Why does it take guys so long to poop?

[WowwGirl]

I couldn't decide on the image.

[ponderingmind]

It’s our moment alone, all to ourselves. And we read or masturbate sometimes also.

[ponderingmind]

Well, the joystick is right there... available and easy access...

[ponderingmind]

Yeah we play with it

[ponderingmind]

It’s really the most private time and place in our day! People will leave you alone unlike any other place and time. So yeah, reading, playing on phone, shopping, jerking off. I joke and call it my office tbh

[WowwGirl]

Love me the honesty

[ponderingmind]

Lol, you’re welcome there. I’m not bashful, just keep it a secret from people I know so they’ll continue to leave me alone lol!

[ponderingmind]

Thanks for MHO

[jeremy455]

Its like being in labor, it takes s long time.

[TurboKid]

I'm a speed-pooper. Don't read in the toilet or use the phone. I bet I could race people and come out a winner.

[TurboKid]

I do clean well though and wash hands!

[WowwGirl]

Okay 👍

[TurboKid]

I think some guys probably find it very relaxing to sit on the toilet like the mention of silence. I don't so much. I'm an extrovert. I wanna get out and talk to people.

[TurboKid]

You know, I'm missing the party out there if I spend too long in the toilet.

[WowwGirl]

Lol good

[N192K001]

I'm not sure about the others, but I don't just poop: I freaking empty my bowels. Then, I end the session.

[myname604]

I think some things are best left unknown and sacred for men as some things should be for girls.
This would be one of those things I would hope to be kept their secret.

[loves2learn]

I’ve also often wondered this. 🤔
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Also how come men get to poop in peace and I can’t without a child or a husband knocking on the damn door to ask me something? 🤨 Same goes for showering in peace. Ugh.

[MasterKS]

@loves2learn poor wife!

[WowwGirl]

@loves2learn I agree

[Still-alive]

you should tell this to him so he knows that mommy's poopy time is her time only and he should watch the kids during it. :P

[loves2learn]

We’ve discussed it. Apparently it’s a difficult concept to grasp. 😒

[Still-alive]

oh yeah girls don't poop. forgot :P

[loves2learn]

Exactly. That’s why we have surgery for bowel obstruction. Lol

[Singlebimom]

Same here but im single mom and kids always coming in when im in bath or shower... crazy... so i do it back when they in shower and bath lol

[loves2learn]

@singlebimom my kids are little. They don’t care if I walk in on them. Lol

[OlderAndWiser]

I sit on a toilet in Florida but my asshole's in Washington.

[MasseurDeMojo]

Some of us just have a lot to get rid of!! And no wise person wants to go in behind us; they may pass out and die!!!

[Pasiton5]

No you didn't go there, TMI ugg gas mask please hurry,

[summiter]

Eat more fiber

[WowwGirl]

Good tip

[Leavesbound]

Guys are more prone to dehydration than girls and dehydration can slow down the bowels.

[Astarlessnightsky]

We play pokemon.

[normalice]

I spend most of my time pooping just basking in the silence. Especially at work, its nice to spend some time being inaccessible.

[Lynx122]

We're not pooping we're enjoying the peaceful moment :P

[kkirk4442]

I'm guessing for two reasons. First, it's time alone. Second, most guys don't eat as healthy of a diet as women do, and thus they get less roughage in their diet, which makes them take longer to poop.

[InfobotLives]

Well, you girls keep telling us that we're full of shit so we clearly have a lot to get rid of 👍

[WowwGirl]

👍👍👍

[loves2learn]

Heyyy-ohhhh!

[WowwGirl]

@loves2learn lmao

[Wowie101]

We enjoy the “time alone”

[pjf1958]

We're too busy planning our remodeling of our bathrooms.
1) redesign the current toilet out of a recliner.
2) use the stud finder to locate the cross beams. This will ensure a stable and safe place for the entertainment system.
3) Lastly, the correct placement of the refridgerator.

[slatyb]

How many have you timed? If a guy is spending a long time in the bathroom he's likely masturbating.

[BakedBeanieBabie]

Because they're into a real deep magazine or article on their phone.

[Singlebimom]

True lol... Same here but im single mom and kids always coming in when im in bath or shower... crazy... so i do it back when they in shower and bath lol

[Crazybeeguy]

Apparently they are shy poopers.
And it's also a VR experience too!

[Dragonpurple]

Not all do, but if I stop at a truck stop then yeah those guys take forever but then again if your job involves you sitting around all day, it can make it take longer.

There is also medications that can cause issues too, but who knows... everyone is different.