How can I hide it?

Anonymous

I just ordered a fake vagina and though they send it in a discreet packet, I know that my flatmate (girl) is going to want to know what's inside as soon as we receive it and I'm to embarrased to show it. How can I hide it or tell her that I don't want her to know what's inside without raising her suspicion?

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Wowie101 Xper 6
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Well first of all she shouldn’t be opening your packages. Second just tell her It’s a cream for a rash down there. She probably won’t ask questions. Finally if the cats out of the bag and she sees it tell her it’s for a practical joke you’re pulling on a friend.
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- Asker
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  I would be even more embarrassed with the cream idea xD
Hogwheels Xper 6
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Just tell her it's personal and tell her in a serious tone. Make sure you have a really good hiding space for it. It sounds like she's snoopy.

Is she the kind of girl who would go around telling all your friends?
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- Asker
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  The thing is we are very good friends and we share almost everything so if I tell her that she'll think something's wrong I don't think she would tell anyone without my consent, maybe just her boyfriend
- Hogwheels
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  Well, I doubt she'll think any less of you for having one. There's nothing wrong with you hiding it, but if she finds out just ask her not to tell anyone. She might tease you, but that's just in friendly fun. I was also housemates with a very choose female friend, and I never owned a pocket pussy, but if I did and she found out, I would be petrified immediately, and she would definitely tease me, but then I know she would've told me it's no big deal and then it would be no big deal.
- Asker
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  Yes I suppose she would tease me and we would make fun out of it but I'm just so shy...

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Shdzi211 Xper 5
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Just tell her it's non of her business. It's private
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- Asker
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  The thing is we are very good friends and we share almost everything so if I tell her that she'll think something's wrong
- Shdzi211
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  If you're that good friends then tell her straight what it is
- Asker
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  But I would be so embarrased... She is very open but I'm very shy, we're opposites in that sense
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- Shdzi211
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  So don't worry how she feels tell her it's personal and you don't want her to know what it is
- Asker
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  I don't know... I think she'll just ask any day that we get drunk and I'll confess it and regret it next day
Anonymous
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Does she have dildos?
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- Asker
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  She has a satisfyer. She inmediately let me know when her friends bought it for her
- Opinion Owner
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  Then don't even try and hide your toy. Just show it to her, and then you'll have nothing to worry about. Heck, maybe you guys could use your toys together.
- Asker
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  Naaa, she has a boyfriend and we are not sexually interested in each other
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- Hogwheels
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  If she has a toy herself that she uses, there's no way she'll care if you got one. If you really can't hide it from her, then just ask her to keep it a secret.
- Opinion Owner
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  I would still show it to her. She most likely think it's interesting. Just make a joke about it. Tell her that your new girlfriend just came in the mail.
- Hogwheels
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  😂 that would be hilarious. If she's really that close of a friend, she will definitely laugh at that.
- Asker
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  I like the new girlfriend joke, she always tries to help me getting dates on Tinder and knows I'm not very lucky in that sense so...
- Opinion Owner
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  @Hogwheels I bet she will laugh.
- Opinion Owner
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  @asker, Tell her it's your new girlfriend, Sally. :)
- Hogwheels
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  The asker is @mrmojorisingo
- Asker
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  Why Sally?
- Opinion Owner
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  @Hogwheels Right
- Opinion Owner
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  You can pick any name you want, but make sure to give her a name. Later you can tell her you have a date with Sally tonight.
- Asker
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  Then I think I'll name her Lucía, it's a long story but she will surely laugh with that one
- Opinion Owner
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  Awesome. Introduce the two of them.
- Asker
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  You mean the real Lucía or the fake Lucía?
- Opinion Owner
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  Both
- Asker
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  She already knows the real one quite well, as I said, long story
- Opinion Owner
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  Oh, then you picked a good name for the new one. Your roommate will think you want to fuck the real version.
- Asker
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  She already knows that xD
- Opinion Owner
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  Have you tried?
- Asker
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  Yes, didn't end well. I can tell you the whole story through DM if you want.
- Opinion Owner
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  I actually am no heading out to work.
- Asker
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  Ok, let me now if you want to hear it any other time. Thanks for your suggestions, they were great!

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Trooper205 Yoda
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Well, I'm sure if you tell Her straight, You'll feel better, especially if it ever accidentally turns up later. You know?

What would help is if She had toys of Her own, She would understand and I think it would lessen the embarrassment!
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- Asker
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  She has toys of her own. It's not like I'm scared of her reaction or anything like that, it's just that I'm too shy to tell her that I bought a toy to masturbate myself
- Trooper205
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  I mean, that makes sense. As far as knowing how to "open up" without feeling embarrassed, I don't have many ideas at this point.
ShadowedSoul Xper 7
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You need a therapy?
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Anonymous
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Its none of her business
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- Asker
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  The thing is we are very good friends and we share almost everything so if I tell her that she'll think something's wrong
- Opinion Owner
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  So just tell her since you're very good friends and share almost everything, no big deal right?
- Asker
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  Yes, but I'm very shy
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- Opinion Owner
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  I call it bs.