Too vague... A guy that's not supposed to be there? Here's got a five second head start to get TF out or he'll be very sorry... A boyfriend/significant other that belongs in my bed, I doubt he'd masturbate when he knows he'd just have to wake me up... Sex trumps masturbation when it's good 🙂 But come on, if you live with someone for any length of time as a couple, seeing each other masturbate shouldn't be a big deal... Hell my hubby used to masturbate in the tub with the door open and then talk to me so' s I'd come to the bathroom door to hear what he was saying 🤣

I wouldn't /just/ masturbate him. I'd be a pal and help him out.

What's my relationship with him? If we are close enough I'd probably offer my mouth instead of his hand.

I'd leave the bus and call the cops.

aroused depends on if he's hot. If he's not I won't even watch.

I’d offer to help him cum anyway I could

If it's my boyfriend then I would help him. If it's a stranger then there is always a knife in kitchen.

Asked him to stroke my penis with his mouth. 💞

If he’s in my house he better run for his life!

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Brainsbeforebeauty Editor
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Too vague... A guy that's not supposed to be there? Here's got a five second head start to get TF out or he'll be very sorry...
A boyfriend/significant other that belongs in my bed, I doubt he'd masturbate when he knows he'd just have to wake me up... Sex trumps masturbation when it's good 🙂
But come on, if you live with someone for any length of time as a couple, seeing each other masturbate shouldn't be a big deal... Hell my hubby used to masturbate in the tub with the door open and then talk to me so' s I'd come to the bathroom door to hear what he was saying 🤣
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queenfreddie Xper 5
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I wouldn't /just/ masturbate him. I'd be a pal and help him out.
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- aieeazumui
  +1 y
  You mean handjob?
- queenfreddie
  +1 y
  @aieeazumui Maybe a handjob, maybe more.
- Red_Arrow
  +1 y
  If I was asleep and started masturbating, I would want to wake up next to you. :-)

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CharlieBadger Yoda
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What's my relationship with him? If we are close enough I'd probably offer my mouth instead of his hand.
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BlacklightShade Yoda
+1 y
I'd leave the bus and call the cops.
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- Still-alive
  +1 y
  Oh him? He’s just Wally the homeless guy. Let him be.
rxm_bxl Xper 6
+1 y
aroused depends on if he's hot. If he's not I won't even watch.
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- aieeazumui
  +1 y
  If he's hot then? What if he's average face but got nice dick?
BlondeGoneWild Guru
+1 y
I’d offer to help him cum anyway I could
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kriti000 Xper 4
+1 y
If it's my boyfriend then I would help him.
If it's a stranger then there is always a knife in kitchen.
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- aieeazumui
  +1 y
  You won't even have a look at the penis of a stranger man who has exposed penis in front of you?
- kriti000
  +1 y
  Nope
- aieeazumui
  +1 y
  Why hate the penis so much?
Agape93 Master
+1 y
Like a stranger?
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- wavelover69
  +1 y
  no. like a guy you met or boyfriend.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  If it’s a guy I met, then he’s going to die. Wake up my dogs and then he’s done. But if it’s my boyfriend, remind him he just needs to wake me up and ask :/ he doesn’t need to stand there like a creeper
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  You would have it chewed off him you mean?
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- Agape93
  +1 y
  No. I mean exactly as I said, my dogs will kill him. He’s an intruder and they know what to do with intruders.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  this is very violent.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  And it can take a while too. When a guy broke into my house years ago, he was dead by the time the cops came 15 minutes later.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  You seem violent.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  I am violent.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  have you seen threapy for that?
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Why would I need therapy?
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  to work out the violence.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  No need. My temper is in check long as some asshole doesn’t break into my house
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  what if he was eating out of your refrigerator to?
- Agape93
  +1 y
  If he was just eating from my fridge and NOTHING ELSE, then I’ll just hold him at gunpoint until the cops come.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  You are evil.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Some say that, yeah. I’m fine with the label.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  You should be in prison.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Why? I’m not the one breaking the law.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  If your full of violence, aren't you a danger to society. Yes you are.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Being dangerous when threatened isn’t a crime.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  You seem confused.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Except I’m not confused
- Agape93
  +1 y
  If you’re not going to start making sense, I’m going to start removing your comments on this comment stream
BobbyC65 Guru
+1 y
Asked him to stroke my penis with his mouth. 💞
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Wise4myage Master
+1 y
If he’s in my house he better run for his life!
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Anonymous
+1 y
Probably looking in a mirror..
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Anonymous
+1 y
I'll run my dick with his dick
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Anonymous
+1 y
Disgusted by it
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- aieeazumui
  +1 y
  What's disgusting about it
Anonymous
+1 y
If its like my partner id help him out
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- wavelover69
  +1 y
  Def!
- ND4SPD31
  +1 y
  How would u help him out? Lol. Like what would u wanna do?
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  @ND4SPD31 help him finish in whichever way he wants. Nuff said
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- ND4SPD31
  +1 y
  Ha ok. Thanks for answering. 🙂
Anonymous
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I’d probably call the police 🤨
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- wavelover69
  +1 y
  why?
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  If I woke up and saw that? How did he get into my house and into my bedroom?
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  Don't know but why not enjoy the show?
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- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Because that’s gross and creepy as hell. Why would anyone enjoy that? It crosses every boundary and not to mention illegal. So I would call the police and have him arrested for breaking and entering and indecency.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  what if he was say 86 like an old dude?
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  or 103?
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  I’m 22 so that would be even worse. I don’t care what age he is I will literally beat the crap out of anyone who enters my house like that.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  You would beat the poor old guy?
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  why are you not more tolerant?
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Tolerant of a home invader, pleasuring himself to an unconscious woman? You’re joking right?
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  joking how?
- Agape93
  +1 y
  You’re asking why she isn’t more tolerant towards a guy who could be there to rape or kill her. Dude. Common sense.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  That's assumption. It was the fear that created it.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  No shit and it’s reasonable too. Middle of the night while we are asleep, some dude just breaks into the house, stands over us and masturbates. None of that is ok.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  It worry the ones.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Huh? Fix the grammar dude.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  me? is this who?
- Agape93
  +1 y
  I don’t care if it worries you.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  What is worrying?
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Dude you’re not making any sense. “It worry the ones.” Makes no sense.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  Your confused?
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Because the sentence doesn’t make any sense.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  a sense about what?
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Yeah I would beat the old man why should I tolerate a man breaking into my house and pleasuring himself next to me? In what world is that ever okay? Just say you’re a raging pervert already
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  okay Ill use a squirrel as example to understand, see where Im going?
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Exactly. Dude at minimum should get the shit beaten out of him. At minimum.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  So the violence is the answer to all problems?
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Yeah when you break into someone’s house and sexually assault them you deserve more than a beating
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  Maybe try talking to him.
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  How about I just break his legs instead.
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Sounds much better.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  again, why not ask him why he did it?
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Why would we talk to a home invader with clear thoughts of lust? No way in fucking hell. He dies.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Who cares why he did it? I sure don’t.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  you don't get to decide who lives.
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  I’m not wasting a single breath on someone who breaks into my house, I don’t give a shit why he did it. He’s still getting the shit beaten out of him either way.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  and if the courts put you in jail for it, what would you do?
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  He doesn’t get to break into my house. Don’t wanna die? Don’t break into my house and sexually harass me. Simple.
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Gladly go to jail with no regrets.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  I do when they break into my house and Commit a sexual assault or even perceive to do so. Someone does that, they’re going to be literally ripped apart before I even consider calling the cops. They’ll suffer before they die.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  and so you would show no remorse?
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Why should I?
- Agape93
  +1 y
  They won’t jail me for self defense. I’ve been down this road once. I’ll do so again if I must.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Why would I show remorse?
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Men are honestly a different fucking bread I hate them so much
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Breed tf
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  I don't think you are telling the truth.
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  I don’t care what you think.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Thankfully not all men are like that. But guys that are need to disappear.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Don’t care what you think dude.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  so now you hate guys? Turn this into male hateing huhu?
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Yeah I hate men like you who think women should be tolerant of male harassment
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  so now you assume my gender?
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  You chose your gender when you made your profile moron
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Or sexual assault. Or home invasions. You’re so deep in your own fantasy you don’t seem to comprehend the risk we would have to take and the trauma it could cause us. No, you only care about yourself. Fuck that.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Dude your on a guy account. You picked it.
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  This guy clearly isn’t the brightest of the bunch, he’s dense as fucken
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Yeap agreed.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  You seem angry, Im not angry at all.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Nobody cares if you’re angry or not. Your opinion is utterly shit.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  Why the attitude?
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  You lack a brain so that isn’t surprising
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  I have a brain or I wouldn't be able to write this. A brain is required to write.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  You’re literally asking us to be tolerant and nice to a dude who breaks into houses and sexually assaults people
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Yeah just because you can write doesn’t mean it makes any sense lmao
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  @Agape93 where?
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Dude you’re dense as shit. Learn to fucking read and have some common sense. You’re an adult, not 5.
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Wouldn’t be too hopeful of that happening. He must have something wrong with him there’s no way someone can genuinely be this stupid.
- Agape93
  +1 y
  I agree. I’m just going to disconnect from this stupidity. I suggest doing the same.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  @Agape93 Im laughing because this was taken way out of proportion and not what the original question meant at all.
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  You’re the one who blew it out of proportion by asking those dumb ass questions.
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  You’re the one who entertained this for so long by creating those little scenarios just to be a creepo
- Agape93
  +1 y
  Like I said, just disconnect from this creep. You won’t get any sense with him.
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  You guys got mad over what didn't mean so so I thought why not play along.
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  We got mad because you started with those perverted scenarios, what the fuck do you expect? You’re an absolute fucking brain dead moron. Seriously. I agree with Agape, I’m done here because you have the attitude and personality of a 12 year old. Try growing up and losing the perverted personality. Byeee
- wavelover69
  +1 y
  You judging.