Guys, Have you ever stacked donuts or bagels on your penis or put it anything interesting? (think cantaloupe etc?

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I ask because I feel like if I had a penis I’d be the person in the ER all the time for putting my dick in weird things because I can. It’s this whole portion of your body that sticks out in ways pretty much no other body part does. Sure guys might measure with a ruler or use a flashlight but be honest, you never stack donuts or stick your penis in a watermelon or something? Really?

TadCurious · Accepted Answer

Okay, when I was in college I was super horny one day and I put some lotion inside a plastic sandwich baggy and put the baggy between the mattress and box springs of my bed so the open part was accessible. I put my penis in their and thrust back and forth to orgasm. Clean up was easy because all my semen went inside the baggy. Don't judge me because I needed to release. Lol

Madhatter920 · Accepted Answer

Really, really. And while I have entertained the thought of dressing it up in a tiny coat and top hat, for a dapper dick pic to an ex girlfriend, I never have. ... Also "tiny" was probably a poor choice of words, but fuck it, I'm gonna leave it.

God_of_Thunder · Answer

I can't say that I've ever done anything lie that, no.

All you have to do is read online, though, and you'll find plenty of stories of guys getting it stuck in things they shouldn't. Most of us have more sense than that, lol.

Miristheiss · Answer

lol... an episode of Friends just popped into my head.

Avicenna · Answer

lol, no

josephinelcajon · Answer

chocolate syrup whipping cream honey

chriscdi · Answer

no i feel like thats very unsanitary lol

Yurtt · Answer

I once had sex with a warm apple pie, my father walked in during it, safe to say we didn't get to have any desert that evening

Rizwan_khan · Answer

If you have enis then you also not doing experiments on penis coz. Penis is the most sensitive area for males and very delicate organ though. So you can use penis just for you wired experiments 😄 you have different organ for penetration and urinating but we boys have one one organ for both purpose.. For cumming and urinating

monkeynutts · Answer

We should not tell you what we do in private, it’s very wrong.

KyleAbe · Answer

Not so much donuts or things like that, but what i have put on it. yes i have done similar things. and put it in a few questionable places. but no harm was done to me so fortune never had to rush to the ER.