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I'm just outside your house and desperate for sex. What excuse would you use to slip out?

I'm on heat and desperate for a merciless pussy pounding. I've got my soundproof shagginwagon parked up outside your house and I'm begging and bribing you to fuck me senseless.

BUT your not alone, your with someone , perhaps a wife, a mother or just a mate. So what excuse do you give them that you have to slip outside for a little bit?

Don't give me that "oh I wouldn't..." crap because we both know it's bullshit.
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  • Actually what I wouldn't do is give an excuse. I'd ask my wife if she wanted in, to watch, or if we're using the other bedroom. I doubt you brought a panel van with tie-down straps, so there's nowhere to hitch the rope to, which is also inside.

    How can I give a merciless pounding if you can try to get away or plead for mercy? Come on, your question is all full of holes, anyone ready for a situation like that already has a detached room that muffles sound and no need for elaborate back stories unless that's part of the scene.

    You can't soundproof a car either. The suspension is the problem, cars are already pretty soundproof, you can fire a gun in them and not hear it outside, but push or hit someone and the whole car is swaying.

Most Helpful Guy

  • Damn, I bought my ex over especially for a 3 some.
    she was soo looking forward to a good drink from the bucket of life.

    Well it’s fairly late at night, about the time I do my nightly patrol of the grounds (I actually do this lol) and will tell my ex that unfortunately you were a no show (likely found some gents toilets in need of white washing) and that I need to walk the Guard Haggis. I have 4 ferocious highly trained attack Haggis that need nightly exercise.

    walking causally around the property, I would spy you Shagginwagon at the end of the drive (nice fresh gravelled) and let loose the Haggis... oops best phone Ex that the Haggis are loose n the woods and may be some time getting them back,

Most Helpful Girls

  • It wouldn't be an excuse, I have a decent guy friend that needs to get laid

  • For you poppy, I’ll just invite your sweet self inside.

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  • I don't apologize. If I say anything, I say "I'm out!" and I walk out the door.

  • If I had to give an excuse, I'd just say something like "I need to pop out to the shops", or say I'm heading to the office - not a stretch given I really do need to go to the office tomorrow out of hours to file away some paperwork from home-working :P

    However, I wouldn't need an excuse. I live in my own home, by myself, no partner or housemates or family to have to make excuses to, so really I'd just be right out of the door and staight into the van :D

  • It may be hard to believe, but if I have a wife, then that means I already have a pussy to pound for the evening ;)
    However, if I'm just with my mate, the answer is easy - I tell him "SEE YA!" and I'm out of the door xd

  • Our neighbor just called. He said his bitch is in heat and got out of his yard again. I'm going to go help look for her.

    • Since we live in the country, I couldn't think of any other excuse to leave the house. Our next door neighbor raises hunting dogs and enters them in competitions. They've gotten out before and he has called to ask us to keep an eye out for them. So it was a legit excuse. I'm afraid my bitch in heat joke may have missed the mark. It sounded funny at the time.

  • I would run to the store for something I absorbed for work... they'd be out of stock of course! Loll

    • *absolutely needed for work

  • No thanks, not a fan of herpes.

  • I I don't need an excuse.,,, I would point to the back of the house I would say oh my god look a unicorn and as they turn to look I would run out the front door I

  • I would say that I'm going out for a run or a walk... and then have some great orgasms!

  • Do I really need to make an excuse I'd just be out the door lol

  • I don't stick it in crazy, so I wouldn't.

  • Well mom or mate I'd simple walk out, if they know your shaggin wagon they won't get noise and if they dont know it why would they ever look for me there?

    Wife would be tricky but I honestly would probably turn you down if I was married, if the marriage sucked I'd come up with something lol jk

  • I just remembered that I need to take my dog to calculus class.

  • Simple.. my job is 24/7.

    Work emergency.. gotta go, buhhyyeeee!

  • I always have the excuse that I have something to do at work. Then I could bang you.

  • I wouldn't i'd just invite you in.

  • I'd literally call the police.

    • But why?

  • well I have to disappoint you because if it's a wife or a girlfriend I wouldn't, Yeah this crap exists lol
    but if it's someone else I could just say I'm going to meet a friend !
    offcourse that will be a special friend and give you a good merciless pounding that you need then get back to whomever I was with lol

  • I saw a lot of your previous posts.
    Seriously - I might feel a little scared now :D
    Could you reverse into my driveway, and leave the doors open?

  • I really wouldn't but if I did I would say that I had to go in the basement to fix the sump pump and then I would sneak out the cellar door and take care of you and be back in my own bed in ten minutes.

  • I’m going outside for a bit which I mean is true.

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