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'Boner proof' underwear for men?

Boner proof underwear for men?
Okay, so this is kind of an odd one. Follow my thought process here...
I bought some underwear online for my husband. (I do most of the shopping and often buy him clothes, which he prefers so he doesn't have to do the time or leg work.) I thought this underwear looked good. Boxer briefs are our favourite. These happen to be a brand called Separtec https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B07476CB49/ref=ask_ql_qh_dp_hza?th=1
named after a feature they have which is an internal pouch in the front, which separates the penis from the balls. (Some guys like this. Makes them feel more secure, nestled in there, and it helps with Pete Schweddy's Balls - for your SNL fans out there.) Anyway, he likes them, so do I. I like the brown brand, and bamboo fabric (bamboo is an amazing development in the world of fabrics - both clothing and bath towels, sheets, etc. - it's extremely soft to the touch, and breathable/heat tends to dissipate well. Great for those who prefer to sleep cool in bed sheets. And it doesn't pill.)

Now months later, I received an email. Some potential buyer wanted to know something about them. I answered his q.
Then I went to read the other qs and responses. Now this is the funny part:

"Is it bonerproof?" asks some guy.
Answers:
1. "For a little guy like you would not worry about it."
2. "I love these trunks and after a year and a half of use they still fit amazing! That’s a lot of boners stretching these things right out but they always return back to normal."

So my question is, does this exist, and if there was/is such a thing as "boner-proof" underwear, would you buy it?

I imagine it would have very firm hold, which would probably not just prevent 'that' from happening when you don't want it to, but also suck in the gut, hold everything in somewhat.
Does that sound like a good idea, or just too uncomfortable? (Keep in mind when you answer this, how much Spanx, G-strings up the butt, etc etc women endure for you.)
Sounds like a good idea. I'd try it. (Even if it's a bit uncomfortable, with very firm-hold fabric.)
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Uh... no thank you. I don't want any part of that.
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