Guys, How do I ask my best guy friend what his penis length is in a way that has the best chance of him answering honestly?

[Anonymous]

Summary:
- He has a really huge penis
- We’ve had a flirtatious history but never did anything sexual
- We’ve sometimes lightly touched on some sexual topics but only penis length once and briefly
- and should I mention I noticed he has a huge penis?

He has a really huge penis. I noticed a very clear outline of his penis a number of times through his pants.

We’ve had a flirtatious history but never dated or did anything sexual together. He’s single but in love with someone else and I’m looking to meet a new different guy to become my fiancé.

While I’ve often mentioned sexual things (like sexual jokes or sexual things that happened in books I read etc), there was only one time when we talked about something related to penis length specifically. One time he told me about how he was caught watching porn when he was younger and then I told him about a weird response I got to a question relating to penis length I posted on Girls Ask Guys. This topic didn’t make him uncomfortable, and he had a very confident look to him when sharing his opinion on the weird response about a guy’s penis length.

For years I’ve been dying to ask him what his penis length is, but I’m unsure about how to ask him. Especially since I want to know seriously. Like should I ask him in a serious way? Or in a playful/flirty way? And should I just blurt it out randomly or wait until we’re talking about a sexual topic? And should I give him a warning that I’m going to ask a weird question first? And before or after asking, should I mention that I noticed he has a huge penis or should I pretend I never noticed?

Anything would be helpful. And I’m definitely planning on asking him sometime.

[undefined-intentions]

I think prefacing it with "okay can I ask you a weird question" or something along those lines is a great idea, but I really think the solution here is to just ask him. Tell him you've noticed and that you're seriously curious. Based on what you're saying about it, I doubt he'd have much of a reason to lie.

I would just go for it and not wait until you find a situation where you're already talking about sex. It is something one's not expecting to be asked, so expect a bit of shock, but if he wants to tell you, he'll tell you. And if he doesn't want to tell you, you've learned that.

I have no idea how I'd react if a friend asked me that, but asking is the only way to find out (as long as you're not into getting naked together), and the best way to ask is to just do it.

[Anonymous]

I'd wait for the right context in terms of having a sexual discussion in general, so you could direct the conversation into size discussion. Then I'd start acting flirty, since you have a history of doing that already, it probably won't be weird but just repeating something you've already experienced together. Then if you're already talking about sizes, I don't think you need to tell him that you're going to ask something weird in advance, since you're already into that topic, just ask him nicely if he'd mind to tell you his size.

[LikeALog]

He probably doesn't know. I never measured mine. I was told it's big but I had no idea what size a typical penis was nor what size big was. I had no reason to research to issue.

It was eventually measured. I was slow dancing, cheek to cheek with a girl I just met. I was very attracted to her and got an erection. It was very noticeable to her apparently as she made a comment that I must like her and be very interested in her. Then she ask how big was that interest I had. We eventually ended up at my place so she could measure it. Maybe you could try this yourself.

[blank_expression]

How ridiculous all this is, just f him. This is obviously your build up anyways.

[spartan55]

If you are so sure it's big, why does the measurement matter? You girls are so damn weird I swear.

[PlatinumBeetle]

Does he know your exact breast measurement? How would you feel about him asking?

This strikes me as way too specific a thing to ask someone except in a sexual relationship.

As for an honest answer I'd hope you are close enough friends to be honest with each other.
And if you go through with this definitely ask if it is okay to ask a personal question first.

[Leavesbound]

Tell him you and a girl you know have a bet going. Tell him you bet your girl friend that it's over 12" and she bet it's under 12" and tell him you have a tape measure and want to know if it's alright to measure it. If he's heterosexual he'll probably say yes. Of you could ask if it hurts to have that monster restrained in his pants like that. That could lead to a question about size.

[CalvinCali199]

Tell him to pull it out. Not a big deal

[Almost10inch4funlol]

just bring up a dick size convo and ask , or even better tell him you always wondered. a woman ms desire to know about are dick is really sexy.

[slatyb]

He probably doesn't really know. You'll have to get him erect and measure it yourself.

[Miristheiss]

Bring a tape measure, get it out and tell him..."now let's measure that guy and see what you've got."

[LiamSawyer]

Dress provocatively and go for it.