If You & Your Lover Were Caught Bottomless and Engaging in Coitus While Standing, What Would Your Reaction Be?

[supercutebutt]

VOTE BELOW!

A Horny Couple, moments prior to removing their pants to facilitate the act of unprotected coital activity while standing

Let's say you thought you were alone with your lover, so you decided to remove your pants and begin partaking in sexual intercourse while in the standing position. Then someone, totally out of the blue, walks in and catches you. How would you react?

[Makeushiver]

Check them out and if she looked good, invite her to stay & play or go away. If its a guy probably start with, excuse me and hope it doesn't turn into something that makes me lose my hard on

[supercutebutt]

If it's a dude, maybe you could finally get to be the Lucky Pierre. :) The bucket list might get shorter!

[Still-alive]

I'd be confused as to why i keep calling it 'coitus' in my brain instead of just the typical 'fucking' but otherwise ehhh standing sex is still fun!

[supercutebutt]

g@g will call me a monster and subtract 7 points if i use that kinda language. :(

[Still-alive]

mean! well they call it that on Big Bang Theory all the time so it is acceptable as a nerd myself! *nods with approval*

[loves2learn]

I’d probably try to pretend like we’re were having sex. Unless they cheered us on, then I’d be proud. Lol

[Red_Arrow]

Everybody loves a good show! :-)

[dem_hero]

I really wanted to choose heart hands, but I dunno about that lol

[supercutebutt]

Vote for it! You only live once.

[dem_hero]

I already voted 😏

[On_cloud_wine]

Purrrr *wink* and continue to do my thing. We’re young and in love.. you’re welcome for the show

[supercutebutt]

105 years young.

[Alexz0]

Just carry on, it's no big deal.

[karaspara]

I'd love it to be option G but honestly D

[loveslongnails]

That might depend on who caught us !!

[Kelly6]

Proud

[Jerre]

I voted G. Would not bother me abit, keep. On fuckinhh until we cum.

[msc545]

I would say - "can you excuse us please"?

[krin_m]

Why would it be our problem? Meh, get over it!

[scorpion2662]

İ say fucck of man 😂

[Anonymous]

Well I'd be embarrassed as all hell. And if they didn't shut the door I'd yell at them to either watch or get out. Hopefully they pick the latter, I don't want onlookers.