What's your worst sex experience?

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Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Not directly a sex experience but revolves around that.

So I was hooked on this girl from work, we started hanging out outside of work and she admitted she liked me but she was engaged. They broke up, we hooked up and secretly slept together a few times.

Skip forward a month and she invites me to this party. We meet up, she pulls me to the side and tells me she wants tonight to be the night we have sex without keeping it a secret. So she tells our friends she's planning to make a move on me and such.

She gets a bit drunk, we kiss, she mingles with her friends.

Next thing she's going into the living room (was a house party at hers) with some guy she's friends with and doesn't want to be disturbed. She spends the whole night in there with him "just chatting" and I spend the evening getting lectured about how I would have been wrong to sleep with the girl as she's drunk and that would be taking advantage. I spilled that it wasn't actually the first time we would have done stuff. Couldnt sleep so stayed up all night smoking and listening to music. Was meant to be on leave the following day to spend time with the girl but got so annoyed that I went to work anyway just to get away from it all.

Funnily enough though. The girl's sister stayed up most of the night with me giving me cigarettes and keeping me company when I went out to smoke. Turned out she had a crush on me at the time, and we've been together for two years now

FunkyMonkee · Accepted Answer

I was with my second girlfriend. It was the 4th time in 5 days that we tried having sex. what I didn't know, at the time, was that she was on the verge of having another nervous breakdown! Her third, at that point. She, very recently, told me that her way to fend off a rapist is to just lie there and pretend she's dead! So, I figure, that's what she was doing that night 35 years ago! Not that I was trying to rape her but, it worked!! She laid there naked after agreeing to have sex with me but she was wearing sunglasses at 1:00 a. m.!! (She liked that stupid Corey hart song, "Sunglasses At Night".) That kinda bugged me! But, I continued, or tried to. Because she "wasn't there", if you know what I mean, I just couldn't get it on!! I'd get in her and keep losing interest, so to speak but, I WANTED to have sex! I'd try beating off to get hard again and, shortly after I got back in her, it'd go away, again. So, I tried sticking a finger in her to get myself hard again. At first, I thought I was rolling my finger around her cervix! After a couple minutes, I realized that, what I was rolling my finger around was a turd up her ass!! YUCK!!!
I never DID finish having sex with her that night, or ever since! 2 days later, she went off the deep end and had to be put into the Ha Ha Hotel!

Sheyhoney · Accepted Answer

We were making out me on top leading into sex and he CAME in his pants 😒 then he had the audacity to think I was pregnant. SIR Im fully clothed I thought we were going somewhere 😩

loves2learn · Accepted Answer

Hmmmm probably when i sucked hub’s ball too hard by accident and we had to completely stop because he felt like he’d been kicked in the nuts.

weysally · Answer

my second boyfriend, a waste of space as far as sex ws concerned

MCheetah · Answer

This one Asian chick named Cherry. I regret EVERYTHING about that whole night. I've not had enough sex to know for sure, but I'd be willing to bet she's what's called a "dead fish" in bed. Like, almost no effort, no enthusiasm. She didn't even try, it seemed like. At one point, I was like "Why are you even here?" Then I figured it out. She was likely a gold digger, in it for the long con. But she didn't get a nickel out of me the whole night, and I never saw her again after that. Still... That was a 0/10 experience and five years later, I'm still pissed for having my time and cab fare wasted like that.

blank_expression · Answer

A group of us was in a club years ago and all these stupid women just kept dancing with each other seeking the typical meaningless attention. So, I bet the guys I would just pick the ugliest woman in the place and take her home and fk her. Well, I did, went over to the older, blah woman, talked to her for less than 5 min and we were off to her place to fk and we did. That sex experience made and still can make me nauseous. The hilarious thing that I was told later was all of the dancing attention seekers were giving me the evilest eyes as we were exiting. So, while the sex experience was nauseous, the overall what turned out to be an experiment, was enlightening to say the least.

ohshee · Answer

I do t really think I have had any , knock on wood , no the reason being is because if you don't like something you just have to change it you have to take control and make it work be honest I try to take a girl anyway because I want to make it all about the girl I'm with I want to take her to places you've never been before and when I'm allowed to do that it is always been very very very good

Manu_el01 · Answer

Well it's when you are about to make love and someone knocks at the door. Damn! You are left with bonner and can't even open the door. 😒

spartan55 · Answer

I had two in my late twenties when I had two girlfriends who were virgins. (no, not at the same time). I tried to be patient, play Professor, communicate, all that... and they were still meh

Leavesbound · Answer

I was about 4 years old and he was in his 80's and he made me go down on him.

FriendlyDrugDealer · Answer

Well, there was this one girl who was going down on me and took my belt off. A few moments later she climbs up and about to ride me but wraps the belt around my neck fast and started to choke me hard unexpectedly.

It took almost every ounce of strength not to toss her across the room with every strength in my body. She thought it was fun and exciting yet never asked me if I was into that shit. It was years ago and I let it go

thimmslicc · Answer

Omg where do I start.
He showed me a big dick picture.
In person I was catfish.
And he stank... bad body odor.
Dinner was expensive tho. So he got a feel or two. And I made an excuse to go home. I told him I started my period. Lol

exitseven · Answer

The first time I had sex it was with a stranger. I was very conflicted about it and was a little freaked out about it. I did not climax and I felt bad about it afterwards because I cheated on my girlfriend.

the_imperfectionist · Answer

Tried anal and a little shit came out.  He was eating my eat while fingering it ass and I ended up farting in his face a couple times.  He tied me up while fingering me and his mom walked in the room.

UnicornU · Answer

First girlfriend I had, she was super shy about doing or saying anything. It wasn’t worst but it wasn’t the best either❤️🏳️‍🌈

Nik1hil · Answer

😓😓 Umm..  *me who still has his V-card*

Caliguy88 · Answer

With a girl I hated. Lol. She didn’t take no for an answer,

moviedude714 · Answer

The first time I had sex was awkward, I figure it's that way for many people the first time or first few times,. It was a few penetrations or a few thrusts in the missionary position and then I lost my erection

eyekneepain · Answer

Tried to have sex with an escort but when she took of her clothes her privates smelled very bad. I didn’t end up doing anything with her.

Fromdusktilldawn · Answer

Was too nervous and couldn't get hard or penetrate properly, she was disappointed

Myylkie · Answer

We were making out and he cum in his pants

2ndTryatThis · Answer

The girl was too tight to even get me 1/3 in and then she started crying and we stopped and she started getting down on herself for being timid and tight and I had to console her.. it was just so awkward.. she said she’d been waiting for so long to be with me and that she never imagined that she couldn’t handle it