This Is Barbie Sahara: The Big Tit, Big Butt Sarcastic Genie. You Can Either Have Sex With Her Or Receive Three Irreversible Wishes From Her?

And no.

You cannot wish to "have sex with her" (nice try though; a C- for your efforts) It's either her big bahoogas or her wishes. But be forewarned! Her wishes come with a clever, potentially disastrous twist so be VEEEERY careful on your wording!
"Oh great. Another day, another megalomaniacal loser wishing for total world domination."-Barbie The Big Tit Genie.
"Oh great. Another day, another megalomaniacal loser wishing for total world domination."-Barbie The Big Tit Genie.
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Well since everybody shared theirs (which was awesome👍) I might as well share mine. 1. I wish for the worldwide elimination of discrimination in all it's forms. 2. I wish for the worldwide elimination of disease and illness. 3. May as well make a selfish wish. *Shrugs* I wish I harbored accelerated regenerative healing on par with that of Deadpool. Alternate 3rd wish: I wish I were completely immortal.
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  • I want cancer gone. Not one more case in the future of humanity.

    I want karma to be a real phenomenon, and I want it to be instant. You screw someone over, you immediately get screwed over yourself. You kill someone, you drop dead yourself. If you're kind to someone, you get kindness in return.

    I'll have to think hard about a third wish, because those two would improve the condition of the world exponentially, and I'm not sure a third wish would be needed

    • Smart. People would think twice before acting on their sociopathic tendencies. Though why stop by cancer? Why not just wish away every disease?

    • Just happened to be at the forefront due to personal reasons. You're right, although... let's face it, we all gotta die from something. So maybe all diseases with a large degree of undue suffering.

    • Seems sensible enough. Though I personally wouldn't mind immortality. Lol. Not really looking forward to the end of consciousness.

Most Helpful Guy

  • Man, I don't want to fuck up the wording and die or something like that. I'll take the petty sex.

    • Hahaha... great answer.

    • Enjoy that Latin ass, man. 🍌🍑🍌🍑🍌🍑🍌🍑

    • Hooray

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  • I would say ,

    1. No more Pandemic.
    2. Term limits for politicians
    3. I would want to have my own death note

    • What is "death note?"

    • @Glasgow55 it’s from an anime. It’s a notebook you write someone’s name and they die

    • Oh heck! In that case, I want one too.

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  • Three wishes. Not into big butts.

    • "Not into big butts" YOU MONSTER!!!🤬😠🤬😠🤬😠

  • I'll take 3 wishes. I could wish to have sex with her twin if I really wanted her though lol

    • Sweet. That's a smart loophole actually.👌

  • Three wishes. 1. End hunger. 2. End greed. 3. A house in the English countryside.

    • Not bad. But you may want to further elaborate on those three just for safety's sake. Example: 1. I wish WORLDWIDE hunger would end. 2. I wish greed in ALL it's forms would end WORLDWIDE. 3. I wish for a house in the English countryside to live in. Or, 3. I wish I lived in a rich, fancy house in the English countryside.

    • Wouldn't 2 fuck up 3?

    • @Clarke498 Dunno, but those are my wishes.

  • Wishes, I don't like big boobs

    • Ah. You're a "butt man". Or... a "wish man" in this case.

    • Not really an ass man either. Boobs are more important than ass, but I like bvb them small.

    • No shame in that. Ya like what ya like.

  • Um. No thank you to any of that.

    • Shit. Don't tell me tell HER!😧

  • 1. Any superpower i want (summon it just by thinking of it).
    2. The ability to be switch between them.
    Save the last one until i find something i can't fix with these two first ones.

    • Ah. I was waiting for superhero wish.

    • Well i can't promise I'd be heroic with it 😉

    • Eh. Same. There are a few things I'd LOVE to steal if I had, say, instant teleportation or intangibility.

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  • Sex. Takes less thought

    • Lmao. It's true. Enjoy her tits, man.👍😎👍😎👍😎

  • I prefer three wishes

    • And they are?