Have you ever used a love spoon as an emergency form of contraception?

[purplepoppy]

Every girl here has a love spoon, an ornately carved wooded spoon that can in times of emergency be used to scrape out unwanted seed before it has a chance to flourish. Many of these spoons have been handed down several generations.
Thankfully due to the reliability of modern contraception I rarely have to use mine and mostly use it for mixing cake batter.

[ChrisMaster69]

Yeah the joys of Love spoons.

picture the scene, I am at girlfriends house for big family dinner, everyone is there including gran.
feeling like a spare prick, I thought I would try helping but no, ladies of the house had it sorted.

any how we gets to dinner without any problems, then I sees my chance to not only do some work but also impress them.

I noticed her gran was without a spoon for soon to arrive trifle. as quick as a flash, I grab her a spoon (pictured below), pass it to her and a quick wink to communicate I saved her bacon.

Well fuck me the entire family kicked off...

[MrOracle]

I thought those were for eating Jello pudding cups? My bad...

[Bee-Hatch]

Well yeah you can whack potential impregnators on the head with it. Certainly reduces the chance of pregnancy.

[razelove]

Obviously a very successful birth control if it gets handed down through generations...

[Sophia001]

What's this item

[Andres77]

Aggressively eating the creampie is always an option, no?

[Andres77]

I went to southwest England between my first and second wife. I bought a Cillacraft Welsh Love Spoon. That's how I proposed to my second wife. Turns out I wasted a very romantic idea on someone who didn't have the capacity to appreciate it. Now this sweet tradition is forever marred in my memory. And now, thanks to Poppy, there's a new image in my brain. 😳...🤨...😏...🥴...🤪

[Jersey2]

An old girlfriend had one for the front door and the back door. If she ever forgot which was which she would just sniff.

Front and Back

[CaptainLegal]

I didn't knew that before

[Meatunnel69]

Cake batter or baby batter 🧐

[COMMODOREII]

Interesting

[mr2inches]

Does that work

[Valnac]

Damn, I’ve never heard of that!

[anylolone]

Use a condom.

[SilverRain92]

You are the best and most radical troll on Gag whom I know 😂
Is it your birthday day?

[Guido]

Never heard of that before. Can't see that being very effective.

[BUNroaster]

Haha same, bake a cake with it

[Tstrbrainer]

Actually it's stupid right?
Semen reached its destination within a second after ejaculation and it's not possible to extract it, right?

[GAGSucksBalls1]

Nope

[CubaPirate]

LMFAO A spoonful of loving

[pokenstroke]

Which of these does yours most resemble

[MrCreep]

Not heard of it but a pint glass and joint works yeah work that one out lol

[Anonymous]

Never heard of that. Maybe the guy should get down there and suck out that "love juice", the same way he would suck the venom out of a snake bite

[Pete671]

perfectly said, he made the mess so he can clean it up, or tell the guy you're not on the pill when you are, just for the fun of making him lick up his own cum,,,

[Anonymous]

Thank you for helping me reach my "learn something new every day" for today.

I enjoy going down on her after cumming in her but can attest with certainty that method is not foolproof.

[Jack9949]

😂😂😂😂