An allergic reaction caused his penis to get trapped in me. Is it normal?
purplepoppyMaster
A couple of days ago I enjoyed some sesame seed rolls for lunch and thought nothing of it. However earlier today, while engaging in anal sex, one or more of those little seeds found their way on to his penis causing an allergic reaction. His penis swelled up the size of a coconut trapping us both until the ambulance arrived.
He knew he was allergic to sesame seeds so it's his fault for not asking if I had been eating sesame products before hand.
So just how often does this kind of thing happen? Is it normal?
It's normal
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Not normal
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Jesus feckin christ, is this what gags sank to now
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ChrisMaster69Master
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Bizarrely you are advised to ask your partner if they have an alergies,
if you give oral after eating nuts, you can cause an allergic reaction in your partner if they are allergic to nuts,
it is also possible that nuts can find their way in to your semen.
I always knew there was a reason the girls wanted to take me to McDonald's to buy me a Big Mac at lunch time but I didn't know until now what the truth really was thank you so much for this question I'm ordering two Big Macs next time
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DaisyM23Yoda
+1 y
I mean it’s an allergic reaction but seriously? 😂 He can’t ask if you’ve ate sesame every time before and did you not know he was allergic?
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yofuknutz
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You see the choke collar on her Daisy do you think she has any oxygen left
elizamichale1Guru
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Lol wowww no its not normal but i wouldn't mind to be in that situation though
Slide a knitting needle up your ass to poke a hole in his dick to let it deflate. But hold it tightly so it does not shoot out as the pressure is relieving.
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yofuknutz
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Where you from Brooklyn what the hell is wrong with you don't get too crazy girl anymore crazy ideas
Jaylaaa2000Xper 6
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Yup normal. I still got 3 guys stuck in me from last week😭
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yofuknutz
+1 y
Must be the Happy Meal
RedSauceXper 4
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No that isn't normal, but I have heard of it happening before
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Andres77Master
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Something like that happened to our dog earlier this year and we had to wait until the swelling went down.
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NobodyherebutmeXper 4
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LoL You should be writing scripts for Hollywood comedies.
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ToastyOatsXper 6
+1 y
This whole story is definitely a turn off.
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WiredoneGuru
+1 y
Damn. That must have been embarrassing to have medics get his dick out of your ass. Did you have to go to the hospital or were they able to get it out where you were? Lucky for me I don't have any food allergies so that never happened to me
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COMMODOREIIMaster
+1 y
Lmao 😂😂😂😂 you kill me girl!
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CreamySeedXper 7
+1 y
Are you sure you weren’t fucking a dog with a knotted dick? 🍆🐕
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Bean2thousandXper 5
+1 y
You let him go in your pooper without telling him there were sesame products in there? Big no no!
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EaterPeterGuru
+1 y
It must be very painful for you.
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EaterPeter
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Thanks for like!
ItsMeItsMe1989Yoda
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LMAO
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jimmy2Master
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Lol sex caused me to go to a hospital that show was a joke till now lollol lol. Sorry your ass ok
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SpaceGalaxyGuru
+1 y
Have some peppers next time and see how his penis reacts to it.
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lycanthrope3Yoda
+1 y
It is normal, shit happens. He should have confided his allergies, this could have been prevented.
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imbeingmyselfXper 5
+1 y
excuse me seriously u needed to call an ambulance? I'm interested in what u told them when u called and also what they did to separate u too if u don't mind me telling
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