What's The Funniest Answer You've Seen To The Infamous "Does Dick Size Matter" Question?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Disclaimer: if you can't take a joke, move on to the next post...😘
Funniest I've seen was today joking on a thread bout that question being overasked and loved their sarcastic answer 🤣...

[Jjpayne]

Here's some memes for you

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

LOL.

[Jjpayne]

I don't see why not! 😂

[cjgsu]

I don't know. I don't pay attention to others answers, so i can't say i know of any funny ones.

I think some guys honestly really fear their size and some are just trolls so if I feel like answering this question i try to be honest and supportive just in case they are self conscious.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍👍

[wittymilf]

I once answered , it does if you don’t know where her clit is... and the dude straight up
saod of that’s inside right 😂☺️

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂

[Tunasub]

Every man knows the clit is where you used to keep your bra on... Women! Smh come up with something original already...🤦🏾‍♂️😁

[wittymilf]

@Tunasub 😂😂😂speaking of bras.. guys struggle to get that off too

[Anonymous]

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Umm this was about funny replies to a way overasked question lol but not all black guys have big penises and not all white guys have little penises, that's a way overstated myth

[CrazyGirl2]

Thank GOD! As I looked at this utterly racist drivel, devoid of even ONE actual fact, I kept thinking “PLEASE don’t let Brains’ answer include any positive feedback to this shit”! Even POSITIVE stereotypes are racist stereotypes! (Also, the idea that some moron actually thinks that well-endowed men transect the cervix and actually enter the uterus, makes me weep for MY generation!).

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@CrazyGirl2 not funny, but 😂 This reply made me wonder if this is same ANON that when first was on GAG was posting the same question again and again claiming all white women prefer BBC, all white men have little cock's, I (this was a white guy posting this) stopped replying cuz it got tiring... Don't know if that person is still posting those but a friend I used to know IRL that was on here for years before I was, said he was posting that same crap for years

[CrazyGirl2]

Oh, wow I’m sorry that happened to you. Why is it that EVERY woman has at LEAST one story of a guy who just didn’t know when to stop? Did you know that this myth has its roots in slavery? That those racist assholes thought so little of African’s that they believed the African men MUST feel the same way and only desire white women. (Now that they have seen them, because... why wouldn’t they?) I really despise this crap! It’s not just racist, it’s wrong... ridiculously wrong. The average size of a cock in N. America is 5.2 inches. Period! That’s all races combined. And while men of African descent do have larger penises on average, it’s a slight FRACTION of an inch! Also, while I’m on the subject... ever noticed how if you chat w/a guy he always volunteers the size of his cock, and it’s almost always at LEAST 7 inches, usually 8? Oh, wow... they really are all just little boys in big bodies? Take care sweetie. And thanks for another great question!

[Lliam]

My dick is a Harley. You kick it to start.
When Bwana Dik speaks, the heavens will part. For I am Bwana Dik.
I am Bwana Dik. Me Bwana Dik!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂

[Red_Arrow]

If your gal falls off a cliff into a river, you need a long dick to throw her the end of it to rescue her.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[NyceGuyFinishingLast]

Interesting, cannot think of anything funny that I have read. When asked, I tell people that I am hung like a new born infant. Eight pounds and nineteen inches long.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂

[bulltaker]

I like it, can I use it?

[NyceGuyFinishingLast]

It isn't patented, have at it... lol

[ShadezMcgee]

Should talk to Austin Powers and have him hook them up with the "Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me. This Sort of Tbing is My Bag, Baby"

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lololol right 😂😂

[ShadezMcgee]

Or at least Rom White had a good one with. "It's like that long, but this big around. Like a cheese wheel, really. I may not touch bottoms, but Inwill stretch out the edges!"

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lolol

[Avicenna]

“You’re only 8 inches? That’s a micropenis- I have 14.”

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣8 in. Is not a micro penis lol

[Avicenna]

That’s of course why it was a funny answer to an idiotic question.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lolol 🤣

[iCumLikeCrazy2]

No, ... It's NOT A Micro, ... IT'S A MINI🤣😂🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@iCumLikeCrazy2 lolol

[JoyGirl]

I can’t think of any. 🤔

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww not a one? lolol I've seen a few time and again that have made me laugh, but the one today 😂😂

[JoyGirl]

😂😂😂

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I see all kinds of questions what's pretty bad is when a male claiming to be age 25-30 and is blue anonymous and asks how old is that his penis will reach its full size hell I was age 4 hung like a horse... Hahhaha LMFAO !!!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

@brainsbeforebeauty Don't be surprise these guys are so insecure hey I admit for real I went through the same stage but I grew up since then

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

All joking aside, I do get insecurities, especially for men and penis size... It must be hard for a man if they feel like their size is inadequate... But women can go through the same issues with breast size and butt size, women with small boobs get made fun of, but then so do women with big boobs, or they get overly sexualized because of their breast size

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

@brainsbeforebeauty It's something for sure LMAO !!!

[bowenw]

"No"

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lololol

[JakeS00]

"When you're small, you can do a lot of things, except getting her off." (what I said to someone) hahaha.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣 you so wrong lol, but also so right 😂😂

[JakeS00]

hahaha did I biff this? @brainsbeforebeauty

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

No I was just joking with you

[JakeS00]

oh okay! :)

[iCumLikeCrazy2]

Like Watch Her Get Herself Off🤔 🤣😂🤣

[JakeS00]

@iCumLikeCrazy2 hahaha

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@iCumLikeCrazy2 🤣🤣

[magiusX26]

not that i have read or heard but i think this is one that could zing

"if it did, you wouldn't have been born"

i think i seen one along these lines once

"not at all. every girl likes to play with little toys"

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Good ones 😂

[Makeushiver]

Would it be if I had a tiny dick?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🙂

[Massageman]

Your examples are as funny as any other I have seen - - - - -

We got out first daughter on one try, and our second on two tries (bracketed, one day before and one after theoretical peak).

That's a BA of.666!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍😂

[Massageman]

besides, my whole pump is only 7.65", so 12" just won't happen!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 as long as the pump is pumping 🤔😂

[Massageman]

I'll have to check for ya'.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂.

[Riddler1412]

Can't remember for the " Does size matter."
But one guy posted an opinion on this question about how he has a 10 inch dick, and a pink anon wrote in the comment
" That's great, if you bend it hard enough, you can go fuck yourself in the ass."

[MyBigMystery]

No that's too small I think you both have size issues that's only ten it's not even that big 😂

[Riddler1412]

Sure. Whatever you say man.

[Riddler1412]

😂😂😂

[MyBigMystery]

More like twenty or thirty maybe

[Riddler1412]

I think thirty is a bit big, so twenty to twenty five maybe?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@Mybigmystery @Riddler1412 You guys are funny 😂😄

[MyBigMystery]

To reach there would hurt lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@MyBigMystery lololol

[Riddler1412]

Probably. 🤣😂

[MyBigMystery]

And they say size don't matter, well

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@MyBigMystery who said that tho 🤔

[MyBigMystery]

Girls trying to lie to guys or guys with little winkles

[TickleMeForFun]

I unroll my dick like the red carpet at the Oscar Awards!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂

[Newhead]

oooh baby.

[_no_one_]

Bully: "Your dick's the size of a tic tac"
Quite kid: "That's my your mum smelled fresh"

[_no_one_]

That's why*

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂

[Tonytoutouni123]

🤣🤣🤣

[loveslongnails]

She said "No, it's the LACK of size that matters!" LOL

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣 love that answer 🤣

[loveslongnails]

Yes, me too. It's a great reply.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah it is lol

[loveslongnails]

Why do women seem to be concerned about "length" once it's 6.5 or 7 inches erect? The depth of the "average vagina" is 6.5 inches. Why do they say "I need a nine inch cock?" Or even 8 inches? Shouldn't women by more concerned with girth? What good is 9 inches if it's only 2 inches around? LOL

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

That's true 😂

[loveslongnails]

Like I always say " I've only got 3 inches, but most girls like it that thick" :-D

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂

[TheGuy1233]

Size doesn't matter

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂

[TonyMetal___86]

HA! HA! HA! 🤡 not only you can make funny posts miss brains, i found a girl who looks like you but she is prettier and younger than you and she have a great smile, she also knows how to make muffins, she's also here on GaG, try to guess who she is when i post my question now...

You ain't the best, i guess SHE IS! 😈

[iCumLikeCrazy2]

She Also Knows How To Make Muffins🤔 Well Zippity Frickin DoDa🤣😂🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@iCumLikeCrazy2 😂😂

[TonyMetal___86]

@iCumLikeCrazy2 i don't understand gibbrish boy! 🤨

[TonyMetal___86]

@brainsbeforebeauty laugh lauuuughhhh miss brains muffins 🤪

[iCumLikeCrazy2]

And I Bet HER Dick Is BIGGER Than YOURS🤣😂🤣

[iCumLikeCrazy2]

Maybe Not, But You Write It Very Well 🤣😂🤣

[TonyMetal___86]

@iCumLikeCrazy2 i won't reply on you! 😒

[Tunasub]

@wittymilf not this guy🙋🏾‍♂️

[wittymilf]

Oh shit, how’d you do that! You magician you!

[Tunasub]

@wittymilf if I pull anything out of a hat best believe it will not be a 🐇😂🤣

[bulltaker]

Thank god most women don't know measurement, the weatherman called for 8 inches of snow, we got maybe 3 inches, I pointed at the snow and told my girlfriend there is what 8 inches looks like, she thinks I have a 12 inch cock.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣🤣