Girls, Ladies, what would you do if you discovered your boyfriend had shrunken?

[Anonymous]

You can answer either or both.

What would you do if you found a cute, one inch tall man? (Could be your boyfriend/guy you have a crush on)

What would you do if that guy was someone you disliked? (Ex-boyfriend/guy who won't leave you alone?)

[Hannah_le]

LMAO 1 inch man. dis dude would die like either by bugs , being stepped on , or jus dying from bein so tiny. I’d still luv em.

[Asker]

not if he hid somewhere you would find him, if it was me i would hide in one of your bras so then i dont get stood on and *fingers crossed* you see me when you pick it up in the morning

[Anonymous]

I'd buy him a hamster wheel to run on.

If I didn't like him, I'd pour tuna oil on him and say: "Heeeeerrrre kitty kitty kitty. "

[Asker]

haha well i would like to think i could escape a hamster wheel and get somewhere you would find me like hide in one of your bras so then i dont get stood on and *fingers crossed* you see me when you pick it up in the morning or in the tuna oil situation i would try to distract you by provoking you and being like oh so you need a cat to do your dirty work do you, too scared to do it yourself

[Opinion Owner]

You can escape the wheel, but not the cage the wheel is in. I'll give you cedar shavings to sleep in.

[Asker]

with the power of my opposable thumbs i should be able to open most cage doors fairly easily, the bra sounds far more comfortable and then in the morning i can be like surprise

[Opinion Owner]

I don't think your opposable thumbs will be able to unlock the padlock I have on the door.

[Asker]

maybe not but picklocks are fairly easy to pick with some simple tools, or likly the bars are not that tough, think the bigger risk if the bra could be too soft and instead of paying attention to get your attention i end up falling asleep

[iseekpinetrees]

Never understood this fantasy for men

[Ackpain]

if he was 1 inch tall I doubt he'd be able to live

[Asker]

not if he hid somewhere you would find him, if it was me i would hide in one of your bras so then i dont get stood on and *fingers crossed* you see me when you pick it up in the morning

[Ackpain]

being stepped on isn't what i'm talking about, if you shrank to that size your body wouldn't be producing enough energy to keep you warm and you'd freeze to death

[Asker]

well there is the other advantage of camping out in a bra, its fabric would do a pretty good job os stopping me getting too cold espeically if its in a draw, i just have to hope i jump around enough for you to see me in the morning

[Ackpain]

your biology teacher must have been so disappointed in you when you was still in school

[Asker]

your assuming you know all the mechanics of shrinking lol

[Asker]

i was under the impression this was a psychology question not a biology question

[Ackpain]

Your question should at least make sense

[Asker]

well then ok maybe the "shrunken" person has actually been knocked out and put into a vr simulation controlling a robotic miniaturized version of themself but because they where knocked out they and you do not know that leading to the impression that the person had infact been shrunk when in reality they are hooked up to a computer down the street where a group of scientists are studying this to see what happens in the morning when and if you find said tiny person in your bra

[Ackpain]

I think I'd just kill it without a second thought

[Asker]

kill it how? and at 1 inch do you think you would see it? or you might kill it by mistake

[Ackpain]

I would crush it, not on accident or anything and you can easily see 1 inch tall things

[psychoticanimallover]

I’d use him as a dildo.

[Asker]

yikes lol ok then what if it was me shrunk instead what would you do then?