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'Boner proof' underwear for men?

Boner proof underwear for men?
Okay, so this is kind of an odd one. Follow my thought process here...
I bought some underwear online for my husband. (I do most of the shopping and often buy him clothes, which he prefers so he doesn't have to do the time or leg work.) I thought this underwear looked good. Boxer briefs are our favourite. These happen to be a brand called Separtec https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B07476CB49/ref=ask_ql_qh_dp_hza?th=1
named after a feature they have which is an internal pouch in the front, which separates the penis from the balls. (Some guys like this. Makes them feel more secure, nestled in there, and it helps with Pete Schweddy's Balls - for your SNL fans out there.) Anyway, he likes them, so do I. I like the brown brand, and bamboo fabric (bamboo is an amazing development in the world of fabrics - both clothing and bath towels, sheets, etc. - it's extremely soft to the touch, and breathable/heat tends to dissipate well. Great for those who prefer to sleep cool in bed sheets. And it doesn't pill.)

Now months later, I received an email. Some potential buyer wanted to know something about them. I answered his q.
Then I went to read the other qs and responses. Now this is the funny part:

"Is it bonerproof?" asks some guy.
Answers:
1. "For a little guy like you would not worry about it."
2. "I love these trunks and after a year and a half of use they still fit amazing! That’s a lot of boners stretching these things right out but they always return back to normal."

So my question is, does this exist, and if there was/is such a thing as "boner-proof" underwear, would you buy it?

I imagine it would have very firm hold, which would probably not just prevent 'that' from happening when you don't want it to, but also suck in the gut, hold everything in somewhat.
Does that sound like a good idea, or just too uncomfortable? (Keep in mind when you answer this, how much Spanx, G-strings up the butt, etc etc women endure for you.)
Sounds like a good idea. I'd try it. (Even if it's a bit uncomfortable, with very firm-hold fabric.)
Vote A
Uh... no thank you. I don't want any part of that.
Vote B
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  • Oh hell no... If you can imagine having a super swelling of let's say your foot. (Just trying to keep it family friendly)

    You first thing you want to do is to not put pressure on it. You pull your shoe off. Ok..

    You don't automatically think hey let's get a leather boot that is 4 sizes too small and jam that in and sinch it down.. Well maybe if your crazy but... that's just a crazy type of crazy..

    That being said...
    Now imagine that it's the most sensitive part of your average man.

    Nope... sorry... hard limit.. pineapple juice..

    I would rather my flag fly at the most inopportune moment.

    I honestly can't see how ladies wear bras I can't imagine that they are all that comfortable. Given my thoughts on under wear.

    • I like your writing style. Very creative and entertaining.

    • Thank you. I am glad that you enjoy it. I just hope that the day dont come around that your upset with some thing that we have disagreed upon.

    • A fair point. I read your most recent q. Just don't anon your comments to me. When I see your name, I will remember this. Context is key. I give a free pass at least one time.

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  • No thanks. The problem can generally be defeated (FOR FREE!) in general with maintained control of the heart & mind.

    The only exception to this is I suddenly discover that I'll be chronically stuck in a place where my… um, interests are always going to be there, continuously trying to… provoke reactions non-stop in an environment any such visible reactions would result in unfavorable outcomes, while I have no feasible means of escape. At that point (if I have no means of preventing my arrival there in the 1st place), I'd probably order with expedited-shipping.

    Outside of that, I see no need in my daily life.

    • I love this. Very, very clever 🦊.

Most Helpful Girl

  • 🤣🤣boner proof? Is that the same as padded bra (nipple proof) 🤣🤣

    • Hmmm, yes I think you might be right!

    • Lol, so are they padded 🤔🤣

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Some more fitted underwear can help mask an erection, especially compared to loose boxers, but I don't think any underwear can prevent an erection - unless you get into chastity devices...

  • Sound like they're comfortable I would try them but there is nothing that is boner proof I mean nothing sometimes not even a cold shower well depends on how long you're in there LOL

  • I voted A.. but I think it might be physically impossible for underwear to prevent an erection. You would almost have to construct the front pouch with a solid ‘cock-cage’, otherwise the penis is just going to grow and press its way outward against the fabric. Having said all that, I have quite a large erection, and I have had it happen at inconvenient times, but I am not sure that anyone would have noticed unless they had been staring right at my crotch! 😛☺️

    • A logical analysis. I concur!

    • 😁😊

    • Also.. just want to say how much I appreciate those “g-strings up the butt” etc.. you gals endure for your guys! 😁😛😊

  • lmao... NOPE
    very tight clothing is quite uncomfortable, and it can even be painful, I really don't know how some guys can live with skinny jeans.
    However, these sound great for sports, if they're indeed a cooler fabric, I'll look it up for the bamboo.

    • Exactly! Uncomfortable sucks. And, no pocket room for keys and phones. Grrr skinny jeans with saggy bums and tight ankles. No thank you. If you have to sit down to put on and take your jeans off, maybe something's wrong with that scenario... Yep, good for sports and the gym. Both the bamboo, and the pocket. Bamboo is not synthetic, yet it wicks away moisture, so sweat is not a problem.

  • Oh he## yes!!! Where can I get them!!! 😳

    • If you find them, let us know! Maybe this is how you make your fortune, Jj...

    • Maybe being a model 😂 but they did already make them right 🤔

  • I don’t know that it could solve the boner problem and still fit snug and comfortable. 🤷‍♂️

  • personally i like wearing loose boxers which dont hide anything when i get an erection

  • I've never had any problem with dealing with boners but something firmly pulling down my penis when it's swelling is very uncomfortable and exactly what I don't want. I just let it stand up very straight and wait for it to pass ^^ This was more of a problem when I was younger though I haven't had many random boners lately.

  • I wear lonsdale underwear, 95% cotton , very comfy, breathable and it gives good support.

  • Purely subjective to the level of comfort they do or don't bring. If there comfy and boner proof sign me up. I normally hide them well by just holding my leather jacket in the way but ya know if i didn't have that what would i do? lol

  • Still doesn't look engineered enough. Work some 316 stainless steel mesh and some tungsten cables on the front and that might do the trick.

  • Bulletproof underwear that's obscene and disrespectful to the male orientation. Encouraging men to be at odds with their erecting penis is sick and vindictive but encouraging them to be at peace with them is natural and it's already inspired the solution to the issue you mentioned it's called a fly

    'Boner proof' underwear for men?

    And even though I'm a party pooper because I concealed the Little rascals that little anymore behind an animated hot dog you can rest assured that a much enthusiastic erected Johnson is happily standing out there proud and free to enjoy the cooler that my censorship animated hot dog is denying you the benefit of seeing the benefits of that fly when open for self-threading of erecting Willies Johnson's wieners Richards johnsonville's etc

    • Ah, you're obviously irked about our other exchange. You think this is "sick and vindictive"? You ain't see nothin'. When I'm pissed, you'll know it. It's not like I suggested a cock cage. It's up to men. I'm sure men invented the cock cage, anyway.

  • No thank you... I don't need a male chastity belt. And you bought these for your husband? What were you thinking?

    • I didn't buy him 'boner proof' underwear! I bought him these, and used them as the picture for the topic. Because if you read what I wrote, I got an email asking if they were 'boner proof.' Uh... no? lol But that sparked this q, do they even exist, and what if they did?

    • @amandayvr Sorry, no offense was intended. I was trying to be funny, guess it's too late in the day for that. Just curious, though... if you had known in advance that some people consider these "boner-proof", would you have bought them for your husband?

    • lolol. Np. (A deftly placed emoji might have clarified.) I am anti-Spanx and various other bindings (because they're so uncomfortable), so no, I wouldn't have bought them. Bodies are not perfect and sometimes they get unruly, but oh well.

  • As embarrassing as a boner can be, I would never wear anything that was boner proof. That is just asking for damage to the ding ding.

  • I would think all of this is plausible. I for one can't wear silk for sensations that provides so I would equally imagine guys have issues with various fabrics unique to them.
    That topic aside, being pouched will definitely help in later life in the prevention of herniated testicles.
    Yes it happens, it's very painful, and damaging.

  • I really don't know what to think. Maybe i'm missing something, so i will just answer a second part of the question.

    No, i wouldn't buy boner-proof pants. I personally like more space down there, i don't like very tight underwear. So, i wouldn't buy them only to prevent people seeing my boner in public. Which i'm ok with, since it's just a natural, healthy, body reaction.
    And there are women who find it hot.

  • I would wonder if these underwear would cause me to get a boner cause If I wear silk boxer shorts all I got to do is lay down for the night and my cock keeps rubbing and getting hard sorry for the TMI and language but that does happen to me and I end up taking care of things or I won't sleep if they keep rubbing then I have a mess in my boxer shorts I got change them and wash down there?

  • I don't want any underwear that put emphasis on the penis.

  • I have had a very hard time looking for comfortable underwear. I might try these.

  • I’d imagine any kind of fabric would be rendered useless if you get a raging erection. Sure, you could make it thicker to eliminate an outline, but that would be ridiculously uncomfortable if it were made that thick. It would still show a bulge. A chastity ought to do the trick 😂 As someone who becomes hard when the wind blows in their direction, the waistband trick works fine. Just have to be sure to not raise my arms too much lol

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