I accidentally touched a penis and it swelled up. Are men allergic to me?

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All this sucking or squeezing the poison out stuff sounds scary, I might not do it right. I’ll just have to play it safe and carry an EpiPen with me at all times so I can thrust it into any allergic swollen penises that I happen to accidentally touch. Hopefully this will help to prevent disaster in the future.
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Most Helpful Girls

  • That happened to me once. There was this guy sitting beside me in the dentist waiting room and I accidentally pulled down his trousers and accidentally put his dick in my mouth and accidentally sucked like he was a straw in a strawberry smoothie. He wasn’t allergic to me though, it didn’t swell up at all. Stayed floppy the entire time. Guess I’m less of an allergen to men LOL no offence hun.

  • That man seems to be. I don't know about all men though; you would have to touch a lot more penises to justify that conclusion.

    • Definitely 😂😂😂. I'm sure many guys would love to check whether they are allergic to women

Most Helpful Guys

  • Weird that you don't know this. But he simply got excited for you.
    If you don't know about this, just wait until you find out what else that penis can do. Especially when you rub or suck on it for about 5 minutes.

  • Funny.
    Unless you're being serious, in which case it's hillarious.

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  • Nice funny for a Saturday night! LOL

  • Maybe. It can really be bad if it leaks white pus.

  • I do not need the epi pen just some great touching.

  • Such a thoughtful girl, yes maybe you're a pretty poison so you stab that worm with your medicine pen, nurse.

  • Yes, men are allergic to you. That means they will swell every time you touch their penis. However, being allergic to you is a gift you give them.

  • this is some fake shit, but he’s probably having a erection.

  • This is a joke posting, right?

  • Probably the opposite. If it shriveled up it's a sign they are allergic.

  • Learning disability detected

  • No, it just means he liked your touch

  • LOL. Your kidding right?

  • Yeah

    • 😨 @Update

  • Yeah, stay away from us.

  • How can you accidentally touched a penis?

  • Well, define "Swell up"...

    Did it get puffy and red, or more long and stiff?

    Did it look blistered, or more thick?

    I'm wondering if this is a serious Medical question, or a troll.

  • This is a ridiculous question

  • Wtf? 😂😂

  • I doubt that if the penis swelled up in a good way that's called an erection but if it's swelled up the bad way you may want to get yourself tested

  • It might be some kind of reaction. I would suggest you apply cream to the swollen part vigorously in a back and forward motion and see if that can release the pressure.

  • You really can't be that naive about that subject

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