LOL 🤣My girlfriend stroked my penis while i'm sleeping totally naked until the sperm went out everywhere than turned me on my side, put her 2 feet on my bum and pushed me outside the bed falling on the floor, i woke up lost and not knowing what happened while she was laughing and i saw the sperm on everywhere on the blanket 😂😂😂
Omg that’s too funny 😂😂 sounds like she got you good!
Hahahaha, yeah it was so funny and weird at the same time, till now i can't understand how she managed to bring the sperm outside while i'm sleeping 🤣🤣🤣When i asked her how did it work? She told me that it's a secret and that she was bored and decided to bring the sperm out 🥵
Props to your girlfriend for being intimate in a creative way. Lol you must be a very heavy sleeper for you not to feel it or maybe you thought it was a dream.
You girls are amazing when it comes to love and sex 🤩I surely thought that it was a dream, i'm not a heavy sleeper but for sure i might have thought that it was a dream 🤣🤣🤣She told me that she thought that my penis is going to shoot a drop or two and didn't knew that it's going to rain sperm everywhere 😂To my surprise she was dressed and told i'm going out, put this blanket in the washing machine, i told where is she going? She told me that she's going for shopping with her best friend, i was surprised 😳I followed her naked to the door, took my penis and stroked it fast and told her: "babeeeere i lovee youuu, she laughed and said: i don't think that there is any sperm left inside, have mercy on your testicles but anyways cu later and closed the door" 😅😅😅😅 She didn't have time to wait to see if anything will come out again 😅
When we’re crazy attracted to a man, the possibilities when it comes to sex are endless. The element of surprise can work very well when it comes to sex, giving a hand job while you’re asleep, lol you’ll never see it coming. It’s just something about doing that which makes it sexy.
I agree with you, your a smart girl and you will surely make a guy who deserves you very happy 😁Before she went out, when i followed her naked to the door, i really wanted my sperm to come out but she was right, nothing was left inside 😅😅😅So when she closed the door and went out, i was like noooooooooo, i grabbed my 2 balls and wanted to squeeze them till they pop cause they failed me 😂😂😂😂
Aww well sounds like you two have a great time together and thanks lol I sure will! My ex who I referred to in my original comment is hooked apparently 🙃
You will find someone who will love you and never leaves you because i can feel that your a great girl 😊You also like to have fun with the guy that you will love, there is nothing like love and sex and doing everything with the person that you love so you laugh from your heart!I noticed that she always likes to bring the sperm out, she loves seeing my penis shooting a lot of cum out which makes me wonder if the majority of girls are like that 🤔😂It's like my girlfriend is telling me "oh i love your penis and balls but if there is no sperm, than NAHHHH not worth it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah I will and of course we like you guys’ parts just like y’all like ours lol
A girl's body is like a cake, it's fully eatable from head to toe 😍Before having sex with a girl i always thought that girls might not like guys who ejaculates a lot, it means a big quantity of sperm comes out, so i was so happy when i knew that it's the opposite way 😁When a girl receives lots of sperm from her man, it means that he's attracted to her and loves her so much!
This is all very true 😄💯
Dammmn your such a nice girl 😛Today i cannot see her, she's going to visit me tomorrow!I'm about to go crazy after remembering all these stuff 😂What should i do now? 🤯
Thank you, I’m just being myself. Best advice I can give try to just be cool and act like your normal self. I’m sure if you were to initiate anything or vice versa she wouldn’t turn you down.
I'm naaaaakkked right now can't wait for tomorrow 🥵Do you want me to bring the sperm out right now? Just say "bring it all out" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah I’m good. I’m just giving helpful advice is all. Save that for your girlfriend.
I was just jk with you to make you laugh, i felt that your sad and i don't want you to be sad, i'm thankful for you cause you were so nice, if i didn't have a girlfriend, i'll surely would fall for you because your a queen 🥰Good luck 🙂
Thanks, nice to know I give off quite an impression to someone who barely knows me. I’m glad you’re joking because I’m not that kind of girl at all. I’m not sad but thanks for trying to make me feel better anyway. You’re a little bit older than my taste, but thanks for the compliment.Good luck to you as well.
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Ohhh that's so sweet of you, my girlfriend is the opposite of you 🤣We were sleeping in bed and i was fully naked, i felt that she was stroking my penis and whispered in my ear: "does it feel good babe?" I told her: "ohhh yeah", after a minute i told her that the sperm is about to come out and she said "oh noooo", my eyes were still closed and suddenly she punched my 2 balls with an uppercut and i felt like my balls went up to my throat than went down, i was shocked and screamed aaaaaaaaaaaa whyyyyyy? She laughed and told me: "wake up YOU and YOUR SPERM" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You even get exited by believing this nonsense you talking. You don't know anything about Sex. You never had a girlfriend it's clear. You sound stupid. Liar
I swear that i'm not lying, just wanted to tell you that she's rough, it's up to you if you believe me or not!
@Anonymous Why would he lie about that? 🤔
@sd1223 i was telling the truth and i do like it because i remember how much fun and weird it was 😂
Oh I’m with you @Asker I believe you, she’s just hating on you is all
@sd1223 thank you sweetheart, your an awesome girl 😘
@Asker No problem!