If you came across a woman in a forest, who was naked and standing on her head, and she said to you?

[psychoticanimallover]

...”Would you help me find my uterus?”...

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

[AndyOh]

Well, who am I to turn away a woman asking for help?
I would spread her legs to a Y
I know I would need a lot of moisture, so I would need to lick her to get her going.
Then I would stick my fingers in her vagina, looking for her cervix. When I find that, I know the uterus is on the other side.
From there... not sure where to go.

[AndyOh]

Thanks... I think

[bowenw]

I'd pull an endoscope from my toolbelt and quickly check inside her for it. If it was there, I would let her know that everything is in it's place and she can safely resume normal activity.

[Tamera952]

Think I was tripping, then get grossed out that she said "uterus" ... then probably step back to call the police about the naked nutcase int he woods.

[Hangry22]

I would punch her stomach so hard that her uterus would come out through her vagina

[psychoticanimallover]

How incredibly rude of you.

[Hangry22]

Ik right. She would love it

[psychoticanimallover]

Maybe she would HATE it.

[Hangry22]

Ohh😕

[psychoticanimallover]

Or maybe she would LOVE it but PRETEND to HATE it.

[psychoticanimallover]

Or maybe she would HATE it but pretend to LOVE it.

[Hangry22]

The first sounds like Hate sex The second sounds like having sex with an old guy for his money🙄

[psychoticanimallover]

Well we’ve all been there.

[Hangry22]

I haven't but i will take up the offer for hate sex😌

[psychoticanimallover]

You must cover your own innocent little ears when you say things like that Hangry.

[Hangry22]

OMG what did i just say🙉 🥺🥺

[psychoticanimallover]

Would you have sex with a rainbow?

[psychoticanimallover]

Would you fuck a shadow?

[psychoticanimallover]

Would you grind up against a pandemic?

[psychoticanimallover]

Would you talk dirty to a river?

[Hangry22]

Oh my. Why you trying to ruin my innocence?🙈

[psychoticanimallover]

If you could e-rohypnol someone I totally would. Just sayin.

[Hangry22]

Is that slang for bang?🤔

[psychoticanimallover]

I would drug you up then give you to a drug lord. Kind of like a pimp.

[Hangry22]

Is he at least a loyal druglord?

[psychoticanimallover]

No, he won’t remember your name in the morning.

[Hangry22]

😭😭😭😭you're such a bad pimp

[psychoticanimallover]

I would get a good price for you. Probably at least 3 dollars per hole.

[psychoticanimallover]

Maybe more for the nostrils as those are tight holes. Do you have particularly large nostrils?

[Hangry22]

I do have moderately large nostrils. Will my ear holes and eye holes count too?☺️

[psychoticanimallover]

Only your ear holes, unless your eye sockets are empty. 😌

[Hangry22]

Aww😭😭

[razelove]

Hmm, that's something I don't want to put my penis into, in dreamland or reality. The setup has a kind of eyes wide shut vibe to it.

[Wade8888]

I guess I'd start with finger her, with her permission anyway. lol.

[Red_Arrow]

I would call search and rescue to come find her uterus.

[Truthatanycost]

''Sorry I can't help you, I'm in the process of collecting wood''

[IAMNathanael]

I'll just record it in my journal to remember for later. At this point I'm not interested in diverting away from the main story quest.

[Agape93]

What the fuck? Yeah I’m backing away slowly. This lady is either on something or she’s nuts.

[Inexpensivefurniture]

"Well either it's still in you in which case you're fine, or it's out here somewhere which means we might as well leave it because it's no good now. Wanna get something eat?"

[Giggletr0nn]

Call the cops

[chriscdi]

id keep walking

[magiusX26]

pile drive into her and hit it from the inside to show her where it is.

[douride2]

I would just keep on walking. Possibly run.

[Nalix]

"What's her name and does she bite?" I'd ask.

[oncpl]

I would consider it a sexy dream.

[okeydoke]

Take out a map and give her directions to the nearest uterine depot.

[crmoore]

Probably leave immediately

[Trooper205]

Of course I'd help Her find Her Uterus. I'd first ask "Where'd you last see it?"

[Meldrum]

I'll play a silly game. I'd take out my magic marker and draw the reproductive organs on her body.

[COMMODOREII]

Back away slowly then turn around and run before i get infected by stupid.

[Twalli]

Back away slowly and make no threatening movements

[iFarted]

I'd turn around and walk the other way... it's a trap...
I don't want to get sucked into her uterus...