Why do guys pretend their penises are bigger than they are?

If the goal is to have sex with me... why lie when if you are successful in getting naked in front of me I will instantly be able to tell you are lying. The logic isn't there.
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  • It's kind of like doorbusters at black Friday sales. They lie and make it seem there is a lot, but you end up disappointed by the lack of supply. They figure you are going to stick around since you already made the trip.

    And just like Christmas decorations at those same stores... they always come too early.

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    • Better to come early than not come at all.

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  • Because this how we all grew up hearing older guys talking about their manhood size (which they don't have) got them alllllll the chicks (that they never got) try to grow up hearing all that for 10 years 🤷‍♂️.
    Those who break this habit are not many, no one knows what is normal size until they start having sex, all the guys in pornos have a long dong and that is their vision and standard as "normal" and no one is trying to change that because it is impossible, so the "tradition" keeps on living

  • Wishful thinking. I try to be honest and tell the girl as soon as it seems appropriate about my 2.5 inch penis but I do try to show off my oral skills once or twice first so maybe it won't matter as much to her. So basically the only thing I might brag about is how enthusiastic I would be to give her head and yes I actually do absolutely love giving head to a girl.

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  • Because they want you to laugh when you find out what they really have.

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  • All you need to do is look around GAG for a few minutes to see that the strong majority of men are extremely into their own dicks and obsess to an unhealthy degree about them. A lot of this comes from porn and the unrealistic general sizes that men think all women want. I can imagine many fantasize about being well-endowed or believing we all want him to be that they fib about it. I don't get it either.

    • Good observation and I agree. I'm also sure that a lot of them want to send you dick pics to prove what they have - or don't have.

  • I have often wondered this same thing. Living in a fantasy world? They think you don’t understand measurements?

  • same as people who fill their plate at a carvery, their eyes are bigger than their stomach, with dicks its their imaginations

  • Its the man version of the push up bras & the bra pads.

    Some guys feel insecure about their penis size, some women feel insecure about their boob size...
    Insecure people exaggerate & do things to make their assets look/sound bigger than they actually are.

  • *sigh* That is... An extremely stupid thing we men do. As you say, it makes no sense to lie about it. Maybe they think that the lie will lure you and, once the clothes are off, it will be too late to back off so they win. I am personally against that.

  • I need an excuse for taking my wheelbarrow everywhere with me.

    if it’s not for my exceedingly large testicles what could it be for...

    Why do guys pretend their penises are bigger than they are?
  • I've never had a problem with that and that's because I used the term little Stevie I don't like to pretend anything I don't like to fake anything I like to be me I do believe bigger is better at the same time you better know how to use it so so no matter what little Stevie works just fine

  • I agree with you. Why lie. As long as the penis works and gives both of you great orgasms who cares!!!

  • Exactly.

  • Sounds like you have a preference size.

  • Lmfao

  • Omfg I hate this so badly

    • has it actually happened to you?

    • All the damn time

    • Damn. Where? On here?

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  • I have a tic tac…..

  • Maybe they assume that it will need to be big to fill your massive vagina? 🤔

    Only kidding bruh, I don't know. Bullshit is part of our thing 🤷‍♂️

    • It is like a hallway down there. A small family rents it out as a vacation destination.

    • How very accommodating of you 👀

  • The logic is pretty simple. Lie about it, girl won't turn you down right away. Then after she gets to know you, she may look past it. Plus then insecurity's exist which would make people lie about it illogically anyway.

  • They're probably hoping you wouldn't notice the size difference IRL

  • Just dumb

  • To boost their own ego and because they assume we won’t notice the truth

  • I agree. Lying about size is definitely bad if you plan to get naked at some point in the relationship. Nothing worse (in my mind) than the major disappointment you get from a guy overstating what he has.

    • Some like to play a joke on you. Unfortunately with some the joke is what is in their pants.

  • If it leads to them getting naked in front of you they figure you might just go through with it anyway at that point.

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