In the recent Boris/Biden wife swap who got the best deal?

[purplepoppy]

In these turbulent times we all know best way to strengthen Anglo American ties is to swap wives for night. So who got the best deal?

Updates:

[Leavesbound]

You have a dirty mind. I like dirty minds! As much as I think our first lady is a beautiful woman, I think Mr. Pres. got the better end of the deal. He's old enough to be Mrs. Johnson's grandfather.

[Guffrus]

I guess it would have to be Bojo on the basis that even if Biden can still cum its likely to be quite similar to what you see when there is a hole in your vaccum cleaners dust collection bag.

[weysally]

if they swapped for the night the one that got the best deal is the one that is more satisfied then the others

[jshm2]

To be honest, Boris has a history of being a philandering bum. He banged his best friends wife, if the rumours are to be believed.

Explains why Biden is keeping his wife on his left instead of right.

[MTC29]

I always thought that Buckshot Joe's wife Jill looked like Camilla Parker Bowles- which is not a compliment.

[DaveToo]

MY President doesn't just LOOK like a President, he ACTS like a President, he's intelligent, like I expect my President to be.

[Avicenna]

Boris's wife is hot. No one wants that old hag Jill. Gropey Joe wins that exchange...

[snackthatsmilesback]

The symbolism of the color red vs that of the black spot suggests that Johnson got the better deal.

[Bean2thousand]

I'm not allowed to talk about fat rapists or necrophiles anymore, so I can't say.

[EnglishEuropean]

Carrie is wack but I suspect she bangs like a barn door.

[Still-alive]

Ohhh those nincompoops! Why actually work when they can be exchanging wives instead!

[CubaPirate]

LMFAO Mr Bumble everyone's favourite chimp or chump perhaps

[PaleCymr]

They all look like he's got a granade n want to run he probably wanted to do sum pedo bashing

[Tstrbrainer]

Boris's wife is hotter.
So Biden wins 😉

[loves2learn]

Boris looks the worst, his wife looks the best.

[lycanthrope3]

Jill Biden got the worst of it

[Anonymous]

Boris wife looks better

[Wise4myage]

Uncle Joe wins.

[COMMODOREII]

Dang lol

[Waldoe]

Mrs. Biden

[ItsMeItsMe1989]

what?