At what age did you learn how to pee into a toilet standing up without leaving a mess?

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Answer 1

MTC29 | 1.9K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

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I have no idea. I have a younger sister who had to squat to pee, and I understood early on that standing to pee was a major advantage.

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FoxnEagle

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I came to post and realized all my answers have already been posted :D
Thank you fellow men for keepin' it honest and funny!

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Iron_Man | 8.5K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

Who knows probably instantly as soon as I could walk

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ChrisMaster69

Master

I would love to give an age, however it’s definitely work in progress.

I still occasionally miss that huge white hole.

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FunkyMonkee | 4.6K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

Oh, WITHOUT leaving a mess? Well... OOOOO!! LOOK!!! A CHANDELIER!!!

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OlderAndWiser | 11.2K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

I think it was in the Bronze Age.

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Apple1996 | 5.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Master

Men never stop making a mess

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Paulychicago10

1 y
Yes we do. When its in the shower. No mess left behind.

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Apple1996

1 y
@Paulychicago10 very true lol Do you guys always aim for the drain or just let it flow everywhere?

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Paulychicago10

1 y
I can't answer for all, but me, drain.

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Apple1996

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@Paulychicago10 Haha yeah I think most men aim for the drain but seems pointless since your already cleaning yourself so why not just pee?

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Paulychicago10

1 y
Well I try not to get it where it may stay for awhile. I try to get the pee in the stream of water so it goes directly into the drain.

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Still-alive

1 y
sometimes its unintentional i swear. but i always clean up jic it happens

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Paulychicago10

Yes we do. When its in the shower. No mess left behind.

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Apple1996

@Paulychicago10 very true lol Do you guys always aim for the drain or just let it flow everywhere?

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Paulychicago10

I can't answer for all, but me, drain.

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Apple1996

@Paulychicago10 Haha yeah I think most men aim for the drain but seems pointless since your already cleaning yourself so why not just pee?

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Paulychicago10

Well I try not to get it where it may stay for awhile. I try to get the pee in the stream of water so it goes directly into the drain.

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Still-alive

sometimes its unintentional i swear. but i always clean up jic it happens

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Joshua0213 | 1.3K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

Like 13, I always sat down before that

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jahaims | 3.5K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Guru

Probably 4ish

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OnTheLevel | 3.1K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Explorer

I'm still working on it.

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Seppel | 5.2K opinions shared on Sexuality topic.

Yoda

I don't know

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Anonymous

I still leave a mess.

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