying.

    And to see a girl trying to masturbate/have sex is painful to watch, seen a few videos where a girl grabs a rubber dildo and doesn't even spit on it and you watch as she pushes it in and it drags skin along with it. I clearly can't know how that would feel but expect its more than just uncomfortable.

    Something else that annoys me is in most porn the video pretty much ends with the cumshot, what if the girl isn't done maybe he should finish her off after and squirt in his face. Also I'm not a big fan of facials!

    I get your peeve about searches but that some times is down to the person posting the video just sticking all the popular keywords in the information.

    • Some girls are naturally wet. I mean pornstars often look dry. But like i hate spit and sex toys yet during actual sex, we never had to use lube or spit because im always overflowing with wetness. And yea the cumshot annoys me because its often a facial which i find disgusting. Plus theyre selfish lovers like my first ex and dont care if the girl came at all

    • Of course some girl get wet enough but I'm talking about full on rubber dildo and it won't go in because there is no lube and the skin is sticking to the rubber I'm like ouch that must burn. But yeh I'd love to see a porn film where yes the guy gets off but no facial and the video doesn't end till the girl makes it clear she has got what she wants. Too many look like she's on the edge of orgasm and he pulls out and wanks himself off for another 5 mins to give a facial. Meanwhile her face says hurry up so I can get back to my dressing room and take my vibrator off charge. If anyone has any suggested titles I'm listening? Good quality amateur porn seems best in a lot of ways

    • I dont like amatuer cause of bad lighting. But i get annoyed when he pulls out when cumming. I like when he stays in lol

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  • The prevalence of force, blackmail, rape, manipulation. Like damn can there be porn where the woman actually wants and consents to it.

    Oral for the woman. Women get like a couple seconds of oral then bam back to focus on the guy.

    • Yea i def can't stand the forced vids

  • Looking at the camera.
    Titles of videos.
    Bad clothing choices ( eg high heels on grass)
    Too quick to get naked
    No story
    Dubbed sounds
    Shoes when naked.
    Jacking off a dry dick.
    Dry sex and vagina (lack of wetness)

  • I can relate to the peeves you listed, Des. It's interesting to hear a take on porn from a woman's point of view.

    Have I ever got a list of peeves!
    I think people in the porn industry are robots who don't have any concept of eroticism.

    1. The female stars all act like prostitutes, you know, that lap dancer attitude with what they think are sexy movements and facial expressions that will make guys think they are soooo horny. Even women who are supposed to be playing innocent roles act like prostitutes. It would be nice if they cut the act and behaved like women do in real life.
    I'd rather see women who look more innocent and fragile, but at the same time, horny. And yes, horny means moist. I hate it when a guy has to keep hocking loogies on a girl's pussy. Is that sexy? I don't think so.

    2. Complete lack of imagination. The camera angles and sequences are all the same. It's like a production line where they follow the same template.

    3. There is the obligatory endless blow job at the beginning. It doesn't take long for that to become boring. I'd rather see a woman's body than a close up of a face and cock.

    4. Does the way women's bodies move, bounce, slosh and jiggle even occur to them? For example, a woman can have the best tits in the world, but all they show is her from directly behind and endless, close-up PIV. If a guy is plowing her from behind, the woman always has to reach back and pointlessly put her hand on her ass, which prevents her hips from sloshing. There are rarely shots from the side or front that show a woman's tits dancing as they dangle.

    5. One angle that is never included is doggy-style from above. There are few things more enticing than a woman bent over with her thighs spread. Straight down shots from above her shoulders that show the way her hips spread from her waist, combined with her round butt and soft thighs are almost non existent. Everything is shot from low angles. At best, you may get something like that, but from a POV angle. All the film makers care about is close ups of ass in your face and pussy. They don't seem to be aware of the other quintessentially female aspects of women's bodies.

    6. More wide-angle shots from the side would be nice, too. The curve of a woman's back, her tits dancing as they dangle straight down, her hips sloshing. They'll take extreme close-ups of a woman's face but cut off her tits.

    7. Few of the male stars seem to like tits. A women can be on her back getting fucked. She's clutching at her breasts and pulling at her nipples, showing that it feels good to her. But do the guys get a clue? They rarely play with titties while they are fucking. If anything, they give one a squeeze once in a while. But it's not like love making. All that's important is dick sliding in and out of pussy.

    In the end, they need more camera angles and better editing. Yes, show her pussy getting plowed, but mix in other angles that show her body and how it moves.

    8. Finally, the convention of pulling out and jacking off drives me nuts. They call that the money shot, but I find it anticlimactic. What the fuck is wrong with a guy who will pull out and get his dick sucked at the end, only to take over and jack off while the woman sits there with her mouth open? Then he deliberately aims away from her mouth to shoot all over her face? I'd much rather see her suck as he throbs and pumps her mouth full. That's how real sex is done. She can always open her mouth afterward to prove that he came.

    • Lol whats hocking loogies? And i like the lapdance at the beginning haha. And yea the setting matters. I hate when the cam room is the same hotel or old couch you see in other vids 🤣 and yea i can't watch oral for more than like 3 mins before skipping. If they spits or gag then i’ll Cut the vid off. That is weird that they dont do a sideview. Maybe watch mirror porn. If im gonna watch doggy then i need the pov from underneath them so i can watch the balls slapping. And wow glad to see all the tit comments from you haha. Sounds like a boob man 😍 i got mad cause all this week i could hardly find good titsucking vids. I need like 75% titsucking vid but its usually 10%. And yea i dont like when the guy pullsout and jerks off. I wanna see him cum inside

    • Hock a loogie means spit. Some of those guys are always drooling gobs of spit down between the woman's legs. Is she that dry? You're right. I love tits. LOL But other parts of women's bodies also get neglected.

    • Lmao yea thats nasty then 😂

  • They take too long to get to the point

    • I stay skippin through haha

    • SAME 🤣

  • The OVERACTING it kills the mood. Also extremely unrealistic bodies are a no from me. Sometimes the music can be super corny too and be loud over the moans which defeats the purpose of it.

    • Yea i hate the fake tits and mandingo dicks

  • I hate when you it’s obviously fake moaning and annoying like high pitched moaning at that
    I also hate when a girl is taking a huge dick (especially in her ass) and makes no sound at all? Like wtf I don't know, maybe that’s just me.
    Another thing i hate is POV
    I also hate when there is music in the video I don’t care how
    Good the video looks I won’t watch it if there’s music

    • Yea its like if she ain't screaming she mustve taken a numbness pill 😂 omg i looove music in the vid

    • Haha right... really you like the music? It distracts me from what I’m trying to watch I’m like “damn, and that was gonna be a good one”

    • I like having sex to music because i can ride to the beat 😂

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  • When they add unnecessary music instead of just using the acutal audio. Like I'm not trying to have a dance party, im trying to masturbate. 😂

    • Nooo i love the music haha

    • 100% agree... that is the worst

  • AGREE!!! Especially about the search and the dry pssy. It's also hard to find really good dirty talk. I also can't find really good sensual hard pounding. They never seem really into each other.

    • I miss tumblr audio porn. It had good dirty talk. The guy would even guide you in masturbating

    • WHAAAAA Omgosh! I wish I knew about that. If you ever find that send it to me.

    • They removed tumblrs porn. But soundcloud has some too somewhere

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  • Close ups. I prefer to see whole body shots. Ones that the build up is too slow. When someone never takes their shirt off.

    • Yea like pov is good from time to time but i wanna see a full body shot that can still zoom in when necessary

    • What do POV and SJW mean?

    • Point of view. I don't know what the other is

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  • i agree with your list totally and i would love to add the ''moaning'' and screaming and all the overreacting... i am having sex too you know i dont scream so loud to show that i am enjoining it and when i orgasm i shiver and thats all i dont pretend like am in pain and almost gonna cry. and the squirt? oooooooommmmmmmmgggggggg whats up with the fountains? are you serious the whole room is wet now with what ever that is and the incest, the mom and daughter , the hilarious sneaky sex that is straight up comedy

    • I hate that “pretend in pain” sound. Soooo cringeyyy. And yea the sneaky sexy is funny af

  • I hate it when a guy cums, it's always on the face.
    Or when the girl is giving a BJ she looks at the camera as if modeling. It's a BJ for crying out loud! Show that you enjoy it!

    • Yea like i prefer in the vid that he cum inside but its almosr always a nasty ass facial

  • I don't watch porn...

  • My biggest pet peeve is when I am masturbating and I am getting ready to cum and they don’t show them cumming and they want you go to another web site or want you to pay to watch them finish!

    • Omg pisses me oooooff!!! Or like if he pulls out instead of cumming in

    • I would like to cum in you!

  • The dialogue of most if not every dude on porn is extremely corny and/or unrealistic. I watch it mostly for the women but if you’re going to try to convince me this guy is seducing this woman give him some SMOOTH LINES. These men have no game. I know the majority of it is fake but still. You’re catering to a fantasy right? Don’t just write a good fuck scene. Write some good dialogue that makes me believe this girl is really turned on by this guy and that what he’s saying is making her want to be fucked by him.


    I believe most men can seduce most women. They just have to know how to make those women FEEL something good and special. In porn either the woman is the aggressor (not realistic at all. Most women will not imitate anything romantic or sexual especially with a stranger) or the guy says a few lines that wouldn’t work in real life. The dialogue seems rushed a lot of the time and it can ruin the mood. There are a few believable scenes that I’ve watched but they’re very rare.



    It’s not hard to smooth talk a woman and make her feel desirable. But most of the things guys say in porn is borderline comical. It’s like the director wants me to laugh at the guy and somehow still be turned on enough to keep watching. I don't know. I’m not Brad Pitt but I have more game than most guys I see talk in porn.


    Short answer-Better acting. Believable dialogue

    • Yea im shocked i still get off while laughing 🤣 and yea the acting needs to be better as well as the storyline. But honestly long as the guy has a good voice and he says stuff like “You want this dick? Take this dick” im good 🤣

  • Talking, people in most porn say the most annoying shit like trying to hold a conversation. In role play porn vids the girls all the same, If say I am a big black farmer porn star and I am fucking a lost city girl, I would like her to act a certain way.

    if she is slutty I want her to seduce me not just say "I want to see your penis"

    If this is one of those hard core rape fantasy porno's (those do exist and are common) I would like her to actually fight back a little instead of instantly falling to her needs and taking my dick.

    What I love about hentai is that the situations at times are played very well but porn never does that.


    I would also keep girls who can't suck dick from sucking dick because if you can't take more than the head in its pointless to try going deeper but they always do.

    • Yea i dont like forced porn. Freaks me out. But from the one i saw, yea she didn't fight back. She just whimpered and let him hit. I domt like hentai not the baby crying sounds they make instead of moans. And yea i dont like the gagging sounds in the vid. I nearly puke instead of cum

    • To me its not the brutality of the fighting back its the Lets do a chase scene to sell that this is whats happening, instead of the running 4 feet and tripping and going "Ohh nooooooooooo"

    • Hentai does go overboard with the moans but actually fucking a japanese girl I can see that its not just in hentai her voice was already a bit high pitched and she moaned a bit and groaned because she couldn't take me.

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  • I hate porn plot just don't make a plot at all it's so fucking bad and ends up making me go watch some thing better, which is hard because most of them have "plot" so I end up spending most of the time sifting through bad porn or I settle for amateur, which for the record probably works for me more anyway.

    The girls are so fucking annoying, men moaning is the hottest thing I shit you not, but sometimes it's so hard to hear his sounds and breathing when the girl is going off like a squeaky swing she's so fucking loud I just want to go on set and beat the shit out of her.

    There aren't enough nipple videos, that is all I need to say about that.

  • This is why we all need Jesus.. Now we are out here critiquing pornography (watchin people havin sex) like we are watching some work of art.. 😂😂..

    • Lmao the comments got me trippin out 🤣

    • True.. Can't say I disagree with a lot of them.. 😂😂😂..

    • Jesus hung out with guys in dresses! :-P :-P

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  • Bad camera work. Focusing too much on side views, focusing on the dudes ass, shaking cameras, bad lighting etc.

    • Omg yes that sucks so much especially bad lighting or when they focus on the girls face instead of the sex act. I dont wanna see her fckin eyes roll lol

    • Exactly! I want to see them fuck, not their faces or see some dudes hairy ass

    • Omg when they have pube hair or body hair, i switch the vid 😂 i just imagine someone coughing up a hairball

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  • I don't like when the girls moan so loud. It's annoying and I always mute it.

    • Lmao same 😂 i be like damn y'all gone get me caught haha. I like hearing the man try to hold in his moans. So sexy how it just slips out

    • Yesss same!

    • I totally get you some times it's that loud it's hard to say if it's moaning in pleasure or screaming in pain. Like should I be aroused or angry?

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  • The often atrocious acting. For example, are the actors even told that they're not supposed to look at the camera, that they should ignore it completely?

    • Haaate when they stare at the cam

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