If Michelangelo's David was alive today would he have hang ups about his tiny penis?

[purplepoppy]

Hat's off to the guy, you got to admire the confidence of such a tiny guy posing nude for days on end. But times have changed and now girls want more, size queens are everywhere, so I reckon if he was alive today we'd have shattered that confidence and he'd be on GAG asking countless dick size questions in a vain attempt to put his mind at ease.

But what do you think? Would he still have the confidence to pose nude in todays society or would he ask Michelangelo to give him a few more inches?

[Tiffany_Taylor_Made]

You can't really be too sure. Maybe in today's society, he wouldn't pose nude with a flaccid dick. Flaccid dicks are not really in high demand. That's why they're rarely seen in porn. I doubt that his dick would grow much when hard considering how small his flaccid dick is, but an erect penis would at least show more and be more attractive. However, if he's still tiny when he's hard, then he might be on this site asking for penis size verification, going MGTOW, and complaining about how terrible women are for not wanting him.

[QuestionMark19]

Mines 2 inches soft and grows to 5, maybe a little over 5 hard. Flaccid size means nothing.

[Tiffany_Taylor_Made]

@QuestionMark19: Flaccid size doesn't mean anything during sex of course because you can't fuck with a soft dick, but it does mean a lot in terms of sex appeal. When a man strips naked and his dick is tiny, it's not attractive. Also, 5 inches hard is still small. My fiancee's dick is about 5.5 inches completely soft and 8 inches hard.

[QuestionMark19]

5 inches is what most men have. Even if you think it's small. It still does the job to a satisfactory standard. Size obviously matters. Bigger ones are better, but it matters in the same way that Riley Reid or Jenna Jameson is better than you. Or any other average girl. It doesn't mean that we don't enjoy or appreciate an average girl any less than them. But obv, in an ideal world, we'd all like them to be our girlfriend's lol. You even hear women say all dicks are ugly. So the 'sex appeal' thing could even be debated. That just could be you that's visually attracted to it. Maybe you have a fetish for bigger. You can't speak for all women.

[Tiffany_Taylor_Made]

@QuestionMark19: I'm not convinced that most men have just only 5 inches. That's literally like the length of a soda can. That's so little. It might be true for white men, but I don't know; I think even they might be a little bigger than that on average. Most men that I've been with were bigger than 5 inches hard. 7-9 inches hard are probably the most common sizes I've experienced. If anything, it's pretty common for men to be 5 inches completely soft. Five inches doesn't do much of anything without assistance. In fact, when fully aroused, as in fully wet, stretched out, and expanded, you can barely feel 5 inches inside you unless you have sex in very specific positions that give the dick more depth. You often have to do more work than the man to truly get the best out of 5 inches. Yes, size matters, but not the same way as looks. Penis size determines how pleasurable the sex could potentially feel while looks do not. By the way, no pornstar is "better" than me. Women that say "all dicks are ugly" are likely sexually confused. That's not a common belief that women hold. The thing is, you would be hard pressed to find a woman that's turned on by tiny soft dick. If anything, she would likely laugh at it or try hard not to.

[QuestionMark19]

You're obv entitled to your opinion, As I said, just because of your experiences. That doesn't reflect most people. It's scientific fact that 5-5.5 inches is normal. You may have just got 'lucky'. It doesn't really matter if you're not convinced or not. Everyone likes different things at the end of the day.

[Tiffany_Taylor_Made]

@QuestionMark19: How do you know what reflects most people though? It's not a scientific fact that 5 inches is normal. The studies that conclude that the average is 5 inches are flawed because they only measure such a small sample size of men. For example, in the largest penis size study that measured 15,521 males, only 692 men, or merely 4.4% of the men involved with the study had their erect penises measured. 692 out of 15,521 has a big margin of error, and when you consider the billions of guys in the world that haven't been measured in the study, the margin of error is even bigger. Also, when you read the notes at the end of the study, it even says that they only measured mostly White and Middle Eastern guys, which makes the margin of error even higher for guys that aren't those ethnicities. The truth is that we don't know what the true average is on a scientific level. Thus, the most plausible and practical answers for now are based on our own experiences. My experiences are very similar to many other women's experiences and have been way too consistent to be considered "lucky."

[QuestionMark19]

Fuck. You're writing pure paragraphs over such an insignificant issue haha. You're a size queen. We get it. Give it a rest Just leave it.

[Tiffany_Taylor_Made]

@QuestionMark19: Yet, you replied to me first and attempted to convince me that 5 inches is normal. I simply responded with why I'm not convinced with detail. Detail oftentimes can lead to paragraphs. Also, no, I'm no "size queen." I hate when guys call me that. Albeit I enjoy the topic of penis size and sharing my opinions on it, I honestly don't care much about size. I say men should accept what they have and master using it through experience. I just don't think 5 inches is average. Nearly every man I met with 5 inches always described himself as little and based what I've seen, I agree. I always viewed erect penis size as such: 3 inches - Tiny/Micropenis 4-5 inches - Small 6-7 inches - Medium/Average 8-9 inches - Big 10+ inches - Huge

[QuestionMark19]

@Tiffany_Taylor_Made It baffles me that you can't understand the difference between what you've personally seen, and studies that have been carried out since the 50s, from medical professionals haha. You've carried this conversation on for OVER A DAY! Surely you've got better things to do, than sit on here?

[Tiffany_Taylor_Made]

@QuestionMark19: As long as you continue to reply to me, I'm going to respond. You're keeping the conversation going yourself by constantly replying to me when you don't have to. I can understand the difference between personal experience and studies. However, the problem is that the studies are flawed, plain and simple. They don't represent the majority of men studied, let alone the majority of men in the world. If my personal experiences don't confirm to flawed studies, naturally, I'm going to go by my personal experiences until better studies are conducted. That's just natural practicality. I post here on my free time.

[QuestionMark19]

You think 5 inches is small, in the same way I think you're a 5/10. Everyone has their opinion. If many men have said you're a size queen. Then you more than likely are. There's a pattern.

[Tiffany_Taylor_Made]

@QuestionMark19: Because you're judging me by my looks now, you seem hurt. Even if you don't consider me attractive, it doesn't make a 5-inch dick any bigger. When fully aroused, on average, a woman's vagina can expand up to 7 inches deep. Thus, 5 inches isn't enough to satisfy the average fully aroused woman. It can't even reach the G-spot and make her orgasm without assistance from specific positions or props like pillows to provide the dick more depth. Thus, 7+ inches are the true most ideal sizes for the average woman. Many women don't consider 5 inches ideal. Assuming they even accept something so little, they merely tolerate it or try to "work something out" with it. As for me being a "size queen," truth isn't based on the amount of people that believe it. It's just that some men get offended when the size you consider small happens to be their size, and they respond by calling you a "size queen."

[Birdlegs]

Ma’am the average size in America is about 5.5 and the G-Spot is about 3 inches in. The difference in penis sizes between races isn’t absolutely crazy like porn. The flaccid size and erect size have no correlation. You were correct however about the size of the vagina expanding. But most women are happy with guys being around 5. 8+ is genuinely pretty rare so if a ton of guys said they were they were probably lying and you just couldn’t tell. There are so many studies done on this I’m surprised you didn’t know.

[Tiffany_Taylor_Made]

@Birdlegs: The studies supposedly proving the average size is 5.5 inches are flawed and have a huge error margin. The G-spot being "only 3 inches in" claim isn't true for every woman, especially not me or any woman I personally know. I think someone made up that bullshit just to prove "size doesn't matter." For me and many other women, sex definitely feels better the deeper the penis penetrates. A good metaphor for sex is cleaning your ear with a cotton swab. The deeper you go, the more sensation you feel, but if you accidentally slam the cotton swab all the way, you can hurt your ear. If what you said was true for all women, I'd feel intense pleasure from sliding in tampons. Trust me, if I'm fully aroused and not in a specific limiting sex position giving the penis more depth, I won't orgasm from 5 inches. In missionary, I literally need to use pillows for extra leverage just so he can reach easier, and contort my legs back like I'm a yoga instructor to give him depth.

[Tiffany_Taylor_Made]

@Birdlegs: When riding, I can't go up and down or it would slide out. I literally have to rock back and forth, which doesn't feel as good. In doggy, I have to keep my face buried in the bed at all times and make the highest, most uncomfortable back arch to give him more depth. I doubt most women are truly happy with 5. It's safe to say women fine with it probably value the emotional connection much more than sexual pleasure, or at worst, just downright telling little white lies and secretly cheating with a bigger size. As for the race thing, differences are noticeable. You claim the average American size is supposedly 5.5 inches, but my Black fiancee's dick is exactly 5.5 inches when completely soft, and 8 inches fully erect. I've dated different races in the past, but most were Black, and many of them were around my fiancee's size or a little bigger, soft and hard. Also, 8+ inch dicks are definitely not rare for Black guys. I'd say common ranges for Black guys tend to be 7-9 inches, with 10+ inches being more rare, but still existent. I've been with two guys with 10+ inches, both Black, with one being exactly 10 inches and the other being 11.

[Birdlegs]

Ma’am your facts are literally just wrong😂 you can stimulate the gspot with your fingers 100% of girls I’ve been with I could reach their gspot with my fingers. I’m not saying bigger doesn’t feel better as I would have no idea but the majority of women are satisfied with their partners size and statistically most of those guys are between 4-6. The size discrepancy isn’t based on race as much as it is nationality. The average size in us is 5.5 where as a place like Haiti or Jamaica the average is about 7 inches. These are all pretty basic facts that are easy to look up

[Tiffany_Taylor_Made]

@Birdlegs: Just because you can stimulate yourself with your fingers doesn't mean you're hitting your G-spot. My G-spot is located deep, close to my cervix. If I'm fully aroused, there is no way I can reach my G-spot with my fingers. To do that, I need to use a toy that is, at the very least, 7 inches. The girls you were with were probably young teenagers with limited experience. Fingers can still make you orgasm because you can move them around in there and make it feel good, even if you're not reaching your G-spot. We don't know if most women are satisfied with their partner's size. For all we know, they might not care about size. They might be lying to avoid hurting his feelings. They might be cheating. They might be in relationships with men that are bigger than you think. As for what you said about Haiti and Jamaica, that makes sense. Within my experiences, Black guys do have the bigger dicks. You said the average was around 7 inches in those countries. Average means the statistical midpoint number. This means that close to 50% of men are 7 inches there and close to half are also bigger and smaller. That means, for example, in those countries, 6 inches and 8 inches are almost equally as common as 7 inches, while 5 and lower are rarer, and 9 and higher also are rarer. If what you said is true about men being 4-6 inches on average, you're increasing the margin of error because you can't have more than one average. That would literally mean that, potentially, close to half of all men could commonly be small as 3 inches and big as 7 inches. A range of most men commonly being 3-7 inches is very unlikely. A much more respectable average for America (as a whole including all races) could be 6 inches, with ranges from 5-7 inches being common as 6 and 4 or less and 8 or more being on the rarer side.

[Birdlegs]

Experience has nothing to do with it😂 you can physically feel the g spot it’s not very far in. It doesn’t move when you get aroused. And yes that’s what average means. The average in Jamaica/ Haiti is higher than the average in America so yes there’s statistically he same amount of 3 inches as 7 inches in America there are bell graphs that show these correlations. And I doubt women would lie in anonymous surveys 😂

[Tiffany_Taylor_Made]

@Birdlegs: Experience does have a lot to do with it. Do you seriously think that these young girls know what they're doing? Just because they're fingering themselves and getting pleasure from it doesn't mean they're touching their G-spot, unless of course they actually ARE one of those rare girls with a very shallow G-spot. They might have a very shallow vagina in general. Women are much more likely to orgasm through penetration the bigger the penis is. Not every woman is the same. My G-spot is very deep and I'm not the only woman like this. I'm pretty sure I know my body better than you do. The only way that you can reach the G-spot is when you're fully aroused because, when the vagina stretches, it allows the penis to reach it. As for the average, I don't believe you. There is no way that 3 inches in America is common. That's literally a micropenis and most men are bigger than that soft. 3-7 inches is way too much of a deviation. How do you know that all this is true anyway? You don't see the flaws in penis size studies?

[Tstrbrainer]

Interesting debate, but why? 😅 She's speaking from her experience and her preferences. Size matters, but at the same time it does, for both men and women. It's all a personal preference, I guess. And I don't think we can blindly rely on statistics in such areas. I'm sure these studies haven't measured millions of penises in a country. These average are taken from samples, which is subject to sampling error. Also, from what I read and experienced, the length of erected penis of a guy can slightly vary, depending on how he is aroused or depending on his state of mind

[Tstrbrainer]

*size matters, but at the same time it doesn't.

[SarahP080102]

Maybe it was scaled down because of Michelangelo's own insecurity

[TheCloud2]

@sarahp080102 Michelangelo's own insecurity?

[jshm2]

You're confused, or trolling, kiddo.

In Greek art, being depicted with a large penis is tantamount to saying "this idiot thinks with his dick". Hence why no one of note is ever sculpted or drawn with one.

They were not shallow people, and knew there are far more important things to preserve for the posterity. Also, from experience, so called "size queens" talk a good game, but are usually shit in bed.

[QuestionMark19]

The best selling dildo and vibrator on LoveHoney. co. uk is average sized. So size musn't be that big of a deal.

In terms of your question: Most guys are insecure, but I'd rather suck with 5 inches, than suck with 7. Vice-Versa, If you do well with 5 inches, the bigger guy looks like an idiot.

It's win-win.

[DrunkAss]

It's only proportionally small, no? He's like 17 feet tall. So even his little baby-looking completely unerect dong is probably like at least 9 inches. I think he'd be perfectly happy and secure with himself.

[On_the_other_hand]

Considering how large that statue is, I would guess women would be glad his penis wasn't to scale.

[pierre7i]

David might've been a grower not a shower?

[supercutebutt]

All man statues in history should have been made with engorged peens. A flaccid peen is never exciting in my opinion.

[Tstrbrainer]

Maybe they purposefully made them like that so as to not give crazy ideas and to protect the confidence of many husbands

[DJB72]

The renaissance artists minimised sex organs in their works because it wasn't erotica. If it had been, I'm sure Michaelangelo would have sculpted him standing to attention...

[Inexpensivefurniture]

I think at the time in ancient Greece small penises where meant to be a sign of intelligence. So the penis on the David is meant to be a compliment in a way

[Guthm]

agree

[TeeBar]

Dear girl, you must be very inexperienced with naked and aroused males.
There are two kinds of guys: growers and showers, the terms being self-explanatory.
Growers can be smaller than David yet when stimulated challenge Goliath, swelling in size to out-dick the showers. For daily life, being a grower is much more convenient as a large penis can be both a nuisance and an embarrassment when flopping around in one's trousers in public.

[bowenw]

It was probably made smaller so it wouldn't easily break off.

[Shdzi211]

So confident he even shaved a style.

[TheCloud2]

@shdzi211 Do you like it this way or completely shaved?

[Andres77]

He's a grower, not a shower...

[havingfun101]

TL;DR: the men most likely had normal sized penises.
According to the ancient scribes and online interviews with historians, men of the Greco-Roman world were often represented with smaller ding-a-lings as a sign of virility and masculinity.

[Jersey2]

Hey, hey, hey... to be fair it was chiseled out in a very drafted studio in winter! It’s called shrinkage and I suspect you know it. Cut a guy some slack.

Cheap ass Michelangelo starving artist crap with no decent source of heat!

[Shdzi211]

Small is small. He could have went in the summer. But no he even shaved for that occasion.

[Jersey2]

@Shdzi211 He shoulda had a chubby, a half an erection, then women would swoon. Anyway, the rumor is Michelangelo was paid to make it look small by the local store masons union so that their wives would feel like they married a big guy. It used to work well until the 1960s. That why all the guys to their wives to Florence to see this amazing sculpture. Shhhhh, it’s a bit of a secret.

[Shdzi211]

Secret for what?

[Jersey2]

@Shdzi211 For the husbands that take their wives to see the sculpture so their wives then realize their husband is huge in comparison. Women aren’t supposed to know so shhhhhh. I just broke the man code for you.

[Shdzi211]

Nobody cares in anycase

[Jersey2]

@Shdzi211 You are a certain kind of special. Toodles.

[Shdzi211]

No I mean nobody would really care about how big a statue dick is. I didn't mean like we don't care for real guys lol.

[Jersey2]

@Shdzi211 Lol. I think the post is all in good fun, that’s all.

[JackofSpades]

Mine is about 7' when erect.

But when it's flaccid it's not much bigger than his.

It's probably a pretty accurate representation of and average dick.

[joeldalton]

Maybe he’s a grower.

[Gedaria]

He could well be a grower.
He could easily have a 6ins penis.

[Meatunnel69]

Maybe he a grower not a shower dont presume his pecker is micro

[Pete671]

His penis is about the same size as mine, so yes probably, unless he got into SPH like I did,,,
Apparently in those times a large penis was considered ugly and undesirable, I can sort of see small dick guys getting all the top jobs, and when they're out at work their wives are getting a good seeing-to from the slave,,,

[thrombis]

Maybe he is a grower?

[Twalli]

For all we know Michaelangelo reduced the size.

[KrakenAttackin]

He's a grower not a show'er.