Is it smart to tell my crush that im going to masturbate to her later?

[Meatunnel69]

She barely knows me

[MrNameless]

"She barely knows me"

It will more than likely end in catastrophic failure, especially if you don't know if she likes you back. That's just going to come off creepy as fuck.

I'd only say it if you've already gotten physical with them and at least had the talk with them.

[MrNameless]

which means you'd have to be at least talking with them and making out with the.. preferably in some kind of relationihip with them.

[lukiduki]

Do yourself a favor... do not ever mention that shit to your crush unless you explicitly know she'll get off to it. Which you dont... the fuck?

[lukiduki]

Fuck it... if you're dead set on it by all means, maybe you'll get lucky and she's a freak... but you fucking up big time here. This isn't a porno shoot

[helva]

When you do tell I’m afraid your chances to be more than just a man she barely knows go to zero.

[helva]

Thanks for mho.

[CurlyGirl42]

no.. only let a girl know if you already have a sexual relation

[Meatunnel69]

Hard to get to that point

[RemoErdosain]

It's not just smart, it's brilliant. Many guys have gotten laid by using that ordinary phrase

[OlderAndWiser]

It will make a big impression on her!

Or maybe it will make a small impression on her!

[Meatunnel69]

I see what you did there

[OlderAndWiser]

Just having fun with an obviously nonsense question!

[JPrez]

Yeah dude, I’d say this is better than giving her flowers or candy.

[pigoat]

Depends on you guys relationship

[chubbycrow]

idek

[chubbycrow]

actually depends. how's she as a person. ik some girls super into you or very slutty love hearing that

[NorthwestRider]

Lol okay

[clampfan101]

Sure, if you want her avoiding you.

[scooogy]

Trolling should be a report category sometimes.

[msc545]

Keep it to yourself. You will sound like a creep otherwise.

[Anonymous]

If she's only your crush and nothing more, I wouldn't tell her that

[Anonymous]

How could it fail to impress her. You're doing her a favor by spilling your seed to the thought of her. That means that you are depriving all of the many many women who crave your seed... all because you like her more

[Meatunnel69]

I agree

[Opinion Owner]

Tell her that you like to eat it afterwards while thinking of her

[RemoErdosain]

Wait, what? XD

[Opinion Owner]

@RemoErdosain Women love to hear a man tell them that they will eat their own cum which is the result of them jerking off to that same pretty lady. All women like that. It's endearing, just like little puppies and kittens.