Strangest things you’ve been told on a dating app?

abfabvictoria Xper 2

Oh my hell, during quarantine I spent a wee bit of time on dating apps. I was fucking shocked by the shit these guys were telling me. Shoe fetish, abdominal fetish, a guy with a micro mini junk, impregnation fetish. Those are just things I can mention here.

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This guy asks me to “hold on”, a few minutes later a gif of him Totally naked, he was normal looking, chubby, but between his legs was a penis the size of a child, his testicles were tiny too, but maybe worse, it’s all bad, his junk was bright pink-Think of a baboons ass. My question is how is it possible that his parents never mentioned to his pediatrician that his penis stop growing when he was five and it’s the color have a monkey ass?

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He then asks “what do I think?” Because he “gets mixed reviews”.. I’m guessing the reviews are either WTF or aFuck that!

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Kodvik Xper 6
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A girl asked me if I was interested on being her 4th boyfriend (at the same time of the others)...
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- abfabvictoria
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  Hahaha, what did you say?
- Kodvik
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  That sorry but I'm not made for polyamorous.. For some reason she got mad about me saying no and started angrily texting me saying that I'm missing out cuz I'll never find a girl like she and things like that...
- Kodvik
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  Oh... Another crazy story... A girl I've met there and we just kissed once... Nothing more... Now stalks me... Saying that we are made to be together and shit like that... So yeah... I just gave up on using dating apps... I'm better off felling alone sometimes than having that kind of experience...

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Reivel Xper 5
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The only thing i can say is LOL or WTF? Really disturbed situation
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chriscdi Master
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i prefer to stay away from these dating apps
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- abfabvictoria
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  I didn’t meet anyone, just harmless fun. But wow the stuff men told me.
- chriscdi
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  yep welcome to the world of weird kinks, shit can get weird real quick no cap
yazerr Xper 4
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A woman told me she want me to have sex with her and her son together
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- abfabvictoria
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  A local architect was pursuing me via text/phone, I wasn’t feeling it, he constantly bragged about his wealth, his house, his job and even his garden. I’d said “not interested” several times and ignored him.
- abfabvictoria
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  A few days later I received a text saying to expect photos, which I also ignored. Architect sent a slew of dick pics, his pubic was so long, thick and dense- he said he just hadn’t trimmed in a few weeks, yeah right! Oral sex would’ve been impossible, seriously it was disturbing. But then I noticed his his dick was two tone purple and an odd pink. Omg, if only that were all; his penis was curved, like at 10 o’clock, and still worse it was tiny. He held it with his thumb and index finger, his thumb was only a bit smaller. The whole thing was traumatizing, I felt sick seeing his text and I told him I really really wasn’t interested and he left me alone. I wonder if he knows how mutant his dick is? It was truly nauseating!
Valnac Guru
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Not to mention the sexual predators on there too.
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nudeNhorny Guru
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Would you like to hear more strange things I got few of them 😝
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- abfabvictoria
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  Do tell!
Tstrbrainer Guru
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Sometimes they are funny
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fillipfids Xper 4
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Cool! I like a lot weird fetishes. Not all 😆 but they can be fun
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- abfabvictoria
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  Honestly the worst thing was the actual dicks, some of them looked like they dragged along the ground, beaten with wicker furniture, abused, over used and in some cases just out right deformed... A puked in my mouth a little more than a few times.
- fillipfids
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  Oh wow! Lots of cbt or just ugly cocks?
- fillipfids
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  Lots of dicks are horror shows in my opinion
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- fillipfids
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  Pm me and I’ll tell you mine
- abfabvictoria
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  Your account doesn’t accept private messages
- fillipfids
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  It should... I don't know
- abfabvictoria
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  Then you message me.
- abfabvictoria
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  This one guy, early 40’s; he went on and on about his penis fetish, he literally messaged “I love dick” oh but there’s more, his “preference” is to hold a dildo in each hand and one on his chest during sex. He even sent a gif of 6 dicks ejaculating like a water fountain show. I finally asked if he even liked vaginal sex, he replied “oh um it’s the best”.. that was it, I told he's gay, go be happy. I ended up having to report and block him because he harassed me hoping I’d share a guy with him for months. Wtf
- fillipfids
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  Wow lol