I have a very long fat cock. What should I do with it?

[guydcurar]

[SueShe]

Butcher the beast and prepare a coq au vin with a good French Beaujolais wine. Of course, not the expensive one but more a Beaujolais Nouveau that you can use for cooking the coq au vin for several hours.

But, I don't recommend to take a fat rooster because the fat tends to give an off taste to the dish. It is best to take a rooster that is not too fat but has been fed on corn.

[guydcurar]

What a wonderful detailed answer! Smile

[justaguy173]

No need to kill it. If you're nice to it it will deliver up a sauce you can put on or in anything you like

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

You're 38, and you still don't know what a cock is used for 😂😂
So then maybe you should hang it up, call it a day...😂

[guydcurar]

Lmfao 🤪

[JuliaStyles]

You mean hang it on a meat hook?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@JuliaStyles 😂😂😂

[guydcurar]

Lmao julia

[justaguy173]

Their purpose is to give pleasure to both participants and release semen for reproduction. A woman's vagina provides the perfect friction to milk us dry and relieve that ever present urge.

[guydcurar]

You 2 ladies are cute, I’d play along

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Well, I mean you are askng what you should do with your cock🤷🏼‍♀️ I've seen guys say what they like to do with their cock, but asking what if you gotta ask, 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣🤣

[guydcurar]

I’m open to ideas as long as it involves a cutie like you two 😉 lol

[ShadezMcgee]

Have you tried cock and ball torture?

Trimming down and experiencing a new size altogether? Hedge clippers to take some off some of the tip and edges? Or if you want to go full extreme and go down to a stump, may I suggest a clever or machete?

[guydcurar]

Wow! So detailed! Have you tried that yourself? Sounds very interesting 😂 maybe someday 😆

[Leavesbound]

Well if it's that long you should have no problem sucking it yourself.

[guydcurar]

My back is too sore nowadays but I used to. It was pretty fun

[Screenwriter]

Porn start.

[guydcurar]

That’s an idea!!!

[Screenwriter]

Start as porn star is what I meant!! ha!

[guydcurar]

🤪 lol

[DizzyDesii]

Work it out so it can Lose some weight. Long is nice but fat dicks look like a hot dog ready to explode in someones microwave

[guydcurar]

Lmao!!! Working it good today then

[DizzyDesii]

Hahaha stroke the noodle 🤣

[guydcurar]

Yes ma’am! 🤪 stroking him good!

[JuliaStyles]

Stop trolling and stuff that sock back in your pocket.

Is alive and kickin'

[guydcurar]

🤪 too funny

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Hahahaha 🤣

[Newhead]

Stick in your male friends, men lowkey like to be piped.

[guydcurar]

Hmmm 🤮

[Angel_ika]

Try sucking yourself

[Cowboy6666]

ahahah good answer to that troll :P

[guydcurar]

I have, can’t do it anymore

[MasterOfReality]

Do you think he’d be here posting if he could?

[guydcurar]

It was a lot of fun

[MasterOfReality]

Shrinkage?

[guydcurar]

Bad back

[Jaylaa2000]

Make fried chicken with it.

[guydcurar]

Lmao 😋

[just_a_potato]

Try sticking it in your ass if it's so long

[Slim57]

Took my answer 😂

[just_a_potato]

@slim57 damn and I thought I was being original 😂

[guydcurar]

Lmao 😂 I could if I was into that

[ItsTheNephilim]

Suck it?

[guydcurar]

It’s too painful at my age, I used to!

[Bricealan]

Jack off?

[guydcurar]

Done and done

[Agape93]

@emmamary lol another yawn moment


Get some lube and shove it up your ass, perhaps?

[guydcurar]

That would be more than a yawn moment 😯

[Runnerc838]

Put it on a diet.

[guydcurar]

Lol, of what sort?

[Runnerc838]

No more flavored condoms.

[guydcurar]

Alas you speak truth sir

[andreasderjuengere]

Any chance to get it hard? :D
Otherwise: Barbecue.

[guydcurar]

Oh it’s always hard 😂 how do you barbeque?

[sheikalana]

Cook it.

[guydcurar]

Help me

[snackthatsmilesback]

Draw it a smiley face

[guydcurar]

That’s so much fun! 😂

[JosyJosy]

make a baby with it when you find the one

[guydcurar]

Yes ma’am

[maryisbreathing]

Nothing
Just cry

[guydcurar]

😭 oh okay!

[maryisbreathing]

It's always good and healthy to just let out your emotions

[guydcurar]

That’s very true!

[guydcurar]

Thanks for understanding

[justaguy173]

My emotions come out in squirts

[guydcurar]

Lmao

[lucyloo76]

Play with it..

[guydcurar]

Ok 👍 😏 done lol

[lucyloo76]

I thought you might

[guydcurar]

Too easy lol

[lucyloo76]

We all do it..

[guydcurar]

You have one too?

[lucyloo76]

Yes my pussy I play with a lot.

[guydcurar]

Don’t blame you for that! Sounds like a dream

[guydcurar]

How do you play?

[justaguy173]

I am right now. Been edging for hours

[justaguy173]

Hot. Are you tight?

[OliviaOfTheScots]

Pop it in a blender

[guydcurar]

Lol sure thing

[guydcurar]

What setting?

[jessiie06]

Cut it off.

[guydcurar]

Only if you help 😂

[TacosRAwesome]

Chop it up and put it in a sandwich.

[guydcurar]

Sounds delicious 🤤 😂