Is it smart to tell my crush that im going to masturbate to her later?

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She barely knows me

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GirlGuy

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4 d

Seems like a good way to introduce myself

4 d

I hope she isn't scared

Answer 1

MrNameless | 1.5K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

"She barely knows me"

It will more than likely end in catastrophic failure, especially if you don't know if she likes you back. That's just going to come off creepy as fuck.

I'd only say it if you've already gotten physical with them and at least had the talk with them.

MrNameless

3 d
which means you'd have to be at least talking with them and making out with the.. preferably in some kind of relationihip with them.

Answer 2

MrNameless

which means you'd have to be at least talking with them and making out with the.. preferably in some kind of relationihip with them.

Answer 3

lukiduki

Xper 5

Do yourself a favor... do not ever mention that shit to your crush unless you explicitly know she'll get off to it. Which you dont... the fuck?

lukiduki

4 d
Fuck it... if you're dead set on it by all means, maybe you'll get lucky and she's a freak... but you fucking up big time here. This isn't a porno shoot

Answer 4

lukiduki

Fuck it... if you're dead set on it by all means, maybe you'll get lucky and she's a freak... but you fucking up big time here. This isn't a porno shoot

Answer 5

helva | 5K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

When you do tell I’m afraid your chances to be more than just a man she barely knows go to zero.

helva

8 h
Thanks for mho.

Answer 6

helva

Thanks for mho.

Answer 7

CurlyGirl42 | 190 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 6

no.. only let a girl know if you already have a sexual relation

Meatunnel69

4 d
Hard to get to that point

Answer 8

Meatunnel69

Hard to get to that point

Answer 9

RemoErdosain | 852 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

It's not just smart, it's brilliant. Many guys have gotten laid by using that ordinary phrase

Answer 10

OlderAndWiser | 17.1K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

It will make a big impression on her!

Or maybe it will make a small impression on her!

Meatunnel69

4 d
I see what you did there
OlderAndWiser

4 d
Just having fun with an obviously nonsense question!

Answer 11

Meatunnel69

I see what you did there

Answer 12

OlderAndWiser

Just having fun with an obviously nonsense question!

Answer 13

JPrez | 1K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

Yeah dude, I’d say this is better than giving her flowers or candy.

Answer 14

Anonymous

How could it fail to impress her. You're doing her a favor by spilling your seed to the thought of her. That means that you are depriving all of the many many women who crave your seed... all because you like her more

Meatunnel69

4 d
I agree
Opinion Owner

4 d
Tell her that you like to eat it afterwards while thinking of her
RemoErdosain

4 d
Wait, what? XD
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Opinion Owner

4 d
@RemoErdosain Women love to hear a man tell them that they will eat their own cum which is the result of them jerking off to that same pretty lady. All women like that. It's endearing, just like little puppies and kittens.

Answer 15

Meatunnel69

I agree

Answer 16

Opinion Owner

Tell her that you like to eat it afterwards while thinking of her

Answer 17

RemoErdosain

Wait, what? XD

Answer 18

Opinion Owner

@RemoErdosain Women love to hear a man tell them that they will eat their own cum which is the result of them jerking off to that same pretty lady. All women like that. It's endearing, just like little puppies and kittens.

Answer 19

Anonymous

If she's only your crush and nothing more, I wouldn't tell her that

Answer 20

pigoat | 2.5K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Depends on you guys relationship

Answer 21

msc545 | 2.4K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

Keep it to yourself. You will sound like a creep otherwise.

Answer 22

clampfan101 | 4.4K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

Sure, if you want her avoiding you.

Answer 23

scooogy | 4.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Trolling should be a report category sometimes.

Answer 24

chubbycrow | 62 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Xper 3

idek

chubbycrow

4 d
actually depends. how's she as a person. ik some girls super into you or very slutty love hearing that

Answer 25

chubbycrow

actually depends. how's she as a person. ik some girls super into you or very slutty love hearing that

Answer 26

NorthwestRider | 2.1K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Lol okay

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