What is the weirdest kink anyone has ever asked you to do?

It’s not the dirtiest, or sluttiest thing anyone has ever asked me, but a guy wanted me to do “Disneyland.” What’s a “Disneyland” you ask? It’s evidently dressing up in theme costumes and “giving rides.” So dress like a pirate, dress like a ghost and stuff like that. It’s weird to think that I can’t say my body isn’t a theme park anymore
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  • A perfectly attractive girl I was with had previous family issues that left her believing she was at fault for them and thus was a "bad girl". She did not even hint at it until we were fully and frequently sexual. That's when she asked (pleaded?) with me to give her an enema. I assumed at first she was constipated and I declined because it was nasty and she could do that for herself.

    But she kept tearfully pleading with me to do it and it finally slipped out that she had been a "bad girl" and needed to be disciplined. Our sex (particularly her expert blowjobs) had been pretty good, so I gave in to keep things going.

    So she led me to the bathroom, pulled one of these out of the drawer and filled it with warm water.

    What is the weirdest kink anyone has ever asked you to do?

    Then, she got on her hands and knees naked in the bath tub. I lubed it up with some Vaseline conveniently nearby on the shelf and in it went.

    As soon as I started, she began making these little whimpering sounds and began to cry, saying she "was a bad girl and was sorry." I paused and she insisted that I keep doing it. On a hunch, I started giving her a painless ritual spanking along with the enema and I said "Yes, you have been!".

    When the bottle was empty, I slid it out and you know what happened next. The shower cleaned that up easily, though. After that, her temperament immediately mellowed and she gave me a championship blowjob. What I had just done crowded my mind, but I came anyway. Everybody's looking for something, I guess

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  • Giving rides? I mean cosplay of various sorts isn't all that unusual. I suppose a theme park is a good analogy though. An hour of anticipation and excitement followed by a few minutes of fun. Maybe we're all secretly theme parks?

    Weirdest kink I ran into myself was probably a mutilation fetish. Never have I ever been able to use the missing thumb trick as foreplay before!

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  • Hahaha.. Thats Weird and Insane 🤯😬

  • I bet you were an E Ticket Ride

  • I mean cosplay or dress up is quite common so i see that as normal tbh. And i am the one with weird kinks not normally the other person lol.

    • I’ve done cosplay and role play. But there’s a difference between being an alien and being the living embodiment of Space Mountain. Maybe it would have been more fun if there was a line.

    • At least it wasn't furriers? But yeah pretty weird been space mountain lmao.

  • I had a woman older than me that wanted me to put her over my knee and spank her.

  • I guess I have led a very sheltered life. I never did anything like that.

  • I dressed my wife up in a sexy Mrs Claus costume once and I dressed up in Green leggings and a red hat and used a voice change app to sound like an elf... and a bunch of us elves (me in my elf costume and a bag of dildos) fucked Mrs Claus while santa was out delivering toys.

  • guess i'm too much of a normie xD the "weirdest" kink i was asked for was choking.

  • Urinate inside them while fucking.

  • Hit them !! Punch them !!
    The other weird and very strange ones, I liked and agreed to..

  • Well, usually as a Dom I'm the one coming up with fun things to do.

    But, every once in a while I'll meet one that I'm not into (being watched). Years ago I was into breeding (kind of still am). Anyway, she wanted me to breed her in a park. Ok. While her husband watched. Ummm... I okd it as long as he stayed Interested car. Gave her two kids over. Park bench under a light, while he watched. They still don't know my name.

  • I dated this black guy for a while. Every time we had sex, he wanted me to beg him to make me pregnant. For whatever reason, he got off on that.

  • Put it in her butt and ask her if “daddy’s little girl likes it like that?” I did it,... But I didn’t like it.

  • I'm a lesbian. I agreed to using a strapon during sex and when my partner put it on, she told me to suck her dick lmao.

    • thats hot