AM I the only one who thinks Michael Myers is sexy?

Yoda

Like with the mask on, I don't want to know what he's supposed to look like ever. I love the mystery and the mask is sexy af. Something about him... he's so strong and tall and... watching any of the Halloween's gets me all wet. Wahhh I want daddy Myers to put his dilly dong in my kitty so bad lmao

AM I the only one who thinks Michael Myers is sexy?

AM I the only one who thinks Michael Myers is sexy?

AM I the only one who thinks Michael Myers is sexy?

You're crazier than I thought

Yes gimme that daddy Myers dilly dong

I'm just gonna go...

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GirlGuy

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1 mo

I bet he has a big dick

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marvingayer
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Okay so honestly I'd have to say yes it just depends on the scenario for me and whether I know the person or not aswell as if I know when it's going to happen.

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Jjpayne | 4.1K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Master

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Oh, I can totally see it! I'm pretty sure he's dom in the bedroom! For me though, I need the other side of the gender

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DizzyDesii | 6.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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1 mo

Girl bye. I scrolled past his pics so fast. I can't look at that ninja at night. Im still scared of the mf hands down 😭

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- lanadelrey25
  
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  Yeah he's scary but he stroke me with his knife any day
- DizzyDesii
  
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- lanadelrey25
  
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  lmfao
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- iFarted
  
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  I did just answer if I mind my own business or not soo :x
- DizzyDesii
  
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  @iFarted lmao
niya_2006
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Omgzzz
The B vote made me spit my soda out Lmaooooo
And that update tho... Lmao

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Lynx122 | 952 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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1 mo

You should play Dead by Daylight. You can play as him there ^^ Or you can play as one of the survivors trying not to get killed. I heard this game has a ton of girls playing it who probably have the same fantasies as you :D. You are pretty weird but I don't really care or judge people it doesn't matter to me what gets people off if it's legal.

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- Lynx122
  
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  www.youtube.com/watch
  Your question reminded me of this song for some reason. I love it, this intro has to be one of the best ever :)
- lanadelrey25
  
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  Lmao I have DBD, I play it daily.
- Lynx122
  
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  I knew it :D
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- lanadelrey25
  
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  Every time daddy Myers is the killer, I can't help but to not struggle or run away from him...
JPrez | 1.8K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Yoda

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Well, I am jealous of his powers of teleportation, his incredible speed at tracking people down and his ability to always show up where hot girls are.

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- lanadelrey25
  
  1 mo
  hahah lmao
slatyb | 6.6K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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1 mo

Isn't he the guy who played Garth and Austin Powers? He doesn't look very tall to me.

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- lanadelrey25
  
  1 mo
  No, mike Myers is an actor, Michael Myers is a character...
- lanadelrey25
  
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  The character Michael Myers is like 6'5
GoogleWasMyIdea
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Hollyween sex with costumes would be fun. Would you let your boyfriend wear a Michael Myers mask?

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- lanadelrey25
  
  1 mo
  Hell yeah! But what I'd rather I'm not gonna say here
magiusX26 | 3.4K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Yoda

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you do know james spader never got involved in the franchise right?

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- lanadelrey25
  
  1 mo
  *sighs* yes.
- magiusX26
  
  1 mo
  lol. this one kinda baffles me but what ever.
worldscolide | 3.5K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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1 mo

God i read this and thought you were talking about the guy that played Austin Powers.. Wow.

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- lanadelrey25
  
  1 mo
  LOL that's Mike Myers
- worldscolide
  
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  Right!, Though that would mean you have a thing for James T Kirk too, cause thats the mask lol
- lanadelrey25
  
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  Haha he's ok but something about the mask being white and... altered really completes it
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- worldscolide
  
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  oh agreed makes it ultra creepy
- lanadelrey25
  
  1 mo
  ultra sexy
NYCQuestions1976 | 1.5K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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1 mo

So... you're saying you want to get stabbed while you're getting stabbed? 🤔

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- lanadelrey25
  
  1 mo
  Well, I wanna get penetrated by his dick more than his knife
- NYCQuestions1976
  
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  https://youtu.be/gzHfPN2SC1I
- lanadelrey25
  
  1 mo
  lmao
yofuknutz | 109 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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You know what I can't even

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Tyrese101
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1 mo

I'm sure you're not the only one, also can you dm me?

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- lanadelrey25
  
  1 mo
  why?
- Tyrese101
  
  1 mo
  I want to ask you something in private.
- Tyrese101
  
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  Wait, that came out wrong...
  
  I mean that I want to be friends with you... I think we could get along together. I think you're kinda cool and you're close my my age so...
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- lanadelrey25
  
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  Yeah exactly, I only like men in their 40's and up. It's not u lol it's just my type. But I'll let u ask me something in private
- Tyrese101
  
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  I respect it, can you send me a message first? My Xper level is too low
- lanadelrey25
  
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  Yeah but u have to allow messages
- Tyrese101
  
  1 mo
  Allowed
GoodGuyBreakingBad | 7K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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1 mo

Yeah, Michael Myers is Sexy as Hell, go for it @lanadelrey25 LMFAO

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- GoodGuyBreakingBad
  
  1 mo
  @lanadelrey25 Oh my I'm gosh LMAO
Jayla2000 | 85 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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Lmao gurl, u on some next level shit 🤪

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- lanadelrey25
  
  1 mo
  Yeah probably
- Jayla2000
  
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  🤗🤗🤗
Mijopapii215
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But in Rob Zombie's Halloween they showed him he was a fat kid lol.

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Diversity_Hire | 282 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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The dumb ones pound the hardest. 😘

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- lanadelrey25
  
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  Lmao he's not dumb
- Diversity_Hire
  
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  It's a line I ripped from Big Mouth, lol.
  
  No, he isn't dumb, he is just... different.
  
  I fucking love Michael Myers and most of the Halloween franchise, but I have to hold the candle for Jason Voorhees.
- lanadelrey25
  
  1 mo
  haha jason is one crazy mothafucker
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- Diversity_Hire
  
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  Right? How familiar are you with him, because I can really nerd out here?
- lanadelrey25
  
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  Not very, but I'm happy to learn!
- Diversity_Hire
  
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  Ermehgerd
- lanadelrey25
  
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  lmao
- Diversity_Hire
  
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  So Jason, right, he's this physically and mentally handicapped kid; hydrocephalic head and all kinds of other goodies. I say goodies, because it's 1956(8?) and he is ripe for being shit on.
  
  Anyhow, his mother is the cook at a summer camp; this summer camp is on a lake, Jason can't swim, and kids are cunts. Long story short, little Jason drowns. Not long after, some councilors are murdered; camp is closed.
  
  Fast forward to 1979 and a soap opera actress agrees to play Pamela Voorhees, Jason's mother, in the low budget film Friday the 13th. She uses the money to pay off her car.
  
  The camp is set to be open, people die, crazy twist is soap opera lady is the murderer.
  
  Fast-forward to 1982 when Paramount decides that despite the murderer being firmly killed off, Friday the 13th deserves a sequel. Because money.
  
  Turns out, ol' Jason has actually been living in the woods all this time, somehow surviving the drowning, and he saw his mother murdered. Suffice it to say, he is unhappy and in one weekend that spanned from 1982 to 1984 he murdered a shit ton of folks; his wrath stopped only when Corey Feldman shaves his stupid head.
  
  Later, after a failed 5th film, they bring Jason back to life with the power of electricity. At this point, obviously, Jason is a zombie; as such he is able to kill a bunch of other stupid 30 year old teenagers over the course of a number of films. Over that time he is set on fire, electrocuted again, fights a Carrie knock-off, drives a boat from a lake to New Jersey, and end up in Toronto and Times Square. Oh, also space. Also, Freddy Vs. Jason.
  
  Oh, and a reboot that was good but also terrible.
  
  💜💜💜
- lanadelrey25
  
  1 mo
  Wow... slightly confusing lmao but a hot mess
- Diversity_Hire
  
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  I'd be happy to explain anything that needs it, but I recommend watching all the films.
  
  9 and 10 are fucking terrible, 9 I didn't even mention in my summary. Most of the films are ridiculous, but fun in a terrible 80's way.
  
  12 total films if you include Freddy Vs. Jason, but the original 8 Paramount films are the best.
iFarted | 2.9K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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1 mo

Too much dead by daylight for you!
JK.

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- lanadelrey25
  
  1 mo
  Lmao
menina | 3.1K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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Yes you are the only one who thinks that. 😂😂😂

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Gwenhwyfar | 2.9K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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In a certain mood I totally get it

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SuccessfulHornDog | 6.9K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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Til death do you part

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Paulychicago10 | 861 opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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And just turn around, and walk away... 😋😋

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COMMODOREII | 14.4K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
Master

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Not again. 🙈

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- lanadelrey25
  
  1 mo
  What?
- COMMODOREII
  
  1 mo
  I think this is why i love you so much. Lol my beautiful friend. *hugs* lol
- lanadelrey25
  
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  Oh my god lmao what do u mean not again? Trust me, he's not an obsession
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- COMMODOREII
  
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  Maybe not one of your many obsessions but he is adored in some way. 😋
- lanadelrey25
  
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  Yeah he's definitely adored :)
- COMMODOREII
  
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  Lol *hugs*
- lanadelrey25
  
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  Oh and by the way I don't' have many obsessions, I strongly liked Piers Morgan but the only person I'm "obsessed" with is James Spader so i wouldn't call that many.
- COMMODOREII
  
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  Im writing a list. Lol
Avicenna | 6.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.
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lol, yeah

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