Did you know that masturbating is an addiction worse than drugs?

[Machiavellio]

It's also a devilish act

[NamerOfStars]

Devilish? So the guy who gave us video games, Dungeons & Dragons, Beethoven AND the Beatles gave us masturbation as well? And was even kind enough to share it with other species, too? Man, how is this guy losing the popularity contest? Did Yahweh actually give us ANYTHING good?

[Machiavellio]

Yes. Through masturbation you're able to think of anyone sexuallly. That itself is devilish

[NamerOfStars]

That would mean that either the continued existence of the human race is devilish, or that Yahweh likes rape. Yeah, the devil's pretty clearly the good guy here.

[Astarlessnightsky]

Being addicted is more or less the same, only two major differences, either being addicted to the substance (eg Heroin) or being addicted to the habit (eg gambling).

And addiction to sex and or masturbation is certainly one addiction with only minimal negative side effects.

[Yanifah]

What's the reason/rationale behind it being considered a sin?

[Machiavellio]

It makes you think of sex, watch porn, turn into a pervert, weakens your keens, it pollutes your brain.

[Yanifah]

Thinking of sex is also a sin? This is an education.

[Machiavellio]

Sex outside of marriage is a sin..

[Yanifah]

Masturbation is not sex.

[Machiavellio]

No shit haha masturbation is a mental turtore and just a thirst for sex. And you're defending it because it fits the womanly adgenda lol

[Yanifah]

Yes, female is the gender most closely associated with masturbation. Thank you for reminding me of that and my agenda.

[Machiavellio]

Associated maybe not. Guilty of maybe yes. You turned men into perverts

[Peanut127]

If it's a sin than I'm going to heaven bc I don't do it LOL

[Machiavellio]

Lmao

[summiter]

It is normal, healthy and feels great. As you know all guys masturbate a lot... they just will never admit it!

[Citizenkirk]

I did not know that! I guess I can just add to list of all the other irrelevant things people pull out of a unicorn's ass as conventional wisdom.

[Machiavellio]

😂 😂

[Citizenkirk]

😳?😁!!

[OfDeath]

Actually it's a healthy, normal activity which reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

[Machiavellio]

Lmao and men who get prostate cancer don't masturbate?

[OfDeath]

They are more likely to do it less. That is what the statistics say.

[Twalli]

It can be an addiction, it is not inherently one.

[Maspolomas]

Yes I need to stop no joke

[Anonymous]

Yeah, you see people dying from masturbating all the time. It's a real problem.

[Machiavellio]

Dying is better than living as a sinner

[Opinion Owner]

Not if you actually believe in sin it isn't, because death means hell. Much better to live a sinner than die one.

[Machiavellio]

Death doesn't mean hell unless one constantly obedian to the devil

[Machiavellio]

Obedient*

[Anonymous]

Your mom loved it though lol

[Machiavellio]

Childish!