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Can you describe yourself as a hot mess even if you’re not hot?

Like you have broccoli in your teeth and accidentally had anal sex with your yoga instructor last night, and every time you take a selfie you have some sort of squint thing going on. Like breakfast is a chunk of cocaine and there’s a piece of toilet paper permanently stuck to the bottom of your boot.

We’ve all been there right? But is she a HOT mess?
Can you describe yourself as a hot mess even if you’re not hot?
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