Should we ban large dildos to protect men's feelings?

Question

As we all know men are obsessed with penis size, and no matter how many times we tell them most men aren't hung like donkeys, they won't listen. Now it's hardly surprising when we're all a bunch of hypocritical whores who smile politely at their 5 Inches then show them our 10 inch dildos.
According to one popular sextoy seller dildos under 5 inches never sell.

This must have an impact on men's mental health. So is it time to say no to big dildos and bring in laws to keep them under 6 inches?

Should we ban large dildos to protect mens feelings?

razelove · Accepted Answer

It would set a dangerous precedent. More likely would be fleshlights or the life-like dolls being banned in a country, if they aren't already, because they objectify women too much or something similar. Which would open the pathway to what you're speaking of, this penis is unrealistic, so ban it.

Next would be people who are far outside the norm in breast size, penis length, width, whatever being "normalized"

I laughed when I read what you wrote, then realized just how many insecure people I know, male and female that would say one thing, but 100% vote to make everything as vanilla, basic, and insecure as they are just because they lack imagination to make up for some defining physical characteristic.

Chinese citizens went along with the one child policy when it was implemented, even when it included forced abortions and sterilization. That was them self enforcing "normalcy" I don't see anything going down differently if laws on sex were implemented in the west. People are most terrifying when they're doing "what's right".

MrOracle · Accepted Answer

When a dildo can kiss you passionately, put you over its lap and spank your ass, suck on your nipples until you cream, pound you for an hour in different positions even when you reach the point where you can't move anymore, THEN I'll be worried. Until then, knock yourselves out.

Screenwriter · Accepted Answer

Dildos are devices to achieve orgasms that have nothing to do with real men. They are fantasy devices also. This too has nothing to do with men of flesh and blood.

Women don't care if men use "pocket pussies." They're DEVICES. The real thing is always far superior. Devices are just to make do.

Brainsbeforebeauty · Accepted Answer

Hahahahaha 🤣 just like if they ban guns, a lot of gun owners would be reporting their guns as "stolen", if they ban dildos, uhhh mines was stolen, yup yup it was, "really"🤣

Tiffany_Taylor_Made · Answer

No. If you ban big dildos because you want to protect men's feelings, you would be taking away our feelings because big dildos feel better than the small ones.

northerngal · Answer

To hell with guys hurt feelings... do you think they care about our feelings when oogling women with big boobs? lol For me the fun is trying to find a guy who is a match for my toys.

DaisyM23 · Answer

I can’t believe people actually said yes 😂

weysally · Answer

why ban them according to most men they all got bigger ones than that

ChrisMaster69 · Answer

I am also shocked that a dildo, no matter it’s age, how long it’s been left soaking in alcohol will perform the same.

there is apparently not a slot for viagra in dildos, I was told that bizarrely even with old ones, they work with out the need for any ‘stimulants’

also on the Women Do DIT show, it was shown that your average dildo can hammer a nail in further than the average cock, in fact, one dildo manager to put up a full semi of picture frames and it took 8 guys and ladders to only so one room.

Ditto626 · Answer

I'd say no we shouldn't ban them. But can you women be more honest and just say you need bigger than what we have. You wouldn't believe how much amateur content I've seen on Reddit of women of varying body types (lots of petite girls though) taking big dildos (8 inches) and massive dildos (physically impossible sizes even for NBA players). And don't even get me started on Bad Dragon dildos. How women even put those in them still baffles me. Whenever I see those videos I know women are lying when they say average/small feels good. Just don't lie to us.

ohshee · Answer

LMAO NO Dont Ban anything ., keep it the way it is. If a guy is not smart enough to realize it is what it is and wants to sit around and mope about it let him do it if you want to sit around and cry about not spilling his milk then let him do it but if you keep it the way it is eventually and you keep asking these questions eventually one guy the time will realize what you put into and the time you take to get it right is what you're going to get out of it and for any guy that doesn't understand what I'm saying go buy a bunch of hand tools and build yourself something if you don't know how to use that tool then whatever your building is going to look like shit so of course you're going to feel like shit at least try and get into it tweak it make it your own you don't have to follow the same blueprint as everybody else because if you haven't noticed everybody else sucks

GnatSocks · Answer

Unironically, yes. Dildos, flashlights, porn, etc should be banned. It isn't good for people. Fight me, nerds.

Bellatris · Answer

Not only not ban them, but make them even larger.

The_Maphio · Answer

Should we ban kitchen knives because they cut and could be used to stab people?
Good luck cooking with forks and spoons. And sporks.

There's a reason if the word "average" was born and it's in reference of what it's considered standard.
If somebody among a huge amount of people drew the short straw (kinda fitting this time), it's not the case to ruin the game for everyone else.

jshm2 · Answer

I'm more concerned about the environmental damage of dildo production and disposal.

Men can be buried, composed and not harm the environment. These dildo's are made of non-biodegradable plastics and fuck the environment worse than most.

Hence why the cucumber and courgette industry are really missing a trick here to really expand. They can easily butt fuck the dildo industry and create metaphors and memes to last a generation. As well as save that generation from environmental catastrophe.

Kas19 · Answer

That would be weird.

0112358 · Answer

That's surprisingly narrow. I thought women liked thick?

snackthatsmilesback · Answer

If an inanimate object can fuck better than you that's your own fault.

exitseven · Answer

It takes a lot more than size to please a woman.

humanearth · Answer

Only the young ones think like this. Just snip them and super glue a dildo on. That should shut them up

Tommy300 · Answer

I am a 18 year old boy and penis size is a sensitive topic for guys but this is America can people should be able to buy what they however when it comes to the size you like in a toy your might want to be a little more sensitive to the guy you're dating. Some guys are into that kind of stuff to tho.

MannMitAntworten · Answer

Tattoo within your inner thigh, “Minimum length to ride.” in the same way amusement parks do for their rides. The undersized will quietly excuse themselves.