Do you suffer from PIFS (Penis in face syndrome?

This is some of the funniest satires ever.

HEIGHT privilege, yes straight white males, it's a thing!
It's time we discussed height privilege and how it disproportionately affects transgender, people of color and fuels rape culture.
You see, although there are no physical or biological differences between men and women, because sex and gender are just social constructs pushed by the patriarchy, men are generally taller than women, so when a man is very tall, the proximity of his penis is closer to the mouth of nearby shorter women.
Women are then forced to "speak into the mic", every time they say something, and if they are educating a straight male by yelling at him, the mouth is open even wider which risks exposure to bodily fluids such as semen or perhaps even urine if they're from Sweden or Germany.
In fact women speaking to such tall men simulates oral sex in a variety of ways, but NONE of them are consensual. We feminists call this P. I. F. S or "Penis in Face Syndrome".
At a recent feminist conference, women were finally given equality, and height privilege removed by use of platform shoes, which we are currently lobbying to have made mandatory on college campus.
We are also intending to push thin privilege in future and force fit people to walk around campus wearing heavy weighted bags, so they know just how difficult it is for cellulite-diverse people.
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  • Damn it; as a tall male, I admit to being entirely ignorant of this injustice that I've inadvertantly inflicted on vertically challenged women everywhere.

    I can never apologize enough for my height priviege, and do hope that shorties everywhere can find it in their hearts to forgive both me, and my terribly insensitive penis.

    Rest assured, I will forever endeavor to constrain my height, henceforth, so that no one ever need be close to my offending penis, ever again.

    • I'm glad you have seen the light and are mindful of your privilege. Now put on some heavy weighted bags so you will know just how difficult it is for cellulite-diverse people. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • It is difficult not to see the light, being this much closer to the sun. Damn it; there goes my height privilege again. 😂

    • LOL.

  • As a short man I actually do suffer with TIFS (tits in face syndrome). I have to deal with this on a daily basis:

    Do you suffer from PIFS (Penis in face syndrome?
    • Ah, but you get to benefit from tittie in face privilege. LOL

    • Damn, first time I've been honestly jealous of short men.

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  • 🤣🤣🤣 omg you finally said something that will make me just shut my big fucking mouth LMAO😲😯😲 LOLOLOL

    • Nah. Get that mouth busy, shorty. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Hahaha that made me choke, or is that a side affect of PIFS😯😯🤣

    • ROFL

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  • @Laim So when does a "Feminist's" opinion become GENDER BIAS, and SEXUAL ABUSE? Yes, to a man, from a "Feminist" who somehow thinks that by a man being tall, makes him sexist, when she is short, and her mouth is close to his penis, even though HE NEVER DOES ANYTHING TO IMPLY ANYTHING!! WTF? IS SHE INSANE?
    It just seems with some of these Femi-NAZIS, that ALL men are just enemies, and abusers, even when they have NEVER MET!!
    My general response to this question, is PISS OFF!! So sick and tired of being JUDGED, and ABUSED, as a MAN, a WHITE MAN, for things I HAVE NEVER DONE!!!
    But I guess the rules about racism, and sexism, don't apply to white males, and they can be bullied, judged and abused for things they didn't even do! What a sad, FUCKED UP society, that just shifts "Racism" and "SEXISM" to another group, rather than resolving it, or trying to find a solution.

    • It really does sound like something "woke" people would support. Then I realized that it was satire. At first I was thinking the same thing as you, but as I read on I started to laugh. The last line about cellulite-diverse people topped it off.

    • @Liam I was unsure, because there is so much RADICAL STUPIDITY out there, now, and on here!! LOL!!

    • @JackSmy, I heard that. It's insane. But this thing was actually lampooning those idiots.

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  • I'm 5ft and I approve 👍

    • LMAO 🤣🤣🤣 A true woman with a good attitude. I like it.

  • you are my fav SJW

    • LOL.