Who in your family would make the best prostitute?

The economy is in tatters because of covid but not to worry the government has a plan. Every family is to provide one prostitute, male or female, to work in state run brothels for a month. (The money raised will go to rebuilding the country so it's your patriotic duty to pay a visit)

But who would your family choose as the prostitute? The granny, knowing no one would bang her? the hot daughter to really stimulate the economy? Yourself?
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  • I really don't think that pimping out my 12-year-old granddaughter or 16-year-old grandson is in the best interest of the family. Mom's 104 so I really don't think she'd be up for it. I have a niece that just lost her husband at 50 and she's hot but she has a business to run and her dad would prolly kill me if I pimped her out. I just can't think of anyone in my family, immediate or extended, I'd want to see go into the sex trade for a year. As for me, if you can get me hard I'd take money for that.

  • Myself making money and I get to have sex with women sounds like a win win but I guess I would to have sex with ugly unattractive women to. I probably to pick myself anyways just cause I don't want my sis or mom to do that maybe my twin brother but that it.

  • I would do it to protect my family from having to. But they might fire me after I puke just thinking about it..

Most Helpful Girl

  • My sister. She is long legged, busty, and has a killer personality that can win over anyone. To say that she would be a good prostitute might offend her, but it's true. She's attractive and good at pleasing those around her. In some ways, I'm kinda jealous.

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  • You always asked the weirdest questions.

  • Desirability based or comfort based?

  • I firmly believe it is up to the man of the house to make a stand for the family.

    best I go find my heals and some lube...

  • Since I am single now, if I could stipulate only with women I would be happy to do it. And maybe a second and third month! 😂

  • Assuming we were forced to comply, it would be between me and my brother. And I'm older, so unless he wanted to go, I would do it.

    • Which of you would enjoy it more?

    • @Nobody770 the only one of the family who would possibly enjoy it would be my brother, and I only think that's a possibility because I honestly don't know him much anymore, so I can't rule out any possibility for him. Besides that, I know my family is pretty conservative about sexual stuff, and such a job would be very difficult to enjoy personally when it goes against principles that you actually believe in.

  • my female cousin - she is very liberal and proud of her body! good on her

    • Do u think she'd gladly take up the task

  • Probably me. Half my family thinks I’m sexually active even though I’m not🥴

  • Um, it would be me.
    My parents are too old.
    I better get working on my 'skills'. Practice, practice, practice!

  • Me or my mom because we're good at it and would make a lot of money for the state

  • My mother actually worked as an escort for many years.

  • Can't think of anyone better than than me lol

    • I would definitely pay for you babe

  • That’s not gonna work. Most people of legal age are single so their families only include them... everybody be in a brothel

  • Maybe I won’t have that abortion after all.

  • Probably my little sister or me lol

    • If you had to pick one, which of you would it be? Why?

    • My little sister is probably good at it because she sleeps with many men included older men meanwhile I'm fussy about men. I would sleep with them if I find them attractive.

  • The wife. The man she wants to cheat with can pay for it.

  • Me I guess. I already have the gloryhole. :)

  • My aunt, Lynn! I am a virgin and not losing it that way!

  • NOT my mom

    She said it herself

    • If a gentleman demanded sex from your mom, would you step in between them, lube up your anus, and implore him to do you instead?

    • Nope i don't back up family in any situation i just sit back and laugh

    • What if the gentleman had a really awesome penis?

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  • In my family It would be me or my mom

    • What makes u think that

  • my nephew now that my female cousin that actually was a prostitute is dead.

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