Prostitutes are as easily available as pizza. How would you get yours?

Thanks to new regulations prostitution has become a boom industry with girls legally available for less than a 12 inch pizza.

BUT due to high demand you'll either have to wait in a brothel waiting room alongside other customers or you can have one turn up at your home in a car emblazoned with a a dial a whore logo.

Which do you choose?
I'd sit with other customers in a waiting room
Vote A
I'll call for takeaway pussy
Vote B
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  • Someone who would have a sex with a stranger for money, someone who has had sex with hundreds... thousands of strangers, I find unimaginable. I would never be with a sex worker or ever pay anyone one cent for something sexual.
    That is for relationship partners only.

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  • I guess my question is why wouldn't you just use already available apps usually utilized for sex? Or honestly just go on reddit or other sites/forums were people make such arrangements for free. Therefore bypassing the wait time and really even the cost.

    In this day and age, sex is so readily available and easy to get that it kind of makes prostitution redundant.

Most Helpful Girls

  • Neither I'll pass on the pussy, carry out or delivery... Strictly dickly... But still wouldn't want a male prostitute, no spoilt meat for me, don't do spoilt meat 🤣🤣

    • I am not a prostitute, no spoiled meat here. Just aged to perfection! When do you want me? 😘😂

    • @Red_Arrow 🤣🤣 but is there a delivery charge 🤔 or expected to tip 🤔 cuz I'm too strapped for that 🤣🤣

    • No delivery charge for you! And I have a tip for you... on the end of my 🍆

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  • The funny thing is that scenario would not be embarrassing in Japan. Brothels run ads in newspapers and post advertising posters all over the city.

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  • Where is third option - I don't like used up pussy? xd

  • Door to door dial a whore sounds convenient.

    Brothel now offers delivery with a smile.

    Call Door Dash
    when you need
    a slice of ass.

    • 🤣🤣

  • Already have on my Deliveroo account.

    I would be more tempted just to open a Pizza Restaurant with takeaway option lol.

  • I would order ones to be delivered to people I don’t like who live in neighborhoods that don’t like that kind of thing.

    • 🤣🤣 you so wrong for that.. But I'm so wrong, cuz love it 🤣🤣

  • Which one comes with the extra toppings and if it's not delivered within 10 minutes do I get it free and do I get a coupon for the next time and do I have to eat the crust oh my God no I didn't just say that

  • Neither. I enjoy cunnilingus way to much to mess with pros.

  • I don't like pizza and I don't like prostitutes.

  • call dialaride

  • I choose the pizza instead

  • Maybe with extra mushrooms?

  • But isn't prostitution illegal? so there is that problem

  • Not trying to be around guys when I'm in that mood lol

  • Get it delivered... then eat that hot slice of tangy pie...😉.

    Which is what I used to do... a lot.

  • But most prostitutes dont drive up in branded autos do they?

  • I guess takeaway.

  • Why do I want a
    Filthy thing like that? No thanks

  • Take away pussy. Supposedly they sit in front of poker machines waiting for a call out. Waiting in a room for your turn, that’s just sick.

  • I never got a prostitute before but I feel weird if I saw a guy that had sex with a girl that I am next to have sex with. I rather not see a guy that had sex with a girl I am going to have sex with.

  • It might be legal in the uk but as far as i know it's still illegal in the usa

  • You will be amased, how much of this goes on in hotels.
    Part of room service..

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