Which would you wipe your arse on?
However last night you had a huge vindaloo that now wishes to depart via the back exit.
After 5 mins of rectal burning hell and the loss of 5lbs you need a good wipe.
Alas there is no toilet paper and you've no way of getting any. But you have your hot dates napkin and a bunch of banknotes.
Which one do you use?
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