I agree, there!! People waste those moments they don't get back, use it till you lose it 🤭
Laugh LAUGH miss brains muffins "use it till you lose it" 🥴👍🏻This spongy forehead is getting very weird, maybe because it's Sunday 😄
How is that weird? How many people fight over stupid little shit, when they could be "loving" instead? Or don't have sex out of anger? But when they're gone forever, won't you wish you'd a took more advantage of the times you "could've had"🤔
You got that right miss brains muffins and that's why i said that everyday is a Sunday 😉
Could be but for stupid people that ruin a lifetime of Sundays
Hahahahaha 😂😂 don't forget the banana 🍌
I have that in the freezer for later 🍌, all out on carrots
Part of your brain is wondering. Is he serious and the other part is going Lalalal not listening 😂
And the rest I'd going "fruit salad, yummy yummy"😂😂
What about the spanked cream oh sorry whipped creamRandom thing I love the sound that whipped cream makes when you are beating it
Lmao. I hope you are serious.
Beat your cream 😂😂
Hey you know how it is, to get it to stiffen you have to beat it a fair
Fair bit even lol
Don't overbeat it 😂
😂😂 are you refusing to answer on the grounds you might incriminate yourself 🤔👁️👁️
I'm very concerned about whar @JoyGirl might be doing on this sunday🧐
Omg nice try to deflect off answering lol but why she with the boi?
Nope, i just wanted 2 change the subject🤪
Which pretty much makes the answer obvious dear 😂
Actually it don't. I just love being confusing 🤪
I think you were born that way dear 😘😂
I just came back from Church. Like a good child. I will forever be the innocent one. 👼
@JoyGirl 😂😂😂 did you say a little prayer for me?https://youtu.be/KtBbyglq37E
Yes, Mum. 🤪🤪🤪
@JoyGirl okay, might need a big prayer
@JoyGirl no joke tho
Oh 😅I will keep you in your prayers, then. 💜💜💜
@JoyGirl sometimes all the prayers in the world don't help
*big hugs* ;-;
That's good! But days not over yet lolol
Lol. :D We got sidetracked by "furry monsters" always begging for attention. We shall resume the sexcapades soon. ;)
Thank you @Brainsbeforebeauty for the MHGirl pick. :)
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Ha you wish that was growing in your garden 😂
It's good to be optimistic. LOL
I guess lol
Well hope you get at least that 🙏🏼🙏🏼
Well good luck with that lol
Thank you pray for it not to be a fake account the pics he sent of the girl where soooo hot
Thank you 😊
Well sorry for the red lololol but 👍 on the not being pregnant lol... Besides Sunday only 6 days away lol 🙂
I spent Thursday and Friday night with her.
Well that's something at least 👍👍🙂
Well that sucks
I'm happy with it 💕 I'm with someone I love very much, so it's worth it. Besides, it's not to say we don't have our moments, I've just gotta exercise my imagination ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Aww been there! Hope you feel better soon
Lol no worries so did I, and if you saw the poll, so did the majority LOL
Aww yeah that sucks
I'm always to stressed about everything else...🤦
Aww man it's been a minute for me, but not quite that long
Oh yeah I don't blame yah... I didn't care for having sex when I was on my period... One perk to Menopause lololol don't gotta deal with that no more, but the hot flashes are a kick in the pants 🙄
FTR, we don’t mind it. It’s like a lubricant. Just have to shower after.
So, @Brainsbeforebeauty - you gonna tell us about your Sunday in the update? Lol
@Ewgies01 sadly, nothing to tell 🥺
Aww that sucks (not in a good way 😂)
Ehh I’ve been working like a dog lately and don’t really have the energy anyway
Sounds good, although would still come a close second to sex for me
Hmm, I'd need an exciting lady to get me in the mood, I'm fine being comfy right now.
Well, enjoy! 🙂
Don't eat too much mac 🙃🙂
It's pretty darn tasty, nom nom 😊
Sounds like lol
@TallAnon just have sex with the mac and cheese
@Willoughby23 hahahaha but hope he lets it cool off first or takes roasted weenie to whole new level 🤣🤣
Yea but not too cold know what i mean?
Nahh, that stuff was too tasty for horny bullshit, lol
Lololol well at least if it satisfied your appetite, it's all good
Sure hit the spot 😁
Not "the," spot tho lololol
@TallAnon your new name is pasta penis!
Hmmm, I'll humbly decline that one 😁
@Willoughby23 🤣🤣🤣 is that like "limp noodle" 😂
@Brainsbeforebeauty lol no pasta penis is to be respected.😂
@Willoughby23 hahahaha 🤣
@Willoughby23 ha hahaha
😂😂😂 sounds exciting lol
Well, it's something anyways
It's not ideal but right now it's all I have. To bury my face between some gal's legs would be ideal.
Well yeah, obviously sex with someone better than alone, no sex lol
Sorry, don't know what the emoji is. :-(
Sad face... If I was sex and snuggling, I sure wouldn't be on GAG, I'd be "on" something else 🤭
Sorry. Although I disagree with the reason for being on G@G. One of my FWBs introduced me to this!
I meant I wouldn't be on right now! I'd still be in bed lol
LOL.. True, except right now I'm alone till the evening! :-(
What happened to the wake up call?
It happened! :-)
It was a in-person wake up call! 😀Believe it or not, I'm turning red chatting about it in open like this.
So she left?
Yeah, you know that hing called work/real life responsibilities we all have to deal with? She had to deal with that and I'm also trying to finish my project.Can we chat in PM at some point about these things? I love chatting with you but feel awkward here! :-)
Lovely profile pic!Sorry , I know your reservations and I should not push it. I do hope that some day we will enough comfort level that we can chat without any apprehensions.
Lolol Just once is better than none at all I guess lol
Hey once really fucken good is better than twelve okays...
Hahahaha true true
You and me both
I got done green that female will do for my company
Lucky you 👍
Thanks 😊. I’m sure you could have a sexcapade in the shower if you really put your mind (and the adjustable showerhead) to it.
Not the same tho, is it
Not the same, but far better than nothing. Don't be picky!
@Red_Arrow want a dick not A DICK there is a difference 🤷🏼♀️
@Brainsbeforebeauty agreed. Not the same.
As I said, not the same, but better than nothing. 😂
@Red_Arrow also true 😂
Well, maybe next Sunday lololol
We can hope, can't we!
Aww well that's good
How bout you? I think my fiancée would like sex later this evening... if not she is always cool about it if I have to masturbate
That's good 👍👍
✔️the kids are trying to beat the next level of a video game so we knew we had at least 30 min. Stuck upstairs, locked the door. They had no idea. 🤣
😂😂😂 there you go lolol 👍😄
Awww! I love it. @Brainsbeforebeauty. Can I follow you?
@Brainsbeforebeauty can you pm me? :)
Well maybe it will then
To buy a cucumber?
@Red_Arrow I don’t know why I didn’t think of that. I have celery though.
I like celery. When you are done with it, send it to me. It is non-fattening. 😂
@Red_Arrow you got yourself a deal. Health is wealth. 😏
Join the club
It's been a long long time for me. I feel like I'm the founder of the club.
😂😂 uh mean, sorry 🤗
I feel the same way too. There was a time when she wanted sex (much) more than I did... It is long gone.
No way to bring that back?
Unlikely. Which is why many men find themselves "trapped" in long-term love-less marriages, and seek to find it by chasing a dream elsewhere. Maybe after a very costly, life-devastating divorce...
Doesn't look like. Have been trying so hard...The only way is to fall for someone new...But that's costly, time-consuming and such a distraction!Looks like this is a life sentence :-) (Or death!)
Have you ever tried couples counseling
Does it work? She's not a bad person. I think this is something beyond her... hormonal perhaps.
I don't know? Isn't there something a doctor could do if it's hormonal?
It's hard to convince a woman, as they mostly believe this is "normal"... Also, it's happening to a lot of wives in long-term relationships, many of which end up in divorce. In my view, one of the MAJOR causes of divorce is a husband feeling sexually neglected. This is not just about getting a penis stimulated, but it's about how all that goes with it makes a man feel...
Well yeah without a partner, it's not sex it's masturbation
Yeah. Know anyone willing to join me? 😄
What do I look like 1-800-find a babe 😂😂
Hook a brother up. 😂
Hahahaha I can't even hook myself up right now lolol
No way. A hot babe like you? 😮
Lololol meant in not a pimp service 😂😂
But you are my pimp. 😗
Pimp "Momma Brains"😂😂
BBB you would have no problem hooking yourself up! Guaranteed!
@Red_Arrow well yeah I would, cuz not just looking for a "hook up"
You said you can’t hook yourself up. You could easily, so that was not correct. And you could easily find a relationship that is emotional as well as sexual!
@Red_Arrow yeah sure, in a world where people don't get what that really is, really means, yeah no thanks I'm good
I understood you BBB no worries. 😎
Wish there wasn't worries
Ot with me. You are safe with me. 😄
My safety insinigrated 🤷🏼♀️
What is insinigrated?
Yeah me neither same as last Sunday
There is always tomorrow unless you prescribe to the notion that tomorrow never comes.
Well no but there won't be anyone to have sex with tomorrow either lol
Up is good lololol
@Brainsbeforebeauty what haha
Some day 🤞🙏🏼
I hope bbb 😏
Rooting for you! 🙏🏼🙏🏼
Sadly me neither
I am preoccupied with work, what's your reason?
Noone to have sex with 🤷🏼♀️
Thats a bummer. Should i stop by for few hours after work?
I got u
Why you laughing?
@mk200195 @Brainsbeforebeauty Threesome? maybe some dp?
@Brainsbeforebeauty i thought we were just having a drink to celebrate our sadness 🥃
@mk200195 @Brainsbeforebeauty yea we should drink before the threesome great idea! 🤙
@Willoughby23 oh I'm drankin alright 🥃🥃
Yay! I love the new avatar!
Does that mean you'll stop whining lolololBut yeah see, not even an hour after changing it, someone asked for my #, followed and wanted to dm, and yeah nother exper1, account that was deactivated barely an hour after trying to get me to pm 🤔🤔 and that's why don't trust anything on here
Yes, I'll stop whining now. Awe, poor baby! Getting too much male attention must be murder! "Oh gosh, I am just tooooo smoking hot for this place!" lololololololololYou're perhaps the only person who is more jaded and cynical than me. I guess the difference is, I know I will probably be hurt again, but I think it's still worth a chance at getting to know someone better. Hell, it's already happened, he hurt part that is. It only stung for a minute though.
Where did I say I was smoking hot? 🤣 People harass for all kinds of reasons on here.. These fake accounts are getting out of hand on this site. And a lot of fake pink accounts
I was just picking at you, making fun of your most inner thoughts.Yeah, there probably can stand to be a scrubbing of unreal accounts and troll disposal.
Right! But that would wipe out had the users on this site at least 🤣
I prefer quality over quantity anyway...For you and your avatar:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ
😂 thanks 🙃🙂
That's good 👍👍🙂
Have to have someone to have sex with so that was a no
Don't feel so bad me either
And no I don't complain.
Yeah that was a no
That's not sex lololol that's masturbation
geez rub it in why dont'cha! :P
Right. Same here
Now i dont feel so neglected.
,👍👍 apparently we weren't the only ones, polls show 43 nays and only 17 yays
Whew.. Im relieved!
Yeah but the other kind of "relieved" still better