Is it odd to sexually fantasise about this?

[psychoticanimallover]

So you’re in a taxi and the driver is a maniac who refuses to drive slower than 90mph. He’s throwing you around the car and as you struggle to sit up straight you realise your tampon has become dislodged and is slipping out. You get dropped off in a small village where you were planning to browse a second hand bookshop, but you’re very uncomfortable so you decide to find a bathroom and replace the tampon. You search around for ages but there’s nowhere with a public restroom for you to use, and by now the tampon is practically out your cooch, so you decide to find somewhere quiet to remove it. You find an alleyway, pull your underwear down and hook your leg up against the wall while you grab the string and start to remove the dripping, bloody piece of cotton. You’re suddenly aware of footsteps in the alleyway and you turn, aghast, to see a tall businessman walking straight towards you. He’s on his phone and hasn’t noticed you but his eyes glance up and he takes in the scene - woman with leg up on the wall, bloody tampon in her hand. You’re mortified, but strangely he begins to smile. You’re unsure whether he’s amused by the situation, or smiling out of nervousness or embarrassment, but as he approaches you he slows down and finally he says, “I love the smell of a woman’s womb lining,” and takes the tampon gently from your hand. He sets down his briefcase, opens his mouth and pours the tampon into it like it’s an oyster. You’re shocked but you don’t react - instead you stare straight ahead with wide eyes and gradually remember that you’re flashing your hairy vulva at him. Modestly you put your leg down, then you say to him, “How did it taste?” Instead of answering, he throws you against the wall, takes his large umbrella, and starts pounding your pussy with its entire length. Your period blood mixes with your actual blood on the ground below, and the man precedes to cum in his suit trousers with a loud grunt. He offers you a Paracetamol and then he leaves with a wink.

[msc545]

Thank you for sharing this.

That is certainly a VERY unique fantasy! Maybe you should actually write erotic stories on medium. com or someplace like that? You would be paid for them. I do some writing on medium myself - I urge you to give it a try!

[havingfun101]

Simp

[msc545]

@havingfun101 Go fuck yourself.

[havingfun101]

You're what happens when women can't get married; they devolve into fear porn huffing, cat hoarding, ghouls.

[psychoticanimallover]

-can’t +won’t 😊

[havingfun101]

Liar. Unlike men, women have nothing but benefits from marriage and cohabitation. You're obviously fat, crazy and dumb or you'd be leeching off of some beta cuck like the other soulless voids.

[psychoticanimallover]

Benefits? From an institution designed to turn women into domestic slaves and baby-making machines? An institution that literally strips a woman of her name and assigns her with a new one? An institution that defines a man’s worth as his ability to be successful while defining a woman’s worth as her ability to open her legs? Okay lol. 😌

[havingfun101]

Try his money and children, then child support, alimony and whatever else she can grab when she divorces him, as it is in 75% of cases. Marriage, cohabitation and childbirth are at all time lows and women lose 90% of their eggs by age thirty. Maybe there'll be a new toy called the fidget spinster?

[psychoticanimallover]

So divorce benefits women then, not marriage lol.

[havingfun101]

I mentioned his money and children straight away. You're dumb even for a girl.

[psychoticanimallover]

Pfft a woman can earn her own money, and if we wants kids we can either adopt, use a sperm donor or fuck some drunk guy in a bar without a condom. You are actually starting to make marriage sound mighty fun though! I never realised it was such a blast!

[havingfun101]

Then why is childbirth at an all time low? The money is why, we're not paying out like we used to... oops. You'll always have your vampire porn and cat parasites to keep you company, ya ghoul.

[psychoticanimallover]

I’m certainly happy. Hope you are too. Just make sure you look after your right wrist. Good luck!

[havingfun101]

My wrist can take care of itself and happiness is a crutch, like family, love and friendship. See you in later, porn.

[Hangry22]

Damn that sounds like one of those Wattpad stories before his period fetish of course

[bowenw]

It is not odd to fantasize about anything. Very well written and it paints a very vivid picture in my imagination. Readers in the USA and Canada may not know what Paracetamol is.

[carlonpio]

Yes it's odd u should check yourself o

[larry69]

This is very hot and exciting. I would love to be that man.

[Meldrum]

Odd? Well, feeling a bit insecure maybe. I don't ever have that kind of nightmare though.

[KrakenAttackin]

Jesus...