He claims he doesn't go to the bathroom and he doesn't want sex should I dump him?

Question

I've been talking to this guy I like and he claims he doesn't poop or dirties himself with sex... I laughed at him because he's a little fat and he got offended and stopped talking to me...
Should I dump him? I really like him but he claims to be some sort of buddha and I find his beliefs very stupid, but he's always so clean and
I mean I still like him and he's very successful and I want my share of that, but I don't know if I should put up with him being so saintly
Maybe I should try to change him?
He's cute and successful, I just need to make him dump his stupid religion

snackthatsmilesback · Accepted Answer

PLEASE don't try to force a man away from his religion. Especially when he's as devoted to it as this guy claims to be.

Emotions hormones are hard to control sometimes and people make mistakes, and if you get him to make one by breaking some vow or shit by having sex with you, then you'll only make him feel guilty and want to double down on his religion, likely also double down on refusing you or dump you altogether.

It's either that or he does quit his religion and if he so easily quits something so important to him for some cute lady, how loyal do you think he'll be to you when another cute lady comes along?

It's a lose lose, as are nearly all relationships with a strongly held religion not shared by both partners. It's a fuckin mess anyway and you're gonna do the speedrun version here.

kkirk4442 · Accepted Answer

He sounds like a lot of hot air. If you like nonsense and hot air from a person, then keep him. Otherwise, dump him. And he won't change, not for the better, anyway.

Red_Arrow · Answer

If you want to be with a guy who claims he does not poop, go for it. You obviously are not looking for sanity or intelligence.

summiter · Answer

He is weird... time to move on!

LiamSawyer · Answer

Dump him and move on... by the way every living body human or not shits.

loveslongnails · Answer

Let's be seriously just for a moment, please, incase this isn't a troll.

Everybody poops, even your Buddha. The only way that wouldn't happen would be if his body utilized and broke down to its components, every single piece of solid food and the nutrients were absorbed. Unnecessary chemicals would be passed through the urine. You think that's happening? LOL

You won't change him.
You want to be sexless the rest of your life too?
If this is even real, get out.

Tunasub · Answer

He's full of shit... drop him like a deuce in the toilet.

Wise4myage · Answer

Its pretty simple. If you don't poop, than you will die, so he is full of BS. He sounds very weird as well, so I say dump him.

dudeinohio · Answer

Never try to change a guy! All it will do is cause him to resent you... eventually, the relationship will collapse.

SuccessfulHornDog · Answer

He claims not to poop? What is wrong with him?

Twalli · Answer

You should dump him. How would you feel if I called your religion stupid. I can quite easily, I was an atheist for most of my life. I know all the stupid things about most major religions.

OnTheLevel · Answer

He doesn't go to the bathroom? That explains why he's full of shit.

Joshua0213 · Answer

Well you're not going to get him to drop his religion even if you try so I don't know

he-takes-a-part · Answer

dont dump. sex here love there

JustMe62 · Answer

Doesn't poop? That's not possible. If you don't drop a load now and then, It will get very painful. And if he doesn't want sex, Something is strange there. Drop him like a hot potato. I assume sex is important to you.