Would you buy a candle that smells like my vagina?

Question

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling candles that smell like her snatch. Is there a market for this and should I start an etsy shop selling my vagina candles?

MrOracle · Accepted Answer

Only delusional hyper-feminist SJW whackos would buy anything that Paltrow sells (whether that's a product or her "ideas").

KyleAbe · Accepted Answer

Honestly probably not. But i would be lying if i said that i am not curious about them. I really wonder if they do.

Jenny4455 · Accepted Answer

Why does anyone buy ridiculous, overpriced, 'unique' things. To show off to anyone they can that they have

psychoticanimallover · Accepted Answer

I would feel uncomfortable setting your vagina alight and eventually giving you to a charity shop.

purplepoppy · Answer

Why not "I've masturbated with this candle" I'm sure plenty of guys would buy them

Agape93 · Answer

Ew no

TeeBar · Answer

Gross, but success depends on a catchy product name, logo, catch phrase, and advertising: I'd suggest copyrighting the name "Cunt Candles"...

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Yes, I like to buy candles that smell like Vaginal discharge or Vagina scent
I can remember my third cousin was fingering herself in the living room
and I walked in on her just finishing up and wow the room scent was
vagina odor

andreasderjuengere · Answer

A weeeeeeeeird world this is :D

bowenw · Answer

I'm not sure. Where would they be used? On a dining room table?

Massageman · Answer

There is probably a market for just about anything, I just won't happen to fall into this niche.

Andres77 · Answer

A guy is walking down the street and He sees a vendor's booth with the sign "Pussy Flavored Apples"
He walks up to the vendor and says "how is it possible to have an apple that tastes like a pussy?"
The vendor gives him an apple... the guy takes a bite and spits it out...
" Ugh... this tastes like ass!"
Vendor says" Turn it around..."

genericname85 · Answer

i personally a: do not believe it smells like her actual pussy and b: would find it super disgusting if it actually did. so that's a hard nope for me.

but you know there's people who buy worn underwear and bathwater and shit... so certainly there is a market for shuch crap.

worldscolide · Answer

Yeah absolutely not, Eww.

havingfun101 · Answer

Woman Logic alert

Jamie05rhs · Answer

Ew. Wtf

joeldalton · Answer

What does it smell like? Smoked salmon?

Mijopapi215 · Answer

Na I mean if they were gonna sell a candle that smells like a vagina it needs to be a hot 18 yr old virgin's vagina. Not some old washed up actress.

Surely · Answer

I would not buy them regardless of who they smelled like. But yours probably smells better than hers, Someone is making beer out of vaginal yeast.  What will be next?