Can you describe yourself as a hot mess even if you’re not hot?

Question

Like you have broccoli in your teeth and accidentally had anal sex with your yoga instructor last night, and every time you take a selfie you have some sort of squint thing going on. Like breakfast is a chunk of cocaine and there’s a piece of toilet paper permanently stuck to the bottom of your boot.

We’ve all been there right? But is she a HOT mess?

Answer 1

Smoke-n-Growls | 314 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

I've always thought "hot" in "hot mess" was more like an intensifier, not a positive thing.

Like, being a "mess" is something's like a garbage dump - terrible, things are bad, etc.

And a "hot mess" is that same garbage dump after stewing in mid-summer heat for a month. It's just that much worse.

Answer 2

Anonymous

Why is it that anal sex appears in literally everything you post? Do you have an anal fixation? Are you an anal aficionado? Do you love a stiff dick in your pooper? It's OK, I've known a lot of women like you.

Answer 3

godfatherfan | 4.8K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

The saying "hot mess" has nothing to do with how the person looks. The saying does not mean "I am hot and I am a mess".

Answer 4

magiusX26 | 3.2K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

the term hot in this phrase has nothing to do with looks (hott). it kind of reffers more to something like cooked shit (turds).

Answer 5

Phoenix98 | 5.5K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

Lol yeah that be an adequate description most of the time.

Answer 6

havingfun101 | 271 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 7

Yoga is just lazy stretching; we all know what's going on in there.

Answer 7

Anonymous

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve accidentally had anal sex with my yoga instructor, I’d have about $32.50

Opinion Owner

10 d
Also my yoga instructor is a lady. Just to clear that up.
psychoticanimallover

10 d
Not being rude, but don’t flatter yourself. You’d have $32.25 and you know it.
Opinion Owner

10 d
Yeah it’s true
Show All Show Less
psychoticanimallover

10 d
Mine too.

Answer 8

Opinion Owner

Also my yoga instructor is a lady. Just to clear that up.

Answer 9

psychoticanimallover

Not being rude, but don’t flatter yourself. You’d have $32.25 and you know it.

Answer 10

Opinion Owner

Yeah it’s true

Answer 11

psychoticanimallover

Mine too.

Answer 12

Hangry22 | 1K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

That's more like a hot shitty mess

Answer 13

ChefPapiChulo | 347 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Explorer

This came off as psychotic rambling to me.

Answer 14

Iron_Man | 10.2K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

I’m doing great

Answer 15

tripptt9 | 469 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 6

Will you marry me

Answer 16

Valnac | 10.9K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

That’s disgusting.

Answer 17

msc545 | 2.5K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

Yes, she IS!

Can you describe yourself as a hot mess even if you’re not hot?

AI Bot Choice

Most Helpful Guys

What Girls & Guys Said

Related myTakes