Clothes are banned. What would happen?

The government has decided to follow the science and the science says clothes spread covid. So from tomorrow ALL clothing is completely illegal until further notice.

Apart from being cold what effect would it have on society if we were forced to bare everything.

*disclaimer. This is s hypothetical question. Please wear clothes tomorrow.
Clothes are banned. What would happen?
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  • So if you're caught wearing clothes then the naked police arrest you and you get either a fine or locked up with a bunch of other naked prisoners, until you are tried by the naked judge and naked jury and your naked lawyer manages to get you off the hook, and your naked family/friend pays bail and you go back to either classes with all the other naked students being taught by the naked teachers/professors, or back to work with all your naked coworkers and your naked boss? Lol.

    I'm sure that wouldn't fly.
    Like, there aren't enough nudists for that to work, and people wear clothes for A LOT of reasons. Vast majority would ignore the law, or use infinite loopholes to avoid actually going out naked, probably including a lot of people who created or are supposed to be enforcing such a law. And people would get out of it by medical exemptions or religious exemptions. It would be to the point that almost ALL people would just be mildly inconvenienced by the law and still not go around naked.

    We are creatures of habit, and creatures with soft, vulnerable skin. That is not about to happen overnight. Especially not with shoes.

    • Lol, This is really funny and had a point

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  • Love the disclaimer 🤣🤣🤣
    Me, I'm staying home... Curtains closed cuz I ain't trying to see none of my neighbors naked 🤣🤣

    • Knock, knock. Special delivery for Miss Brains! 👀

    • @Red_Arrow 🤣🤣

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  • The south would suffer, soon as the first cool air arrived, those shandy drinkers would be shivering their wobbly arses.

    Whereas us lot in Newcastle would embrace it, and let’s face it, it’s not like the average girl in the Bigg Market actually wears much clothing or keeps it on long.

    it’s the Sweaties I feel sorry for, without clothing those poor Gingers would become fried Haggis in no time.

    but yeah those Southern lot of girlies would be leaving in droves to find a country that allowed long trousers n jumpers

  • We would love it. In reality there are only 3 reasons to wear clothes of any kind; Safety (wouldn't want to be welding nude), inclement weather (it's winter, 'nuff said), & for a few medical reasons (surgery, recovery, compression, etc.). Everything else in life can be done nude.

    Now what would happen with everyone nude? See 205 Arguments and Observations in Support of Naturism

    One other good thing that would come out of everyone being nude: where would criminals hide their weapons?

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  • Hahaha! I'm late, but I want to answer this one too.

    Well, first off, there would be way more boners. Like, an outrageous amount of boners.

    Size queens would have a ton of shorter dates, there would be a massive spike of injuries within professional kitchens, many more industrial accidents in every existing machine industry, dog and cat related dangling dong attacks would increase, and there would be worse injuries all around.

    Many male students and teachers between 6th and 12th grade would be panicking, trying to find ways to hide their constantly rising boners. (Yes, we know that you're randomly having them.)

    A few guys would become way more popular, while many others would become far less popular.

    Gay neighborhoods would be unchanged.

    The NBA would be worth watching again.
    Football would not be worth watching again.

    And tons of guys would go to prison for not wanting to destroy their own self esteems.

  • The emperor wears no clothes.

    • Dmn dude

  • A lot of people would start having sex in weird places. But after a while we would get used to it...

  • I’d have a blanket over me and mostly be inside for quite a while then.

    • How big is the blanket?

    • Big enough to cover me

    • Head to toe? Like a burrito? lol

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  • Probably stay home until it was over. I wouldn't mind anybody seeing me naked in this type of situation (no I won't show you nudes don't ask lol) however there are tons of people out there that I would highly prefer NOT too see naked. 😃

  • Mhhmmmm.. most masks I see people wearing are made out of fabric unless they work in the medical field. I guess most of us would end up with coronavirus either way. If we don't have it already from those cloth masks..

  • What else could you do? My concern is it would possible be way easier to assault someone. Like I bend over to pick up something I dropped and BOOM. 😬


    I’m thinking it might be more straight forward to spot attractions.

    • That Boom part 😂😂😂

    • 🤣🤣🤣

  • Everyone would get used to seeing nudes and being nude. It would be no big deal in less than a day.

  • Thats really dream come true for me...
    But at the sqme time very awkward in front of my family... 😂 😂 😂

  • I've often pondered on this. In my History and Systems of Psychology class, we learned that the clothing instinct is buried very very deep - without social referencing, even young children will become embarrassed. For a lot of us, that would be very hard to overcome.
    I bet that a lot of people would be like me, staying home and out of sight most of the time. I'd either rely on my boyfriend for support or find an online job - the thought is too much!

    As for society as a whole, I bet there would actually be an increase in sexual activity, mostly in the beginning. As we adapted, the curve would drop and even out, but I think it would still stay higher than before.

    The markets would change drastically without clothing. The only reference most of us would have would be hygiene, makeup, and natural looks. I bet hair products would boom, as a lot of women (and maybe some men) would still want to be stylistic and individualized.

    Good hypothetical question!

  • In countries that are not controlled by a totalitarian regime, the authority of the government depends upon the voluntary compliance of the citizens. If you pass a law which the people will ignore (such as a law which prohibits pre-marital sex,) then the law will be unenforceable and the existence of a stupid, unenforceable law marginally reduces the authority of the government in all other areas. If half of the laws were of this nature, the consequences would be quite noticeable.

    With a clothing ban, I suspect there would be virtually 100% non-compliance, except in the "naturist" resorts.

  • Less sex or sexual attraction between people, everyone would be over exposed and see all the "nitty gritty"

    Probably do wonders for the human race by normalising the human body

  • If never leave my house, you guys would be hating or hurting... 😜🤪🤭

    • 🤣🤣🤣 that was witty. Being not able to see the world would be a blessing in disguise? 😅😝

    • But acne doesn't hurt people, unless they are secret explosive weapons lol

    • 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

  • About a third of the population would freeze to death, then a few months later the other half of the world would freeze. And many would be caught with burned skin in between.

  • I would probably break out in a big rash all over my body LOL

  • A lot of frostbite and hypothermia.

  • DOH I missed your disclaimer I wondered why people had been looking at me funny and disregarding the rules

  • Hopefully that would never happen because America is too puritanical. But I really wouldn’t want to see anyone I work with naked... Ever.

  • I mean quarantine with family is gonna be hella awkward but if you live alone like I do right now sitting by the window watching people passing by would definitely be more fun than usual. And I would go out myself too I have nothing to hide

  • Looks like I'm running errands naked then

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