Girls, Ladies, what would you do if you discovered your boyfriend had shrunken?

Question

You can answer either or both.

What would you do if you found a cute, one inch tall man? (Could be your boyfriend/guy you have a crush on)

What would you do if that guy was someone you disliked? (Ex-boyfriend/guy who won't leave you alone?)

Answer 1

Hannah_le

Xper 5

LMAO 1 inch man. dis dude would die like either by bugs , being stepped on , or jus dying from bein so tiny. I’d still luv em.

Asker

20 d
not if he hid somewhere you would find him, if it was me i would hide in one of your bras so then i dont get stood on and *fingers crossed* you see me when you pick it up in the morning

Answer 2

Asker

not if he hid somewhere you would find him, if it was me i would hide in one of your bras so then i dont get stood on and *fingers crossed* you see me when you pick it up in the morning

Answer 3

Anonymous

I'd buy him a hamster wheel to run on.

If I didn't like him, I'd pour tuna oil on him and say: "Heeeeerrrre kitty kitty kitty. "

Asker

20 d
haha well i would like to think i could escape a hamster wheel and get somewhere you would find me like hide in one of your bras so then i dont get stood on and *fingers crossed* you see me when you pick it up in the morning

or in the tuna oil situation i would try to distract you by provoking you and being like oh so you need a cat to do your dirty work do you, too scared to do it yourself
Opinion Owner

20 d
You can escape the wheel, but not the cage the wheel is in. I'll give you cedar shavings to sleep in.
Asker

20 d
with the power of my opposable thumbs i should be able to open most cage doors fairly easily, the bra sounds far more comfortable and then in the morning i can be like surprise
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Opinion Owner

20 d
I don't think your opposable thumbs will be able to unlock the padlock I have on the door.
Asker

20 d
maybe not but picklocks are fairly easy to pick with some simple tools, or likly the bars are not that tough, think the bigger risk if the bra could be too soft and instead of paying attention to get your attention i end up falling asleep

Answer 4

Asker

haha well i would like to think i could escape a hamster wheel and get somewhere you would find me like hide in one of your bras so then i dont get stood on and *fingers crossed* you see me when you pick it up in the morning

or in the tuna oil situation i would try to distract you by provoking you and being like oh so you need a cat to do your dirty work do you, too scared to do it yourself

Answer 5

Opinion Owner

You can escape the wheel, but not the cage the wheel is in. I'll give you cedar shavings to sleep in.

Answer 6

Asker

with the power of my opposable thumbs i should be able to open most cage doors fairly easily, the bra sounds far more comfortable and then in the morning i can be like surprise

Answer 7

Opinion Owner

I don't think your opposable thumbs will be able to unlock the padlock I have on the door.

Answer 8

Asker

maybe not but picklocks are fairly easy to pick with some simple tools, or likly the bars are not that tough, think the bigger risk if the bra could be too soft and instead of paying attention to get your attention i end up falling asleep

Answer 9

iseekpinetrees | 984 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

Never understood this fantasy for men

Answer 10

psychoticanimallover | 184 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 5

I’d use him as a dildo.

Asker

20 d
yikes lol ok then what if it was me shrunk instead what would you do then?

Answer 11

Asker

yikes lol ok then what if it was me shrunk instead what would you do then?

Answer 12

Ackpain | 288 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 5

if he was 1 inch tall I doubt he'd be able to live

Asker

20 d
not if he hid somewhere you would find him, if it was me i would hide in one of your bras so then i dont get stood on and *fingers crossed* you see me when you pick it up in the morning
Ackpain

20 d
being stepped on isn't what i'm talking about, if you shrank to that size your body wouldn't be producing enough energy to keep you warm and you'd freeze to death
Asker

20 d
well there is the other advantage of camping out in a bra, its fabric would do a pretty good job os stopping me getting too cold espeically if its in a draw, i just have to hope i jump around enough for you to see me in the morning
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Ackpain

20 d
your biology teacher must have been so disappointed in you when you was still in school
Asker

20 d
your assuming you know all the mechanics of shrinking lol
Asker

20 d
i was under the impression this was a psychology question not a biology question
Ackpain

20 d
Your question should at least make sense
Asker

20 d
well then ok maybe the "shrunken" person has actually been knocked out and put into a vr simulation controlling a robotic miniaturized version of themself but because they where knocked out they and you do not know that leading to the impression that the person had infact been shrunk when in reality they are hooked up to a computer down the street where a group of scientists are studying this to see what happens in the morning when and if you find said tiny person in your bra
Ackpain

20 d
I think I'd just kill it without a second thought
Asker

20 d
kill it how? and at 1 inch do you think you would see it? or you might kill it by mistake
Ackpain

20 d
I would crush it, not on accident or anything and you can easily see 1 inch tall things

Answer 13

Asker

not if he hid somewhere you would find him, if it was me i would hide in one of your bras so then i dont get stood on and *fingers crossed* you see me when you pick it up in the morning

Answer 14

Ackpain

being stepped on isn't what i'm talking about, if you shrank to that size your body wouldn't be producing enough energy to keep you warm and you'd freeze to death

Answer 15

Asker

well there is the other advantage of camping out in a bra, its fabric would do a pretty good job os stopping me getting too cold espeically if its in a draw, i just have to hope i jump around enough for you to see me in the morning

Answer 16

Ackpain

your biology teacher must have been so disappointed in you when you was still in school

Answer 17

Asker

your assuming you know all the mechanics of shrinking lol

Answer 18

Asker

i was under the impression this was a psychology question not a biology question

Answer 19

Ackpain

Your question should at least make sense

Answer 20

Asker

well then ok maybe the "shrunken" person has actually been knocked out and put into a vr simulation controlling a robotic miniaturized version of themself but because they where knocked out they and you do not know that leading to the impression that the person had infact been shrunk when in reality they are hooked up to a computer down the street where a group of scientists are studying this to see what happens in the morning when and if you find said tiny person in your bra

Answer 21

Ackpain

I think I'd just kill it without a second thought

Answer 22

Asker

kill it how? and at 1 inch do you think you would see it? or you might kill it by mistake

Answer 23

Ackpain

I would crush it, not on accident or anything and you can easily see 1 inch tall things

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