Today something quite traumatic happened to me?

[Anonymous]

I saw a couple holding hands in public. I actually didn’t throw up, I managed to hold it in, but it was very scary and perverse.

They were the sort of couple you might see at the gym together. He was in a full shell suit and she was wearing Lycra leggings in a tasteful shade of hot pink. There was a good 7/8 inches between them, which I feel is quite typical of these types of sickening, Neanderthal romances. He was also probably 10 years older, give or take. It was all very basic.

She was very pretty, with a good body, despite her poor taste in clothing, and he did look very proud that she belonged to him, so I sense the hand holding was his idea. He was an eyesore.

I’m proud of myself that I didn’t vomit, didn’t even throw up just a tiny bit in my mouth, and the nausea went away pretty quickly, maybe an hour or two after. It’s frightening though to think that any time you go outdoors for an innocent stroll you might come across one of these couples out of nowhere, scaring the bejesus out of you. It’s terrifying to think that he could’ve leaned down and kissed her, or squeezed her butt or something even more sickening that I daren’t even think about. I got off lucky this time.

Why do the perverse masses insist on being so basic bitch in public, and putting the rest of us through such horrors? It’s fine to be so revolting in the privacy of your own home, but outdoors, why not just treat it like you do nudity and only do it on specific beaches, eh?

Has this ever happened to you?

[ChrisMaster69]

I hold hands, cuddle and kiss in public, and that’s just with close girl mates.

with a girl I am dating, it’s holding hands, arm around her shoulders or waist or ass.

with kiss her, touch her ass, slap and caress,

if no one is around will go in for a quick teasing boob touch.

deep meaningful kissing in a park, lips touching and tongues twisting and twirling, fingers caressing neck, and ears as a prelude to kissing the neck and ears.

yeah you would like be projectile vomiting by this stage,

oh and I love sex in public places, so risky, so challenging but so hot,

[Asker]

🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢

[pigoat]

Your friend is pretty sticking thwm middle fingers up

Yoy look good toi with that cigarette in your mouth lol

Do you sell shirts with your face on them or is this just a friendship thing?

[Asker]

Sure, I also sell shirts with my puss on them.

[Screenwriter]

I think it's pretty normal/natural to hold hands in public. I think it's terribly nice. I don't care who's doing it: two men, two women, a man and woman. It's sweet. A pleasant sign of affection.
I draw the line with a peck on the cheek or a quick kiss.
If you need to find the other person's tonsils, GET A FUCKING ROOM!
If you have to knead their ass, GET A FUCKING ROOM!
Nothing wrong with arms around the waists. Keep it clean and simple.
Otherwise GO HOME or to the HOTEL!

[Asker]

Don’t condone this shit. You are as bad as them if you do so.

[Screenwriter]

If you find handholding offensive, that is too, too conservative. Nothing offensive about HANDS. Grabbing body parts, however, goes too far and needs to be done in private. Hugs and kisses, done modestly are fine. I don't paw my partner in public. But handholding is done between parents and children. If it's not offensive between those people who love each other, it's not between others who care about each other. Same goes for hugging and kissing kids. Nothing offensive about that either. It's OVERSEXUALIZED behavior that's offensive. If you find ALL TOUCHING offensive, you're out in left field. Nothing's wrong with showing modest affection.

[Neko911]

Please tell me this is a troll attempt, A shitty one at best. But if you're serious then I got nothing to day other then I hope you never go out again

[Asker]

Why can’t people just hold it in until they get home though? You don’t see them fucking each other in public, so why do they have to grope each other’s hands?

[Neko911]

You'd hate to meet me and my boyfriend then. I'd blow him just to piss you off

[Asker]

YOU ARE ONE OF THEM? ? ? Okay please tell me, why the fuck do you feel the need to do this? I’m not judging, just curious. Why can’t it wait?

[Neko911]

I like him 2 much. Why would I give a fuck who sees? I'm gonna touch and kiss what's mine

[Asker]

Do you also pick your nose in public?

[Neko911]

Nope. My nose is nothing compared 2 my boyfriend

[Asker]

It’s just as gross!

[Neko911]

Naw nothing is gross about kissing my boyfriend. Nothing could be more sexy and nice

[slatyb]

Troll much? Stay home until you can get some help.

[Mac-One]

I like to see couples holding hands in public. I even think that it is ok for them to kiss and hug in public.

It looks like your body is clearly visible with no underwear under that tunic you are wearing.

[s2firestar]

Are you some kind of moron?

[Jamie05rhs]

"daren’t" hahaha

[COMMODOREII]

That's not very nice.