True or false. A woman should be able to take anal without spilling her drink?

It is often said that the mark of a true lady is the ability to stand in a white carpet holding a full glass of burgundy and take a hard anal pounding without spilling a drop.

In your experience is this true?
True. The carpet is safe.
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False. The carpet is ruined
Vote B
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  • A full glass of Burgundy? First off, Burgundy? Dad used to drink it. It’s old school but I digress. Now back to the point at hand, a full glass. No true lady would allow a glass to be filled completely with wine. It MUST breathe. Not to mention that she would look like a common tart with a full glass. Now a classy lady should absolutely be able to manage a good pounding up the dirt highway with only a modest amount of sloshing of a well poured glass of wine.

Most Helpful Guy

  • I’ve known girls, where not only would you not spill a drop but you have to tie yourself to a plank so as to not get sucked in to that puckled starfish of a cement mixer.

    A big plank at that

Most Helpful Girl

  • Now that's an interesting challenge if I do it, I'll make sure it's above a carpet too. But it'll be water, to be safe

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Never heared anything even remotely close to this...

  • I’ve never heard that saying

  • Omg lol xD

  • Slow news day in your part of the world?

  • NOT if her Lover's doing his best work! His enthusiasm should be pounding her colon senseless~

  • Now that's what I call a lady! She takes a dick'n and keeps on tick'n!!! lol

  • This is backwards. A man should not be able to give a lady holding a full glass of burgandy a hard anal pounding without her being unable to keep from spilling it. If so then he's being far too delicate.

  • I think the mechanics of the action would be a problem, depending on the dude with the tool doing the pounding. She would have to be pretty athletic and practiced to be able to hold a drink, stand steady, and take the pounding.

  • +1 for humor.

  • I... I don't... WHERE is this often said?

  • purple Poppy I have been with over 200 women and it never occurred to me to try this. Next girl I date that's into anal I will mention it to her and let you know how we do.

  • I am going with option c, which is that you have severe mental issues.

  • I haven't been here long, but you scare me

    • @pastalavista why does she scare you?

  • Could you orgasm without spilling a drop from your full mug of cider at the pub? And holding it with just one hand and no stool to lean on... hmmm?🤨

  • I’ve heard that saying but let’s be real... it isn’t possible to keep perfectly still while getting a good pounding.

  • Never heard that saying before but I think it be false.

  • No woman will be able to take a good ass pounding without spilling a drop of any liquid. I don't care how hard she tried to keep it steady.

  • I never understood the appeal of poo poo dick.

  • A woman would spill it, a lady wouldn't, they learn how not to spill at finishing school,,,

  • Wow, this is quite a "test". I will have to seek to prove/disprove this concept. Good question Purple Puppy.

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